2019 NCAA Football thread : "Do More."

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could be a red day. not a blue day.

Tart Prepper (Sufjan Grafton), Saturday, 21 September 2019 17:44 (six years ago)

guess harbaugh failed to lay the proper wreaths on bo schembechler's grave

mookieproof, Saturday, 21 September 2019 17:48 (six years ago)

:(

Mommy...can I go out and VAPE tonight? (voodoo chili), Saturday, 21 September 2019 17:56 (six years ago)

Streaming the auburn vs a&m game and just saw a commercial for a place called "Zaxby's." There was a plate of fried chicken, slaw, and a 3-slice-thick slice of bread. To my amazement, the tv hands then tucked a giant egg roll onto the plate.

Tart Prepper (Sufjan Grafton), Saturday, 21 September 2019 21:26 (six years ago)

Frommulus

Tart Prepper (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 22 September 2019 02:26 (six years ago)

holding call on a touchback. the fix is in.

Tart Prepper (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 22 September 2019 02:32 (six years ago)

it's the hurty up offense

Tart Prepper (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 22 September 2019 02:45 (six years ago)

Absurd homer spot

Tart Prepper (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 22 September 2019 03:11 (six years ago)

UGA was better. Our OL will have some rough tape to look at.

Tart Prepper (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 22 September 2019 03:46 (six years ago)

Zaxby's is an entirely mediocre chain that Southerners swear by because of the unique "Zaxby's Sauce." The eggroll may seem a strange addition, but it's purely a different vehicle to deliver sauce to the customer's mouth hole.

Johnny Fever, Sunday, 22 September 2019 03:54 (six years ago)

pitt panthers tho

mookieproof, Sunday, 22 September 2019 04:13 (six years ago)

Thank you, JF. Even my Texas friend couldn't tell me what was up. Just said that it's "really southern. Not really a Texas thing."

Tart Prepper (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 22 September 2019 04:16 (six years ago)

xp lol ucf

Tart Prepper (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 22 September 2019 04:16 (six years ago)

JF explaining Zaxby's is an example of ilx at its finest.

A is for (Aimless), Sunday, 22 September 2019 04:52 (six years ago)

lol true

fwiw the closest I can get to describing "Zaxby's Sauce" is to imagine ketchup and mustard mixed together with an obscene amount of black pepper added.

Johnny Fever, Sunday, 22 September 2019 05:16 (six years ago)

Ahh, the internet says it's ketchup, mayo, worcestershire, garlic, and black pepper. Whatever it is, it ain't much to write home about.

Johnny Fever, Sunday, 22 September 2019 05:29 (six years ago)

it always starts with ketchup and mayo

Tart Prepper (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 22 September 2019 05:58 (six years ago)

anyone watching ucla vs wash state???

big city slam (Spottie), Sunday, 22 September 2019 06:19 (six years ago)

this is what usc utah looked like it could be

Tart Prepper (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 22 September 2019 06:25 (six years ago)

Oh shit

Tart Prepper (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 22 September 2019 06:25 (six years ago)

ucla scored 50 2nd half points for the comeback win

big city slam (Spottie), Sunday, 22 September 2019 06:28 (six years ago)

insane

Tart Prepper (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 22 September 2019 06:35 (six years ago)

: O

Johnny Fever, Sunday, 22 September 2019 06:56 (six years ago)

End of the Ole Miss/Cal was sufficiently wacky if you did not see it on TV. Ole' Miss made this amazing catch to have a shot to win it and then ran the ball with no timeouts and Andy Reid can tell you how that turned out. Had a shot.

earlnash, Wednesday, 25 September 2019 01:03 (six years ago)

army is 3-1 (and pretty damn close to 4-0)

they are 8-for-22 for 194 yards with two touchdowns, one pick and five sacks when trying to throw the ball. in four games

mookieproof, Saturday, 28 September 2019 20:40 (six years ago)

four weeks pass...

sufjan and voodoo fite

mookieproof, Saturday, 26 October 2019 23:24 (six years ago)

we are cursed in ann arbor

$1,000,000 or 1 bag of honeycrisp apples (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 27 October 2019 01:08 (six years ago)

and ian book is bad now

$1,000,000 or 1 bag of honeycrisp apples (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 27 October 2019 01:09 (six years ago)

good opportunity for a tears in rain monologue from brian kelly.

