here's a pats thread for everyone to talk about patritos shit because nobody else cares

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fyi my kid receives a book every month from PJ Library, which is part of a non-profit organization and sends out children's books with themes based around Judaism. This month's book?

https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0509/3401/products/FlyingHighBookFront.jpg?v=1507748955

In 2016 Edelman became one of three Patriots (along with Malcolm Mitchell and Martellus Bennett) to publish a children's book. Edelman's book, Flying High, is about a squirrel named Jules who learns to overcome his physical limitations through hard work and the assistance of a goat named Tom.[71]

nomar, Friday, 20 October 2017 04:20 (six years ago) link

you need to burn that in front of him

mookieproof, Friday, 20 October 2017 04:27 (six years ago) link

Not only do the ladies love the moves, so does coach.https://t.co/oYNgsO9pSF

— Rob Gronkowski (@RobGronkowski) October 21, 2017

¯\_(🏈 )_/¯ (daria-g), Saturday, 21 October 2017 19:03 (six years ago) link

Do you have any players that aren’t assholes

El Tomboto, Saturday, 21 October 2017 19:09 (six years ago) link

thanks for stopping by

Roberto Spiralli, Saturday, 21 October 2017 19:24 (six years ago) link

pats r good, only in the fog

lag∞n, Monday, 23 October 2017 03:04 (six years ago) link

rip new england pats

According to a league source, Donta Hightower has a torn pectoral muscle and is out for the year. Big loss for the Patriots

— Ben Volin (@BenVolin) October 26, 2017

lag∞n, Thursday, 26 October 2017 17:00 (six years ago) link

Ugh

Moodles, Thursday, 26 October 2017 17:08 (six years ago) link

if the patriots offense can raise its play to the level of the defense they could make a real run at a championship

Roberto Spiralli, Sunday, 29 October 2017 20:06 (six years ago) link

i will only believe in this patriots team if they acquire megatron

lag∞n, Sunday, 29 October 2017 21:16 (six years ago) link

texans generously getting beaten on the same play action deep balls over and over to keep this interesting

Roberto Spiralli, Sunday, 29 October 2017 22:50 (six years ago) link

jimmy g to SF for what will presumably be pick #33 or 34. timing is weird for what is a pretty fair deal, would've thought they might have been able to squeeze a bit more out a desperate team. pats a lil short behind brady now...

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 31 October 2017 00:48 (six years ago) link

hopefully will draft someone a little better than ras-i dowling

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 31 October 2017 00:53 (six years ago) link

wonder if they might be looking to move that pick for a linebacker or someone

lag∞n, Tuesday, 31 October 2017 01:00 (six years ago) link

yeah the timing would make sense if they are gathering resources for some other moves. but also wouldn't be surprised if they didn't bring anyone in, bb often does the opposite of what you'd expect

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 31 October 2017 01:05 (six years ago) link

why does SF make this deal?

ein Sexmonster (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, 31 October 2017 02:04 (six years ago) link

i support this fever dream

I’m totally 100 million billion katrillion percent all-in on getting Kaepernick as the Pats backup QB.

— Bill Simmons (@BillSimmons) October 31, 2017

lag∞n, Tuesday, 31 October 2017 02:06 (six years ago) link

SF desperately needs a QB. realistic options were, in likely order of attractiveness: cousins in the summer, jimmy g now, brissett (??) in the summer, the bad looking 2018 qb class. cousins is going to be a bidding war and will get way overpaid. he's more of a sure thing but jimmy has a higher ceiling for sure and starts next season with 10 months w/ kyle shan under his belt.

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 31 October 2017 02:12 (six years ago) link

ok ty. was not aware of weak draft class

ein Sexmonster (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, 31 October 2017 02:18 (six years ago) link

qb controversy

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 1 November 2017 17:37 (six years ago) link

Lynch says, “ok if Garoppolo is off-limits would you trade us Brady?” Belichick to paraphrase (replied) “hold on, did you REALLY just ask me if I would trade Tom Brady?” Lynch persisted and an amused Belichick kept asking “did you really just ask that?”

would like to believe any of this was true

Roberto Spiralli, Sunday, 5 November 2017 18:06 (six years ago) link

wentz!!

