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STAY STRONG KEVIN!

― horseshoe, Thursday, 8 March 2007 22:10 (nineteen years ago)

pfft, she's 2,200 miles away from me i think i'll survive.
i'm making a sucker out of myself over someone but it sure isn't her.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 8 March 2007 22:11 (nineteen years ago)

Ally would you like to trade jobs??

― Leee, Thursday, 8 March 2007 22:12 (nineteen years ago)

sure!

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 8 March 2007 22:13 (nineteen years ago)

what do you do?

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 8 March 2007 22:13 (nineteen years ago)

ally should just post screen caps of her monitor.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 8 March 2007 22:14 (nineteen years ago)

yeah but isn't flickr blocked for you too?

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 8 March 2007 22:14 (nineteen years ago)

Guys, what does BILL BELLICHEK think about thsi?

― David R., Thursday, 8 March 2007 22:14 (nineteen years ago)

he's too busy nailing other people's wives to give a shit.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 8 March 2007 22:15 (nineteen years ago)

I can't imagine he cares one way or another?

― horseshoe, Thursday, 8 March 2007 22:15 (nineteen years ago)

xpost

― horseshoe, Thursday, 8 March 2007 22:15 (nineteen years ago)

Kevin, I'd take your job too from the sounds of it!

I am a (fake) technical writer at s3m1-c0nduct0rbius company. But more like a glorified data entry person.

― Leee, Thursday, 8 March 2007 22:16 (nineteen years ago)

alright i will do it! :D

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 8 March 2007 22:17 (nineteen years ago)

semi-condoctor morbius???

― ghost rider, Thursday, 8 March 2007 22:19 (nineteen years ago)

I wouldn't be surprised if Bill Belichick is behind all of this.

― brownie, Thursday, 8 March 2007 22:19 (nineteen years ago)

leee, my younger sister is a technical writer, she writes software manuals. her first job out of college 10 years ago had a higher entry salary than me and my older sister were making combined. although, granted i was f'ing really poor back then.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 8 March 2007 22:19 (nineteen years ago)

7 out of 10 morbii were actually bill belichick

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 8 March 2007 22:21 (nineteen years ago)

HI DO YOU THINK LELIE IS GOING TO SHAPE UP INTO A NO. 1 RECEIVER?

Leee on Friday, March 9, 2007 2:54 AM (21 minutes ago)

training camp for the niners should be pretty funny this year - "and lelie burns lewis on a deep post... but he DROPS THE BALL!!"

so in conclusion no and also fuk u

― cankles, Thursday, 8 March 2007 22:22 (nineteen years ago)

Ya but I'm not actually doing technical writing! Writing documentation for software applications sounds dreamy, to be honest.

― Leee, Thursday, 8 March 2007 22:38 (nineteen years ago)

# post this thread last hour > # of post rest of last month

― jhøshea, Thursday, 8 March 2007 22:38 (nineteen years ago)

Ally what is your employ? I'm thinking I should've asked before I committed o well.

― Leee, Thursday, 8 March 2007 22:38 (nineteen years ago)

i am in advertising

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 8 March 2007 22:47 (nineteen years ago)

So, wait - if CK's right about Kraft's BONER FOR MORALITY, does that mean TB & BB are gonzo?!?!??

― David R., Friday, 9 March 2007 00:20 (nineteen years ago)

well theres moral and theres MORAL

aka we dont comment on players personal matters

― jhøshea, Friday, 9 March 2007 00:37 (nineteen years ago)

Just imagine the shit-storm if this was Vick.

― leavethecapital, Friday, 9 March 2007 03:25 (nineteen years ago)

david there's a difference between knocking a couple of women up (brady) and knocking a couple of women around (peter). there's also a huge difference between courting a known free-agent malcontent (moss) and keeping the best player on team if not division on the field (brady). kraft didn't become a billionaire by not knowing that some people are more important to an organization than others. that's why ty law wasn't cut when he got caught smuggling X across the canadian border but dejuan cherry was 86'ed before he was bailed out of jail.

horseshoe, i went out before the news came on last night but i saw that the local abc and fox affiliates were both featuring the brady story in the teases for their broadcasts, did you happen to see what they said?

