lol Brock 13 of 20 for 83 yards. 4.2 yards/attempt. basically using their passing game as a secondary run game, not gonna cut it.
― Neanderthal, Sunday, 15 January 2017 02:46 (seven years ago) link
lol the spread on this game was Patriots by 16.5? wish I'd come out of gambling retirement to have taken that one.
― Neanderthal, Sunday, 15 January 2017 02:52 (seven years ago) link
I got in at texans +16. Considering they hadnt scored a td in the last 3 games vs the Pats that seems about right
― frogbs, Sunday, 15 January 2017 02:56 (seven years ago) link
yeah I mean Patriots could cover that easily in most iterations of this matchup but in the playoffs against the #1 defense, only takes one or two one-off mistakes not to cover even if you otherwise dominate the game.
― Neanderthal, Sunday, 15 January 2017 02:59 (seven years ago) link
Miller's been like the only bright spot for the offense.
ladies and gentleman, Brock Osweiler
― Neanderthal, Sunday, 15 January 2017 03:00 (seven years ago) link
Osweiler dropping back for 5 seconds then hitting his own guy in the knees at the line of scrimmage is pretty much Houston's offense in a nutshell
― frogbs, Sunday, 15 January 2017 03:00 (seven years ago) link
his slow reaction is a killer. the ball has to come out quick on that play, if there's nothing available, you gotta anticipate the pressure, move around, try to extend the play. i know he ain't the most mobile dude in the world but as soon as 3 seconds passed it was p obvious he was gonna fuck it up
― Neanderthal, Sunday, 15 January 2017 03:02 (seven years ago) link
Meanwhile Brady has 171 yards on 9 completions
― frogbs, Sunday, 15 January 2017 03:04 (seven years ago) link
https://twitter.com/BenVolin/status/820465940525682688
― FREE BRADY (daria-g), Sunday, 15 January 2017 03:06 (seven years ago) link
man killer of a missed tackle there
― Neanderthal, Sunday, 15 January 2017 03:07 (seven years ago) link
Yeah watching Brock its nuts this guy got a big offseason contract, dude plays so much like a backup and I'd be shocked if hes still a starter in 2 years
― frogbs, Sunday, 15 January 2017 03:09 (seven years ago) link
welllllllllll there it is
― Neanderthal, Sunday, 15 January 2017 03:09 (seven years ago) link
i am just getting up to speed with this game but brady has dropped some goddamn dimes in the past few minutes
― call all destroyer, Sunday, 15 January 2017 03:09 (seven years ago) link
love the halftime adjustments baby!
― lag∞n, Sunday, 15 January 2017 03:10 (seven years ago) link
are "halftime adjustments" basically belichick yelling DO YOUR JOB at guys?
― FREE BRADY (daria-g), Sunday, 15 January 2017 03:11 (seven years ago) link
sometimes he forgets to yell it before the game
― lag∞n, Sunday, 15 January 2017 03:11 (seven years ago) link
yeah it was inevitable really. if Houston thought it was gonna be able to shut out NE the rest of the game and eventually squeeze out a TD, well, they strategized poorly
― Neanderthal, Sunday, 15 January 2017 03:11 (seven years ago) link
Yeah houston offense gonna have to figure something out quick or theyre gonna lose by 25
― frogbs, Sunday, 15 January 2017 03:12 (seven years ago) link
prediction of next series:
1st down: 4 yard pass in flat2nd down: run for 3 yards3rd down: Brock throws ball off of Patriot defender's hands
― Neanderthal, Sunday, 15 January 2017 03:12 (seven years ago) link
heheheh i knew it was only a matter of time before someone mentioned 'patriots day' assumed wahlberg basically made the movie for pats to show at team movie night, i'm surprised they didn't go yet
― FREE BRADY (daria-g), Sunday, 15 January 2017 03:13 (seven years ago) link
haha that's the biggest gain of the game for the Texans
― Neanderthal, Sunday, 15 January 2017 03:13 (seven years ago) link
kills me that MIller has been doing his job and creating manageable situations for Brockfarmer only for him to fuck it away
― Neanderthal, Sunday, 15 January 2017 03:14 (seven years ago) link
ladies and gentleman, Mr......
― Neanderthal, Sunday, 15 January 2017 03:15 (seven years ago) link
oops
― call all destroyer, Sunday, 15 January 2017 03:15 (seven years ago) link
do they have any WRs that played QB in college, might be worth a try
if not, maybe still worth trying them out
― Neanderthal, Sunday, 15 January 2017 03:16 (seven years ago) link
cld feel that one coming
― lag∞n, Sunday, 15 January 2017 03:17 (seven years ago) link
watch osswilrz throwing motion in slomo is p lol
― lag∞n, Sunday, 15 January 2017 03:20 (seven years ago) link
staring at his intended target like a stalker, easy to jump that route
― Neanderthal, Sunday, 15 January 2017 03:21 (seven years ago) link
― lag∞n, Saturday, January 14, 2017 10:20 PM (fifty-eight seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
yeah that is not the most beautiful or classic of motions is it
― call all destroyer, Sunday, 15 January 2017 03:21 (seven years ago) link
Receiving Under the Influence, on Floyd
funny thing is that was one of Brock's quicker deliveries this game, which says a lot
― Neanderthal, Sunday, 15 January 2017 03:22 (seven years ago) link
lol did Edelman just say "fuckin shit"
pretty much every pats game you can hear jules yell something like that loud and clear on the broadcast
― FREE BRADY (daria-g), Sunday, 15 January 2017 03:25 (seven years ago) link
nothing's topping that Steeler guy shrieking and saying "goodness gracious" tho
― Neanderthal, Sunday, 15 January 2017 03:26 (seven years ago) link
nice drop Fedorabitch
feel like a Texans TD would take 20 minutes at this point
― Neanderthal, Sunday, 15 January 2017 03:27 (seven years ago) link
gee more underneath shit
― Neanderthal, Sunday, 15 January 2017 03:28 (seven years ago) link
lolol second biggest gain of the game for the Texans = Oswaddler skipping down the field
― Neanderthal, Sunday, 15 January 2017 03:30 (seven years ago) link
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
― FREE BRADY (daria-g), Sunday, 15 January 2017 03:33 (seven years ago) link
that wasn't a fuckin fumble
― Neanderthal, Sunday, 15 January 2017 03:34 (seven years ago) link
lol who let pete morelli within 100 miles of a playoff game
― call all destroyer, Sunday, 15 January 2017 03:35 (seven years ago) link
Yeah theres no way
― frogbs, Sunday, 15 January 2017 03:35 (seven years ago) link
if that had been a fumble, would the illegal substitution have negated the turnover, or would it have just been deducted from the return.
― Neanderthal, Sunday, 15 January 2017 03:36 (seven years ago) link
like seems to me having more than 11 ppl on the field during a turnover return should be more than just a 'ok we'll take yardage back' but it was obv cos everybody though tthe play was dead
phew omg
― FREE BRADY (daria-g), Sunday, 15 January 2017 03:37 (seven years ago) link
http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3eo9wj1jz1qbaywxo1_400.gif
― Neanderthal, Sunday, 15 January 2017 03:38 (seven years ago) link
God way to suck
― frogbs, Sunday, 15 January 2017 03:38 (seven years ago) link
brutal
― lag∞n, Sunday, 15 January 2017 03:39 (seven years ago) link