In their defense that was an insane play, can easily see the ref having the wrong angle and just being like “no way”
― frogbs, Monday, 9 December 2019 00:25 (four years ago) link
Anyway everyone knows exactly how this game is gonna end anyway
― frogbs, Monday, 9 December 2019 00:33 (four years ago) link
See I jinxed it you’re welcome
― frogbs, Monday, 9 December 2019 00:39 (four years ago) link
What a heartbreaker
― Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Monday, 9 December 2019 00:40 (four years ago) link
feeling irrationally embarrassed for the eagles
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 10 December 2019 04:00 (four years ago) link
man I really wanted to see Eli be the hero
― frogbs, Tuesday, 10 December 2019 14:36 (four years ago) link
https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/28261318/nfl-probing-patriots-video-crew-bengals-browns-source-says-was-feature-shoot
makes sense, the Bengals offense has been pretty hard to figure out this year
― frogbs, Tuesday, 10 December 2019 16:15 (four years ago) link
eli's record as a starter: 116-117-0
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 10 December 2019 16:20 (four years ago) link
hall of famer!
― k3vin k., Thursday, 12 December 2019 10:23 (four years ago) link
But two super bowelz omg
― master of nuggets (Neanderthal), Thursday, 12 December 2019 16:39 (four years ago) link
Always found it cute that he basically felt he never had to do anything of merit ever again after winning the second, but still insisted on playing anyway
― master of nuggets (Neanderthal), Thursday, 12 December 2019 16:40 (four years ago) link
i cant recall a single eli play outside of the helmet catch
― de-mamba mentality (Spottie), Thursday, 12 December 2019 17:07 (four years ago) link
oh and the obj catch.
so i guess the two most memorable catches of all time
― de-mamba mentality (Spottie), Thursday, 12 December 2019 17:09 (four years ago) link
I remember a ton of Eli plays
― master of nuggets (Neanderthal), Thursday, 12 December 2019 17:16 (four years ago) link
Mostly interceptions
the quintessential eli play is him looking vaguely confused while he ambles to the line of scrimmage, gently winding one-finger in the air in a "hurry it up" motion, helmet slightly off kilter, pupils entirely dilated
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 12 December 2019 18:05 (four years ago) link
he's never looked like he enjoys playing, which makes it weird that he wants to keep doing it in his diminished state
― mookieproof, Thursday, 12 December 2019 18:15 (four years ago) link
https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/28276535/ranking-best-worst-potential-nfl-head-coaching-openings-2019
Appreciate the fact that this column chose to name both the city and team name except for Washington.
― omar little, Thursday, 12 December 2019 18:19 (four years ago) link
― mookieproof, Thursday, December 12, 2019 11:15 AM (six minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
think thats just his resting face
― de-mamba mentality (Spottie), Thursday, 12 December 2019 18:23 (four years ago) link
I still say beating the Patriots dynasty twice is pretty significant and worthy of laudation even if Eli is the most mediocre and dopey QB ever
― frogbs, Thursday, 12 December 2019 18:39 (four years ago) link
obv tonight should be 73-6 Ravens so why do i have a feeling it might actually be a game?
― Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Thursday, 12 December 2019 19:57 (four years ago) link
being the Patriots twice is fine, but he hardly did that by himself.
― master of nuggets (Neanderthal), Thursday, 12 December 2019 20:06 (four years ago) link
99% football gods 1% receiver mojo
― Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Friday, 13 December 2019 01:02 (four years ago) link
There’s a great bit in the America’s Game about the SB XLII team where Strahan explains Eli’s secret weapon, starts around 17:25 here:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tvt2LgwZ9GA
― El Tomboto, Friday, 13 December 2019 01:41 (four years ago) link
Peyton always seemed like the consummate competitor, Eli always seemed like once he achieved major milestones, he was good with phoning it in. probably gets drunk at parties and goes "didjooo knoawos that i won tew super bowwwwwwl?".
in school he probably beat Oregon Trail once then just kept dying on purpose to write funny shit on the tomb stones.
― master of nuggets (Neanderthal), Friday, 13 December 2019 01:58 (four years ago) link
That’s why I like him
― frogbs, Friday, 13 December 2019 03:16 (four years ago) link
i don't know why you had that feeling either
― mookieproof, Friday, 13 December 2019 03:59 (four years ago) link
I mean they barely scrapped by the Fins on Sunday, and lol, they're also the Jets.
