here's a pats thread for everyone to talk about patritos shit because nobody else cares

this was all foredoomed when he decided to wear that hat to the preseason press conference

i've de-NFLed enough to have few profootballfeels, but somehow still get freude from patrito schädens. didn't even find out til today, i could have had such good times.

might fuck around and watch the aaron hernandez doc

yeah for sure gonna watch

it was pretty gnarly!

rip touchdown tommy

end of an era

tom brady had only one request for the bucs: "what's my FP number?"

end of an era

good riddance

rude

Time to bring back Drew Bledsoe

Finally

Return of Flutie

take him away from the nbc booth in ND home games, where he likes to make fun of us

tony eason vs ken o'brien vs marino

...steve grogan

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They’re getting Cam on a one year deal

Betting they’ll do better than the Bucs this year

Agreed

yeah thats good pickup

everything is crazy! i love cam i hope he gets a ring in NE

i hope the pats don't break cam vs i hope cam breaks the pats is a tough call

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Give that man a musket

oh my god his base salary is barely over $1m. can only hit $7.5m with all the incentives. that's an insane bargain for a dude who was a league MVP just a few years ago, even if there's a 50/50 chance he's totally shot that is a ridiculously good pickup

yeah

baffling that no one offered him anything better

yeah easy to hate on the pats for constantly getting good players on the cheap but seriously like half the teams in the league should've been happy to pay him at least $3-4m just as a backup if nothing else

im sure he wanted to start but like lots of teams need starting quarterbacks

nfl really hates individuals

cam really went to town with the special characters here

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Why are we posting TB Bucs content here?

where’s the goddamn regular season 2020 thread???

no one cares about football anymore

Loving the Cam Newton era

Turns out Julian Edelman is still great, even without Brady

It's a shame they couldn't quite do it, but what a great game

i wish that last playcall had been something with a little more time to develop

man primetime Pats games always have some crazy ending don't they

Pats won a game against the Colts early in the rivalry in Indy on a last second stand. I remember the Colts were driving down to win the game and Willie McGinest played like he was hurt to stop the clock, he went out for one play and then came right back in and made the tackle on the last play.

i wish that last playcall had been something with a little more time to develop

as someone who knows much less than BB has forgotten about football, i'd have run a bootleg to the wide (right) side and let cam decide whether to throw or run

maybe the jets will hire us

I miss Willie McGinest

xp i think cam said after he should have bounced it further outside but honestly the entire left side of the line got blown up, not a lot he could do. running right would seem to offer more options though since as you said it is the wide side and you have a right-handed qb.

“I would’ve simply selected the goal line win play” — everyone after every Seahawks-Patriots game

— Jason Kirk, This American Life's cornhole expert (@thejasonkirk) September 21, 2020

lol true

once the patriots crossed the 50-yd line, they should have signed marshawn lynch (maybe he was actually in seattle?) and given him the ball on the final play.

you've got to give it to beast mode there. even if he isn't on your team yet.

in retrospect it's kind of amazing that beastmode never came to NE on like 2 yr/$500,000 contract or whatever