― chicago kevin, Friday, 9 March 2007 14:25 (nineteen years ago)

on brady v. vick behavior:

i'm certainly no friend of brady, but recklessly impregnating two women of arguably equal star power is qualitatively different than recklessly infecting a groupie w/ herpes.

― j.q higgins, Friday, 9 March 2007 15:23 (nineteen years ago)

I'm kinda surprised that CK actually answered my stupid question seriously!

― David R., Friday, 9 March 2007 15:32 (nineteen years ago)

btw - BONER FOR MORALITY sounds like it would be a million seller for ray stevens.

― chicago kevin, Friday, 9 March 2007 15:50 (nineteen years ago)

Listen, we are dancing around the issue here. Belichick is responsible for everything- leee's job, this board, Brady's bastardization of an entire continent. EVERY DAMN THING.

It makes me mad.

― brownie, Friday, 9 March 2007 15:54 (nineteen years ago)

Fuck him! But don't forget the IUD!

― David R., Friday, 9 March 2007 15:58 (nineteen years ago)

or the raincoat!

― j.q higgins, Friday, 9 March 2007 16:01 (nineteen years ago)

i saw that the local abc and fox affiliates were both featuring the brady story in the teases for their broadcasts, did you happen to see what they said?

no, unfortunately. :(

― horseshoe, Friday, 9 March 2007 16:21 (nineteen years ago)

Raincoat? What, does humping Mr. MVP end up turning into some fucked-up scene from a Miike film?

― David R., Friday, 9 March 2007 16:27 (nineteen years ago)

no, he's just so potent and virile that the uh, "moment of truth" is like a gallagher show or something.

― chicago kevin, Friday, 9 March 2007 16:49 (nineteen years ago)

I imagine Belichick's moment of truth to be like a Steven Wright show.

― brownie, Friday, 9 March 2007 16:52 (nineteen years ago)

ok well this is the worst conversation we've had yet

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 9 March 2007 17:04 (nineteen years ago)

yeah, after i read that i was kind of ashamed of myself and now i wish i could take a shower.

― chicago kevin, Friday, 9 March 2007 17:08 (nineteen years ago)

i have a weird craving for green beans and garlic anything.

― chicago kevin, Friday, 9 March 2007 17:13 (nineteen years ago)

If this is worse than art shell ass pockets then stop the world I want to get off.

― brownie, Friday, 9 March 2007 17:13 (nineteen years ago)

The local Thai place serves a garlic and green bean dish called "The Lonely Beans" ;_;

― brownie, Friday, 9 March 2007 17:18 (nineteen years ago)

green beans and garlic anything

OK I know what cookies are, but this?

― Leee, Friday, 9 March 2007 17:23 (nineteen years ago)

dude, i know it's friday on ilx but please let's not start on the cookies thing.

― chicago kevin, Friday, 9 March 2007 17:26 (nineteen years ago)

i'm too hungover to properly savor a good cookie right now anyway.

― chicago kevin, Friday, 9 March 2007 17:34 (nineteen years ago)

that's bullshit

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 9 March 2007 18:12 (nineteen years ago)

PROPERLY savor it, i didn't say i wouldn't savor it at all but i have one of those all over bodyache hangovers.

― chicago kevin, Friday, 9 March 2007 18:13 (nineteen years ago)

HI I HAVE NEW PICTURES ON FLICKR ALLY PLS PAY ATTENTION TO ME!

― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Friday, 9 March 2007 18:13 (nineteen years ago)

http://cache.gawker.com/assets/resources/2007/03/katsknockedup-thumb.jpg

― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Friday, 9 March 2007 18:14 (nineteen years ago)

lol pussy oven

― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Friday, 9 March 2007 18:14 (nineteen years ago)

i like the drummer photo but i would what with my drummer thing

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 9 March 2007 18:19 (nineteen years ago)

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