I was gonna say, if I wasn't talking shit but there's not really a case where I'm not talking shit.
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 15 August 2018 14:06 (five years ago) link
2nd ep hue just berating his players for not practicing to his satisfaction real healthy organization they've got there i wonder if this is what it was like playing for chip kelly soul crushing
MYLES GARRETT IS A POET
― Mordy, Thursday, 16 August 2018 02:22 (five years ago) link
"i was a boy who liked to write long before i was a man who liked to hit people"
entertaining season, but browns seem deeply dysfunctional
― the bhagwanadook (symsymsym), Thursday, 16 August 2018 08:19 (five years ago) link
Is that quote real bc that’s amazing
― YouTube_-_funy_cats.flv (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Thursday, 16 August 2018 11:54 (five years ago) link
In Cleveland: A receiver is struggling to catch the ball in practice. Hue "punishes" him by requiring him to catch *30* balls from the JUGS machine after practice. His coaches & the GM watch from folding chairs as he literally counts to 30.Meanwhile, in Pittsburgh: pic.twitter.com/2ieeHYDHsm— Warren Sharp (@SharpFootball) August 15, 2018
― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 16 August 2018 12:44 (five years ago) link
with the appropriate preseason caveats, philly 1st team offense looks abominable and pats defense looks p nice
― Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 17 August 2018 00:27 (five years ago) link
for a min i'm like.. no one cares about the preseason and then i'm like BRADY JULES I MISSED YOU GUYS SO MUCH
patterson is fast alright
― ¯\_(🏈 )_/¯ (daria-g), Friday, 17 August 2018 00:55 (five years ago) link
foxboro and its terrible, terrible music
― ¯\_(🏈 )_/¯ (daria-g), Friday, 17 August 2018 00:56 (five years ago) link
with the appropriate preseason caveats
oh, you
― mookieproof, Friday, 17 August 2018 01:57 (five years ago) link
preseason game announcing is a delight tbh
scott zolak on the pats game now talking about sharks, different kinds of things that sharks do.. a shark vs a bear, zolak vs a bear, ninko, you see any bears in foxboro?
ninko: i saw a coyote once in foxboro
zolak: that's a wolf with mange
― ¯\_(🏈 )_/¯ (daria-g), Friday, 17 August 2018 02:43 (five years ago) link
fuck this atavistic bullshit sport and fuck you for watching it
― El Tomboto, Sunday, August 19, 2018 11:28 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Mr. Snrub, Monday, 20 August 2018 11:22 (five years ago) link
my favorite variation of above is people on twitter who are morally superior to NFL fans yet love the WWE, where all its veterans live til 60 before ODing or killing themselves or someone else and who's power structure is actually directly tied to the Trump org and Linda McMahon serves in the administration
these people usually care about anime
― The Desus & Mero Chain (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 20 August 2018 17:09 (five years ago) link
the NFL without question is bad for humanity, but the eagles are good
― k3vin k., Monday, 20 August 2018 19:30 (five years ago) link
I’d root for the Eagles either way but it’s nice that they’ve made it so easy by being so likable.
― Mordy, Monday, 20 August 2018 19:31 (five years ago) link
lol'd at these, @dril tweet season previews
NFCAFC
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 20 August 2018 20:57 (five years ago) link
washington one is great
― the bhagwanadook (symsymsym), Tuesday, 21 August 2018 05:50 (five years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dl3v3iaU4AAaO84.jpg
sports agents have to be some of the worst ppl alive right? look at these goddamn pantomime villains. looks like they're kidnapping him or holding him hostage. gronk's constant slight bewilderment is not helping obv.
― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 30 August 2018 19:37 (five years ago) link
While do those dudes look bigger than gronk who is a literal giant
― YouTube_-_funy_cats.flv (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Thursday, 30 August 2018 20:25 (five years ago) link
it's a trick of the eye. gronk is sitting 20-feet behind those men.
― guardians of the gums: i am tooth (voodoo chili), Thursday, 30 August 2018 21:49 (five years ago) link
At what point is it safe to say that Baker Mayfield is the greatest Browns QB since ‘99? Can we say it now or do we have to wait for the regular season to start?
― Mr. Snrub, Friday, 31 August 2018 00:36 (five years ago) link
i believe you are talking about tyrod taylor?
― Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 31 August 2018 00:41 (five years ago) link
Safe to say Drew Stanton as well.
