FOLES RUSH IN: 2018 nfl qb carousel and miscellaneous offseasoning thread

Training camp starts! Baker the TD Maker! Myles Garrett!! A 100% healthy Corey Coleman! Hard knocks! Let’s fucking do this!!!!!!! SU PER BOWL!! SU PER BOWL!!

Give the NFL credit where it’s due: They are so much better than the NBA at giving fanbases of terrible teams optimism before the season starts. You think I’m gonna give a shit about any Cavs games next season?

this is gonna be the year the browns win a game snrub, I can feel it

New year, new slogan for #Browns pic.twitter.com/AqhtnVLfcy

— Scott Petrak ct (@ScottPetrak) July 26, 2018

it's coming home

i think i've said this before but i'm really excited to see how the browns are able to squander the massive amount of talent that they've accumulated

Johnny Football is getting his first start north of the border this weekend.

Training camp starts! Baker the TD Maker! Myles Garrett!! A 100% healthy Corey Coleman! Hard knocks! Let’s fucking do this!!!!!!! SU PER BOWL!! SU PER BOWL!!

― Mr. Snrub, Friday, July 27, 2018 11:32 AM (one week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Kill me.

first ep of browns hard knocks teaches me two things
1. this team is catastrophically managed & coached
2. if they win any games it will be bc tyrod puts the team on his back

deets pls

the Ritchie Incognito/Vikings drama has been highly entertaining

deets pls

hue trying to explain to mayfield about the importance of waking up 5 in the morning to get a jump on the day and start preparing and mayfield just wandering off

lots of awkward conversations

taylor seems like a real professional

coaching staff doesn't really seem like they have any control over the josh gordon situation - they're just hoping he comes back and have no idea when

hue lecturing todd haley

coaches berating players for performing badly doing practice, "how could you miss that fucking helen keller could see that," hue complaining that practice "fucking sucks"

landry giving a bitter profanity laden lecture to the WR corps about how they need to be practicing and how ducking work is contagious like 15-20 f-bombs

mayfield trying to lead the team in singing "take me home country road" and no one sings along

there's a special qb only RV

i really want to disengage from nfl media but you're not making it easy

myles garrett looks like he has his shit together too

they gotta replace that coaching tho

jarvis landry is the worst player that ppl seem to care about

episode opens w/ ppl taking down the big lebron poster

Diehard #Jaguars fan Tim Richert says he ordered a custom Jags jersey from the NFL Shop. He claims he got this - with the #Patriots logo on the front. “I was devastated to see this atrocity even exists, and for it to happen to me was perceived as a slight to all Jags fans.” pic.twitter.com/mpoYIckTSr

— Vic Micolucci WJXT (@WJXTvic) August 9, 2018

perfect qbr from tyrod taylor and mayfield looked hot too apparently. i feel like it's going to be pretty exciting to see cleveland's offense finally start to click and then have their season totally derailed by gregg williams

Guice ACL tear

The Chicago Bears have agreed to terms with first-round pick Roquan Smith, a source told ESPN's Adam Schefter.

The deal is for the slotted amount of $18 million guaranteed over four years. A source told Schefter the contract should include about $11 million in bonuses.

Selected with the eighth overall pick in the draft, Smith had been the last unsigned rookie in the NFL. Part of the reason for his holdout has been language in his contract that would allow the team to reclaim guaranteed money if the linebacker is suspended under the NFL's new helmet-contact rules, a source previously confirmed to ESPN.

this league is always pioneering new ways to be horseshit

lol

JUST IN: Starting today, @budlight is installing “Victory Fridges” that will be full of beer in 10 Cleveland bars. When the Browns win first regular season game, fridges unlock and beer inside is free to fans. pic.twitter.com/DkRWkVkLkx

— Darren Rovell (@darrenrovell) August 14, 2018

10c_beer_nghtFINALUSETHIS.xls

bunch of Browns fans drinking flat bear in 2020 feels like appropriate ending for this

lmao

Video: #Browns WR Jarvis Landry and CB Terrance Mitchell got into a scuffle during practice today. Landry threw the ball at Mitchell's helmet, Mitchell took a swing at Landry and they ensued to wrestle each other to the ground.pic.twitter.com/LqRR7aILre

— NFL Update (@MySportsUpdate) August 14, 2018

this year will be different!

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Full rundown of Jalen Ramsey's QB evaluations in GQ. https://t.co/EVeEdY4Km4 pic.twitter.com/25azBEfVLw

— Zack Cox (@ZackCoxNESN) August 15, 2018

I was gonna say, if I wasn't talking shit but there's not really a case where I'm not talking shit.

2nd ep hue just berating his players for not practicing to his satisfaction real healthy organization they've got there i wonder if this is what it was like playing for chip kelly soul crushing

MYLES GARRETT IS A POET

"i was a boy who liked to write long before i was a man who liked to hit people"

entertaining season, but browns seem deeply dysfunctional

Is that quote real bc that’s amazing

In Cleveland: A receiver is struggling to catch the ball in practice. Hue "punishes" him by requiring him to catch *30* balls from the JUGS machine after practice. His coaches & the GM watch from folding chairs as he literally counts to 30.
Meanwhile, in Pittsburgh: pic.twitter.com/2ieeHYDHsm

— Warren Sharp (@SharpFootball) August 15, 2018

with the appropriate preseason caveats, philly 1st team offense looks abominable and pats defense looks p nice

for a min i'm like.. no one cares about the preseason and then i'm like BRADY JULES I MISSED YOU GUYS SO MUCH

patterson is fast alright

foxboro and its terrible, terrible music

with the appropriate preseason caveats

oh, you

preseason game announcing is a delight tbh

scott zolak on the pats game now talking about sharks, different kinds of things that sharks do.. a shark vs a bear, zolak vs a bear, ninko, you see any bears in foxboro?

ninko: i saw a coyote once in foxboro

zolak: that's a wolf with mange

fuck this atavistic bullshit sport and fuck you for watching it

― El Tomboto, Sunday, August 19, 2018 11:28 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

my favorite variation of above is people on twitter who are morally superior to NFL fans yet love the WWE, where all its veterans live til 60 before ODing or killing themselves or someone else and who's power structure is actually directly tied to the Trump org and Linda McMahon serves in the administration

these people usually care about anime

the NFL without question is bad for humanity, but the eagles are good

I’d root for the Eagles either way but it’s nice that they’ve made it so easy by being so likable.

lol'd at these, @dril tweet season previews

NFC
AFC

washington one is great

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dl3v3iaU4AAaO84.jpg

sports agents have to be some of the worst ppl alive right? look at these goddamn pantomime villains. looks like they're kidnapping him or holding him hostage. gronk's constant slight bewilderment is not helping obv.

While do those dudes look bigger than gronk who is a literal giant

it's a trick of the eye. gronk is sitting 20-feet behind those men.

At what point is it safe to say that Baker Mayfield is the greatest Browns QB since ‘99? Can we say it now or do we have to wait for the regular season to start?

i believe you are talking about tyrod taylor?