― master of nuggets (Neanderthal), Friday, 13 December 2019 04:02 (four years ago) link
Lavar Jackson broke Vick's QB rushing record.
― master of nuggets (Neanderthal), Friday, 13 December 2019 04:36 (four years ago) link
he was 9th in the league in rushing coming into tonight. fuckin insane.
― master of nuggets (Neanderthal), Friday, 13 December 2019 04:41 (four years ago) link
would like to officially declare that I don't think this guy's a gimmick anymore
― frogbs, Friday, 13 December 2019 04:44 (four years ago) link
I could see the Ravens taking it all this year
― master of nuggets (Neanderthal), Friday, 13 December 2019 04:44 (four years ago) link
but imagine how good he'd be at wr
― jesus is zing (symsymsym), Friday, 13 December 2019 04:44 (four years ago) link
he could probably throw to himself
― master of nuggets (Neanderthal), Friday, 13 December 2019 04:45 (four years ago) link
hes fn shredding the league, kudos
― lag∞n, Friday, 13 December 2019 06:00 (four years ago) link
and he’s like a little kid out there! Vick and Faaaaavruh all in one. Postgame with Ingram was 🔥
― Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Friday, 13 December 2019 06:47 (four years ago) link
Is Jackson top scorer in fantasy leagues? I'd have to think with the number of TDs, it would be pretty good.
― earlnash, Friday, 13 December 2019 17:20 (four years ago) link
He must be — he’s also throwing a ton of TDS and not putting up huge passing yardage numbers, he’s first in TDs by a wide margin and 17th and passing yards.
Also he’s got a realistic shot at leading the league in rushing. He’s 5th, only 178 yds behind Nick Chubb for the lead.
― omar little, Friday, 13 December 2019 17:24 (four years ago) link
the only way he's not #1 is if it's McCaffrey, who has 2k yards combined. but yeah without looking it up it pretty much has to be Lamar, I can't imagine there's another QB that's even close although I think Dak has a pretty crazy # of yards
― frogbs, Friday, 13 December 2019 17:47 (four years ago) link
yeah in both my leagues where qbs are scored differently he's way out ahead as the #1. maccafrey two in both. then deshaun, dalvin, russ all in differing orders m/l
― de-mamba mentality (Spottie), Friday, 13 December 2019 18:01 (four years ago) link
― omar little, Friday, December 13, 2019 10:24 AM (thirty-six minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
and the browns have kareem hunt eating into chubbs touches a bit
P cool that the best RB in the league happens to be a QB too
― de-mamba mentality (Spottie), Sunday, November 10, 2019 1:11 PM (one month ago) bookmarkflaglink
― de-mamba mentality (Spottie), Friday, 13 December 2019 18:02 (four years ago) link
not great quality, but dan marino's 44 td passes in 1986 (ken o'brien was second with 25). impressive how often he gets away with throwing off his back foot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1cym2Zvax8
― mookieproof, Friday, 13 December 2019 20:51 (four years ago) link
Marino seemed to be able to throw 40 yard bombs with no effort at all. Look up the yards per catch the Marks brothers had, they definitely was not getting that passing yards throwing 5 yard outs.
― earlnash, Saturday, 14 December 2019 23:33 (four years ago) link
Raiders fans got unruly after they lost their last game at the Coliseum
― 100 Percent That Grinch (Neanderthal), Monday, 16 December 2019 02:30 (four years ago) link
disappointed that the nfc east champion will not be 7-9
― mookieproof, Monday, 16 December 2019 02:58 (four years ago) link
Falcons are pretty impressive for a 5-9 team
― frogbs, Monday, 16 December 2019 16:16 (four years ago) link
https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/28314109/josh-gordon-banned-indefinitely-nfl-peds-substance-abuse
― omar little, Tuesday, 17 December 2019 02:16 (four years ago) link
brees is 27-for-28 ffs
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 17 December 2019 03:14 (four years ago) link
29/30 in the end, single game record.
― omar little, Tuesday, 17 December 2019 04:22 (four years ago) link