― brownie, Friday, 31 August 2018 00:56 (five years ago) link
NOPE. YOU WILL NOT STOP DANNY ETLING! 😱😱😱 #NEvsNYG pic.twitter.com/Y3HgpyNBxt— NFL (@NFL) August 31, 2018
― Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 31 August 2018 01:56 (five years ago) link
Breaking: Baltimore has agreement in principle to trade former Super Bowl MVP Joe Flacco to the Broncos, league sources told ESPN.Trade cannot be processed until new NFL league year begins Wednesday, March 13. Teams prohibited from commenting on deal or terms surrounding it.— Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) February 13, 2019
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 13 February 2019 16:19 (five years ago) link
hey, that's cool
― frogbs, Wednesday, 13 February 2019 16:19 (five years ago) link
After debating it during the regular season, Jason Witten has ended his NFL retirement to return to the Dallas Cowboys.— Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) February 28, 2019
― mookieproof, Thursday, 28 February 2019 18:03 (five years ago) link
Witten's commentary got a little better over the course of the season, but I guess he realized he was never going to be Tony Romo
― Brad C., Thursday, 28 February 2019 19:16 (five years ago) link
"sports agents have to be some of the worst ppl alive right? look at these goddamn pantomime villains. looks like they're kidnapping him or holding him hostage. gronk's constant slight bewilderment is not helping obv."
I believe I saw a comic in 2000AD that a sports agent had to eat a complete Gronk before it was allowed to manage a Gronk. It might have been in Strontium Dog.
― earlnash, Sunday, 3 March 2019 22:24 (five years ago) link
https://usatthebiglead.files.wordpress.com/2019/03/brown.jpg?w=443?w=1&crop=0&zoom=2o,g
― reggae mike love (polyphonic), Monday, 4 March 2019 16:14 (five years ago) link
Kellen Winslow is still doing creep crimes
http://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/26141998/former-te-winslow-jail-accused-lewd-acts
― omar little, Tuesday, 5 March 2019 16:52 (five years ago) link
Foles to the Jags, 4/88
that's where I was hoping he'd go, who knows if it'll work out but it will be neat to see this Jags team with an actual QB
(would've been neater last year, but still)
― frogbs, Monday, 11 March 2019 21:22 (five years ago) link
rumors are desean jackson back to philly
― Mordy, Monday, 11 March 2019 21:22 (five years ago) link
hoo boy
― k3vin k., Monday, 11 March 2019 23:15 (five years ago) link
!
Browns getting OBJ from the Giants
― omar little, Wednesday, 13 March 2019 00:06 (five years ago) link
Odell Beckham Jr. traded to Cleveland, as @MikeGarafolo reported.— Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) March 12, 2019
Here are the trade terms: Giants recieve a first-round pick in 2019 (No. 17 overall), the Browns' second third-round pick this year and S Jabril Peppers, source tells ESPN. Browns get Odell Beckham Jr.— Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) March 13, 2019
― omar little, Wednesday, 13 March 2019 00:07 (five years ago) link
This might be the best Browns team of my lifetime
― frogbs, Wednesday, 13 March 2019 00:11 (five years ago) link
wow
― johnny crunch, Wednesday, 13 March 2019 00:18 (five years ago) link
lol steelers front office
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 13 March 2019 00:31 (five years ago) link
going to assume brownie isn't here cos they're popping champagne cork atm
― fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 13 March 2019 00:49 (five years ago) link
meanwhile my boys just had the expected fire sale.
― fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 13 March 2019 00:50 (five years ago) link
SU-PER BOWL!! SU-PER BOWL!!
― Mr. Snrub, Wednesday, 13 March 2019 11:18 (five years ago) link
https://nbclatino.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/200344289-001.jpg?w=640&h=480&crop=1
― brownie, Wednesday, 13 March 2019 11:52 (five years ago) link
Tannehill to the Titans
― frogbs, Friday, 15 March 2019 19:22 (five years ago) link
Cool I'm taking off three years from watching the Tankfins
― fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Friday, 15 March 2019 19:42 (five years ago) link
Now this is a bad uni:
https://a1.espncdn.com/combiner/i?img=%2Fphoto%2F2019%2F0405%2Fr524688_1296x729_16%2D9.jpg&w=1140&cquality=40&format=jpg
― brownie, Friday, 5 April 2019 11:43 (five years ago) link
oof
https://bleacherreport.com/articles/2828649-what-happened-in-green-bay
summary: McCarthy was an unimaginative coach who never adapted and checked out when the team started losing, Rodgers is a diva who randomly puts people in the doghouse, the front office was obsessed with youth and let talented players walk, rookie receivers were caught between listening to Rodgers and listening to the coaching staff, everyone thinks they should have won 5 Super Bowls...sound about right?
― frogbs, Friday, 5 April 2019 13:22 (five years ago) link
the old jets unis were classic--the problem was the team, coaching, and organization.
― Neus Anneus (voodoo chili), Friday, 5 April 2019 14:22 (five years ago) link
This dude is strong.
Time of year when small school guys get to show they can compete on the big stage. This is 320-pound, Western Illinois DT Khalen Saunders (@khalenNOTkaylen), who is heading to the Senior Bowl next week. Backflips at his size.... pic.twitter.com/s6QjAkA3zO— Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) January 16, 2019
― earlnash, Sunday, 7 April 2019 18:32 (five years ago) link
whoa!
― k3vin k., Sunday, 7 April 2019 20:21 (five years ago) link