here's a pats thread for everyone to talk about patritos shit because nobody else cares

i hope the pats don't break cam vs i hope cam breaks the pats is a tough call

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Give that man a musket

oh my god his base salary is barely over $1m. can only hit $7.5m with all the incentives. that's an insane bargain for a dude who was a league MVP just a few years ago, even if there's a 50/50 chance he's totally shot that is a ridiculously good pickup

yeah

baffling that no one offered him anything better

yeah easy to hate on the pats for constantly getting good players on the cheap but seriously like half the teams in the league should've been happy to pay him at least $3-4m just as a backup if nothing else

im sure he wanted to start but like lots of teams need starting quarterbacks

nfl really hates individuals

cam really went to town with the special characters here

https://www.instagram.com/p/CEsJ28ohl-I/

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Why are we posting TB Bucs content here?

where’s the goddamn regular season 2020 thread???

no one cares about football anymore

Loving the Cam Newton era

Turns out Julian Edelman is still great, even without Brady

It's a shame they couldn't quite do it, but what a great game

i wish that last playcall had been something with a little more time to develop

man primetime Pats games always have some crazy ending don't they

Pats won a game against the Colts early in the rivalry in Indy on a last second stand. I remember the Colts were driving down to win the game and Willie McGinest played like he was hurt to stop the clock, he went out for one play and then came right back in and made the tackle on the last play.

i wish that last playcall had been something with a little more time to develop

as someone who knows much less than BB has forgotten about football, i'd have run a bootleg to the wide (right) side and let cam decide whether to throw or run

maybe the jets will hire us

I miss Willie McGinest

xp i think cam said after he should have bounced it further outside but honestly the entire left side of the line got blown up, not a lot he could do. running right would seem to offer more options though since as you said it is the wide side and you have a right-handed qb.

“I would’ve simply selected the goal line win play” — everyone after every Seahawks-Patriots game

— Jason Kirk, This American Life's cornhole expert (@thejasonkirk) September 21, 2020

lol true

once the patriots crossed the 50-yd line, they should have signed marshawn lynch (maybe he was actually in seattle?) and given him the ball on the final play.

you've got to give it to beast mode there. even if he isn't on your team yet.

in retrospect it's kind of amazing that beastmode never came to NE on like 2 yr/$500,000 contract or whatever

its not too late

beast mode is an Ike's man. Bill Belichick is a Subway man. i don't see it.

Beastmode would have to come into the game riding on top of Ron Meyer's lawn mower with the snow blower on the front.

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man, does Jacksonville look bad defensively. just let my Fins push them around for an easy TD

(and we're not exactly a team that puts many of them up!)

lol and then they let us do it again. thanks for making my boys look like the 49ers for a day!

u r in the pats thread, not the nfl thread

Fuckin Florida teams

does it reeeeally matter at this point

it does in that i click on one, and rarely click on the other

This is the thread where I work out my feelings about the Tampa Bay Bucs

born to die / world is a pat

here's a fla thread for everyone to talk about floradi shit because no one else cares

Speaking of other Florida/Pats news, lets give a big NFL Week 2 Pat Patriot MVP to the Patriot legal staff for getting prostitution charges dropped against Bob Kraft.

Winners all around!

Seems if the video is ruled ineligible to be used in court, they did not have much of a case.

Too bad losers! Pats rule!

Mr. Kraft was only shooting video for the Patriots website.

Had to do it.

😂 @CameronNewton pic.twitter.com/w3G0EqLj4H

— New England Patriots (@Patriots) September 27, 2020

lol

came here just to post that, it makes me so happy

Pats rule!

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11 years ago today, Tom Brady threw a record FIVE TDs in one quarter 🤯

(via @nflthrowback) pic.twitter.com/1chlpIDKTo

— SportsCenter (@SportsCenter) October 18, 2020

FG fest 2020