$1,000,000 or 1 bag of honeycrisp apples (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 27 October 2019 01:15 (six years ago)

golden gophers still undefeated. how nice for them.

A is for (Aimless), Sunday, 27 October 2019 02:45 (six years ago)

I'm pinching myself

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Sunday, 27 October 2019 02:49 (six years ago)

yikes ND

mookieproof, Sunday, 27 October 2019 03:56 (six years ago)

Lyn Bowden Jr. has been really amazing playing QB moving from WR for UK. Losing their starting QB in game 3 and then their backup a game and a half later, pretty much led them to doing their wildcat package as the offense. It has worked pretty well and Bowden has been playing out of his mind.

I'm sure some NFL scouts are going to look at these tapes and figure Bowden could be a nice weapon for some of these NFL matchup passing games.

IU is now 6-2 and bowl eligible this early in the season for the first time in probably a couple decades with their first win ever against Nebraska. It would be pretty hilarious for Harbaugh to get some reprise by beating ND to only turn around and lose to Indiana.

earlnash, Sunday, 27 October 2019 03:59 (six years ago)

would be sweeter than the red sauce on a Greek's pizza

$1,000,000 or 1 bag of honeycrisp apples (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 27 October 2019 05:35 (six years ago)

i want to forget college football exists now, but the damn ALGORITHMS won't allow it.

$1,000,000 or 1 bag of honeycrisp apples (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 28 October 2019 18:31 (six years ago)

Your team's authentic replica jerseys, logo-encrusted memorabilia & tchotchkes suitable for giving as gifts, all for sale. Best prices! Everything must go!

A is for (Aimless), Monday, 28 October 2019 18:36 (six years ago)

Holy shit that Minnesota win was good tv

Johnny Fever, Saturday, 9 November 2019 20:41 (six years ago)

Go Golden Gophers!

Brad C., Saturday, 9 November 2019 20:46 (six years ago)

minn over penn was a very happy win

A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 9 November 2019 22:12 (six years ago)

tide getting rolled

mookieproof, Saturday, 9 November 2019 22:32 (six years ago)

Damn, onside kick time.

brownie, Sunday, 10 November 2019 00:20 (six years ago)

LSU/Alabama was game of the year for me so far.

Ed Orgeron has the best sounding voice in all of American sport. They should get him to do the voice of a frog in a cartoon.

earlnash, Sunday, 10 November 2019 15:06 (six years ago)

I do kinda like the whole "we finally made it mama" aspect of college sports when one team finally gets over on another or wins the big game.

You see it in the players all the time, but not as much in the coaches as your pro coaches are either corporate stooges or so cutthroat, they got bodies buried all over NJ swamps.

earlnash, Sunday, 10 November 2019 15:08 (six years ago)

I would buy Ed Orgeron audiobooks in a heartbeat

Brad C., Sunday, 10 November 2019 17:20 (six years ago)

Ed Orgeron has the best sounding voice in all of American sport

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fixed for you

kanye kendrick frank kendrick frank kanye (voodoo chili), Tuesday, 12 November 2019 16:32 (six years ago)

evan and jaron
evan or jaron
edward or jaron
edward or geron

$1,000,000 or 1 bag of honeycrisp apples (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 12 November 2019 19:32 (six years ago)

Audbile.com (tm) presents:

ED ORGERON READING THE STORY OF O.