k3vin k., Sunday, 5 November 2017 18:22 (six years ago) link

Wentz is must watch at this point

Spottie, Sunday, 5 November 2017 18:33 (six years ago) link

whoops wrong thread

k3vin k., Sunday, 5 November 2017 18:34 (six years ago) link

Ilnfl needs to just do one reg season thread imo

Spottie, Sunday, 5 November 2017 19:03 (six years ago) link

ive tried to tell them but theyre addicted to their weekly thread titling lol

lag∞n, Sunday, 5 November 2017 19:16 (six years ago) link

Shame

Spottie, Sunday, 5 November 2017 19:18 (six years ago) link

ILH will take over, next week we can make a second half thread

k3vin k., Sunday, 5 November 2017 19:19 (six years ago) link

if anyone objects we will explain that basketball actually is better and we're here to help

k3vin k., Sunday, 5 November 2017 19:19 (six years ago) link

who is "them"?? last time i brought it up ppl were adamant that we keep the weekly threads. mind you, the same ppl prob don't even post on nfl threads any more so...

Roberto Spiralli, Sunday, 5 November 2017 19:20 (six years ago) link

Lmao Kev otm

Spottie, Sunday, 5 November 2017 19:21 (six years ago) link

would boycott any nfl thread made by k3v. even if it is just me posting on the rival thread that would be m/l the same experience.

Roberto Spiralli, Sunday, 5 November 2017 19:21 (six years ago) link

who is "them"??

― Roberto Spiralli, Sunday, November 5, 2017 2:20 PM (forty minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

it was you!!

lag∞n, Sunday, 5 November 2017 20:03 (six years ago) link

feel like we don't have enough volume to justify weekly threads anymore

― Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, September 7, 2016 4:12 PM (one year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Roberto Spiralli, Sunday, 5 November 2017 20:06 (six years ago) link

im glad youve come around but lets not pretend u didnt run in fear from my visionary leadership

lag∞n, Sunday, 5 November 2017 20:12 (six years ago) link

marty b is back! somehow made it past another 28 teams teams on waivers. i guess not everyone wants to make room on the roster for an injured TE.

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 9 November 2017 21:23 (six years ago) link

thinking after the game yday that the pats have quietly developed one of the best interior OL units in the league, shoring up the place where they have most successfully been attacked all the way back to first NYG super bowl. mason-andrews-thuney all look p strong per PFF metrics and you can see in game that the trouble they have had this season, when they have had it (noticeably not so much in the last few games) has been from the edges, which brady can and does step up so well to deal with. i wonder if scheme wise they have sacrificed the edge a little to bolster the interior. even so, you'd like to see solder in particular not get badly owned one on one how he has been some times this season (altho dealing with some tough personal shit of course, hard to be too hard on him)

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 13 November 2017 16:08 (six years ago) link

Bringing back Dante Scarnecchia was a very good move

Moodles, Monday, 13 November 2017 17:07 (six years ago) link

cant you just see bill calling him up "dante, we need ya" heh

lag∞n, Monday, 13 November 2017 17:10 (six years ago) link

classic scarnecchia

lag∞n, Monday, 13 November 2017 17:10 (six years ago) link

i know it's basically impossible given that there are only like 20 HCs in there even, but i would love to see him make the hall somehow.

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 13 November 2017 17:12 (six years ago) link

damn rip

lag∞n, Monday, 20 November 2017 15:56 (six years ago) link

:(

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 20 November 2017 16:00 (six years ago) link

Caught Brady's first career td pass

omar little, Monday, 20 November 2017 16:03 (six years ago) link

"suspected motor vehicle accident" is a weird turn of phrase from the medical examiner

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 20 November 2017 16:04 (six years ago) link

Belichick: "Deep down inside, he was a good person with good intentions and a good heart. ... It's a sad day."

this is weird too! deep down? this just makes it sound like he was an asshole most of the time

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 20 November 2017 16:52 (six years ago) link

Shit, RIP Terry Glenn

Moodles, Tuesday, 21 November 2017 00:00 (six years ago) link

rip. one of the first guys i remember from following the pats.

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 21 November 2017 01:35 (six years ago) link

https://www.sbnation.com/2017/11/27/16702858/tom-brady-instagram-tb-times-deep-dive-help-im-drowning

this is incredible journalism

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 27 November 2017 16:23 (six years ago) link


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