Dak Prescott contract talk AKA- NFL 2019-20 Week 1.

See I jinxed it you’re welcome

What a heartbreaker

feeling irrationally embarrassed for the eagles

man I really wanted to see Eli be the hero

https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/28261318/nfl-probing-patriots-video-crew-bengals-browns-source-says-was-feature-shoot

makes sense, the Bengals offense has been pretty hard to figure out this year

eli's record as a starter: 116-117-0

hall of famer!

But two super bowelz omg

Always found it cute that he basically felt he never had to do anything of merit ever again after winning the second, but still insisted on playing anyway

i cant recall a single eli play outside of the helmet catch

oh and the obj catch.

so i guess the two most memorable catches of all time

I remember a ton of Eli plays

Mostly interceptions

the quintessential eli play is him looking vaguely confused while he ambles to the line of scrimmage, gently winding one-finger in the air in a "hurry it up" motion, helmet slightly off kilter, pupils entirely dilated

he's never looked like he enjoys playing, which makes it weird that he wants to keep doing it in his diminished state

https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/28276535/ranking-best-worst-potential-nfl-head-coaching-openings-2019

Appreciate the fact that this column chose to name both the city and team name except for Washington.

he's never looked like he enjoys playing, which makes it weird that he wants to keep doing it in his diminished state

― mookieproof, Thursday, December 12, 2019 11:15 AM (six minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

think thats just his resting face

I still say beating the Patriots dynasty twice is pretty significant and worthy of laudation even if Eli is the most mediocre and dopey QB ever

obv tonight should be 73-6 Ravens so why do i have a feeling it might actually be a game?

being the Patriots twice is fine, but he hardly did that by himself.

99% football gods 1% receiver mojo

There’s a great bit in the America’s Game about the SB XLII team where Strahan explains Eli’s secret weapon, starts around 17:25 here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tvt2LgwZ9GA

Peyton always seemed like the consummate competitor, Eli always seemed like once he achieved major milestones, he was good with phoning it in. probably gets drunk at parties and goes "didjooo knoawos that i won tew super bowwwwwwl?".

in school he probably beat Oregon Trail once then just kept dying on purpose to write funny shit on the tomb stones.

That’s why I like him

obv tonight should be 73-6 Ravens so why do i have a feeling it might actually be a game?

i don't know why you had that feeling either

I mean they barely scrapped by the Fins on Sunday, and lol, they're also the Jets.

Lavar Jackson broke Vick's QB rushing record.

he was 9th in the league in rushing coming into tonight. fuckin insane.

would like to officially declare that I don't think this guy's a gimmick anymore

I could see the Ravens taking it all this year

but imagine how good he'd be at wr

he could probably throw to himself

hes fn shredding the league, kudos

and he’s like a little kid out there! Vick and Faaaaavruh all in one. Postgame with Ingram was 🔥

Is Jackson top scorer in fantasy leagues? I'd have to think with the number of TDs, it would be pretty good.

He must be — he’s also throwing a ton of TDS and not putting up huge passing yardage numbers, he’s first in TDs by a wide margin and 17th and passing yards.

Also he’s got a realistic shot at leading the league in rushing. He’s 5th, only 178 yds behind Nick Chubb for the lead.

the only way he's not #1 is if it's McCaffrey, who has 2k yards combined. but yeah without looking it up it pretty much has to be Lamar, I can't imagine there's another QB that's even close although I think Dak has a pretty crazy # of yards

yeah in both my leagues where qbs are scored differently he's way out ahead as the #1. maccafrey two in both. then deshaun, dalvin, russ all in differing orders m/l

He must be — he’s also throwing a ton of TDS and not putting up huge passing yardage numbers, he’s first in TDs by a wide margin and 17th and passing yards.

Also he’s got a realistic shot at leading the league in rushing. He’s 5th, only 178 yds behind Nick Chubb for the lead.

― omar little, Friday, December 13, 2019 10:24 AM (thirty-six minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

and the browns have kareem hunt eating into chubbs touches a bit

P cool that the best RB in the league happens to be a QB too

― de-mamba mentality (Spottie), Sunday, November 10, 2019 1:11 PM (one month ago) bookmarkflaglink

not great quality, but dan marino's 44 td passes in 1986 (ken o'brien was second with 25). impressive how often he gets away with throwing off his back foot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1cym2Zvax8

Marino seemed to be able to throw 40 yard bombs with no effort at all. Look up the yards per catch the Marks brothers had, they definitely was not getting that passing yards throwing 5 yard outs.

Raiders fans got unruly after they lost their last game at the Coliseum

disappointed that the nfc east champion will not be 7-9

Falcons are pretty impressive for a 5-9 team

https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/28314109/josh-gordon-banned-indefinitely-nfl-peds-substance-abuse

brees is 27-for-28 ffs

29/30 in the end, single game record.

that weak offensive PI call on his record tying TD is just classic NFL

record breaking even