This thought made me chuckle.

earlnash, Saturday, 16 November 2019 12:44 (six years ago)

already hyped for the Gophers/Hawkeyes if we can get this win we are set up pretty good

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 16 November 2019 13:50 (six years ago)

"we"

A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 16 November 2019 16:01 (six years ago)

Fire Saban.

Johnny Fever, Saturday, 16 November 2019 20:54 (six years ago)

headhunting used to be an integral part of the game, but permanent brain damage has long been an integral part of the game, too, so... which is more important in the long run: affecting game outcomes, or reducing the prevalence of traumatic brain injury?

A is for (Aimless), Sunday, 29 December 2019 04:17 (six years ago)

good game, impressed by clem to come back

johnny crunch, Sunday, 29 December 2019 05:05 (six years ago)

nothing quite like MAC and Sunbelt also-rans doing battle in the mobile alabama/GMAC/go daddy/dollar general/lendingtree bowl on a random monday night in january

mookieproof, Tuesday, 7 January 2020 03:21 (six years ago)

It was dumb of the NCAA to schedule the championship game so late, right after divisional weekend, the most exciting weekend of NFL football

525,600 gecs (voodoo chili), Tuesday, 7 January 2020 04:08 (six years ago)

Joe Brady in the box with a headset, looks like he should be a dude in a madden tournament

if you're in the thread, keep on posting (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 14 January 2020 01:52 (six years ago)

I'm picking the Tigers to win.

A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, 14 January 2020 01:56 (six years ago)

this whole game is one big zaxby's commercial

if you're in the thread, keep on posting (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 14 January 2020 02:07 (six years ago)

with a fanboat drive-thru

if you're in the thread, keep on posting (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 14 January 2020 02:10 (six years ago)

this game, if late, is still very good

if you're in the thread, keep on posting (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 14 January 2020 02:34 (six years ago)

James Skalski could be called for targeting while standing still

if you're in the thread, keep on posting (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 14 January 2020 04:12 (six years ago)

this LSU team is one we're gonna remember forever.

jamarr chase is just a sophomore, jeez. my chief rooting interest is for him to get to 300 yds.

culture of mayordom (voodoo chili), Tuesday, 14 January 2020 04:28 (six years ago)

head ref has david byrne vibes

if you're in the thread, keep on posting (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 14 January 2020 04:45 (six years ago)

like this is his first game, and he'll go home to journal about how profoundly strange american football is

if you're in the thread, keep on posting (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 14 January 2020 04:47 (six years ago)

five months pass...

enjoying this new trend of 'sure, our coach is a racist abuser, but look at all the money we saved by making him take a paycut'

mookieproof, Friday, 3 July 2020 21:05 (five years ago)

"I don't think we can take this away from our players, take this away from our state and our country," Orgeron said. "We need football. Football is the lifeblood of our country."

mookieproof, Wednesday, 15 July 2020 18:43 (five years ago)

It's definitely the life blood of his bank account.

the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Wednesday, 15 July 2020 19:46 (five years ago)

https://www.si.com/college/bostoncollege/football/betting-odds-on-college-football-return

His bank account is going to take a hit, I assume.

Ira Einhorn (dandydonweiner), Thursday, 16 July 2020 02:12 (five years ago)

two weeks pass...

washington state is apparently cutting players who signed *or retweeted* the pac-12 players list of demands. amazing

Am told multiple other #WSU players who shared the "#WeAreUnited" graphics have been released from the team, as well. https://t.co/OA0Hg3aroo

— Theo Lawson (@TheoLawson_SR) August 2, 2020

mookieproof, Sunday, 2 August 2020 23:37 (five years ago)

Among complaints from Colorado State athletes staffers: Coaches have told players not to report COVID-19 symptoms, threatened players with reduced playing time if they quarantine and claim CSU is altering contact tracing reports to keep players practicing https://t.co/OMjaq7GFsK

— Kevin Lytle (@Kevin_Lytle) August 4, 2020

mookieproof, Tuesday, 4 August 2020 22:51 (five years ago)


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