back by not particularly popular demand: NFL 2016-7 week 1 thread

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lol CAD almost otm

Spottie, Monday, 12 September 2016 03:28 (nine years ago)

Nailbiter

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Monday, 12 September 2016 03:29 (nine years ago)

fit that into a pretty tight window

call all destroyer, Monday, 12 September 2016 03:32 (nine years ago)

w00t

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 12 September 2016 03:32 (nine years ago)

ha good game nice

lag∞n, Monday, 12 September 2016 03:33 (nine years ago)

Holeeeey sheeeittt!!!

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Monday, 12 September 2016 03:33 (nine years ago)

OH YEAH

call all destroyer, Monday, 12 September 2016 03:33 (nine years ago)

that sucks

Spottie, Monday, 12 September 2016 03:33 (nine years ago)

belichick avoids heat for burning those 20 secs

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 12 September 2016 03:34 (nine years ago)

EVIL PATS 4EVA

FREE BRADY (daria-g), Monday, 12 September 2016 03:34 (nine years ago)

jimmy was pretty good. couple of v nice plays, no real bonehead throws. needs to speed up his reads maybe but that's the kind of thing that can come with game experience

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 12 September 2016 03:37 (nine years ago)

he seemed p poised

lag∞n, Monday, 12 September 2016 03:38 (nine years ago)

yeah i see the potential. his reads weren't always crisp but this was a tight game throughout and he didn't do anything egregiously dumb

call all destroyer, Monday, 12 September 2016 03:41 (nine years ago)

this #fakebrady guy lmao

Spottie, Monday, 12 September 2016 03:47 (nine years ago)

lol someone asked bill a question and used the word "storyline," you can imagine how well that went

call all destroyer, Monday, 12 September 2016 04:07 (nine years ago)

Every Belichick grimace conveys its own storyline

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Monday, 12 September 2016 04:09 (nine years ago)

i watched two games this week and both ended on missed field goals

lag∞n, Monday, 12 September 2016 04:19 (nine years ago)

Like some of the Bears, I kinda napped through part of the game but from what I saw Houston looked pretty decent. Texan's D-line looked pretty good, Clowney was a menace a few plays and they seemed to get a big push in the middle even though Watt until the end was kind held in check. Cutler gets some time, he seems to do ok. Bears could be middling, they don't look as terrible as a couple years ago.

Indy's D isn't that hot as they got little pass rush and they were down to like 5 DBs by the end of the game. Got to figure even as a low key guy, Caldwell probably enjoyed winning. Colt's had a couple TEs that were new to me looked pretty good. Detroit looked a bit more talented to me, but both clubs are probably pretty middling. That RB for the Lions played pretty well.

earlnash, Monday, 12 September 2016 04:24 (nine years ago)

onyl one double digit win so far this week, crazy

lag∞n, Monday, 12 September 2016 04:30 (nine years ago)

wow RG3 was shaky

rip van wanko, Monday, 12 September 2016 13:27 (nine years ago)

should i stop trying to make janeane garofalo happen

horseshoe, Monday, 12 September 2016 16:09 (nine years ago)

hold on to that feeling

thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Monday, 12 September 2016 16:33 (nine years ago)

https://brobible.files.wordpress.com/2016/09/randy-moss-trent-dilfer.jpg?quality=90&w=650

nomar, Monday, 12 September 2016 17:19 (nine years ago)

rg3

fractured coracoid bone in his left shoulder. Although surgery is not required at this time, Griffin’s left shoulder will be re-evaluated in 3-4 weeks.

Spottie, Monday, 12 September 2016 18:51 (nine years ago)

RIP

brownie, Monday, 12 September 2016 18:52 (nine years ago)

Poor, poor Browns.

Mr. Snrub, Monday, 12 September 2016 18:55 (nine years ago)

hah my family in Akron all say they expected him to be out for the season by Week 4, can't believe they were actually being too optimistic

frogbs, Monday, 12 September 2016 18:59 (nine years ago)

well...josh mccown was not really the reason the browns didn't win games last season. so the situation is bad but that's because it was already bad.

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 12 September 2016 19:00 (nine years ago)

yes but RGIII had like a 5% shot at maybe resembling what he was that one year in Washington while John McCown is 100% Josh McCown

frogbs, Monday, 12 September 2016 19:04 (nine years ago)

Josh "Raven Killer" McCown is back, baby

brownie, Monday, 12 September 2016 19:06 (nine years ago)

lol

johnny crunch, Monday, 12 September 2016 19:23 (nine years ago)

o lord what a fall from grace

thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Monday, 12 September 2016 19:28 (nine years ago)

while John McCown is 100% Josh McCown

this is a p funny typo

johnny crunch, Monday, 12 September 2016 19:31 (nine years ago)

also would be a good wk 2 thread title

johnny crunch, Monday, 12 September 2016 19:33 (nine years ago)

I had to read it a couple times, I thought I typed "Josh McClown"

frogbs, Monday, 12 September 2016 19:34 (nine years ago)

"Joe is as tough as a $2 steak," coach John Harbaugh said. "My brother didn’t come up with that, either. It’s from an old western, just for the record."

FREE BRADY (daria-g), Monday, 12 September 2016 21:37 (nine years ago)

do... do we not have any other plan than leaving breeland on antonio brown here

FREE BRADY (daria-g), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 01:41 (nine years ago)

cousins looks terrible

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 13 September 2016 01:49 (nine years ago)

gorams?

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 02:24 (nine years ago)

Well, this is going to be a slog.

schwantz, Tuesday, 13 September 2016 02:37 (nine years ago)

is bnw around? is he still gorams or are they dead to him now?

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 13 September 2016 03:12 (nine years ago)

sidebar: I like that there's some raised fists during the anthem to complement taking a knee but some of these dudes look hella uncomfortable. keep yr head down, throw that fist high: just like the 68 Olympics.

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 03:30 (nine years ago)

never sleep again

https://twitter.com/deadspin/status/775539510641844224

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 04:03 (nine years ago)

Gabberts gotten away with like 4 throws that shoulda been picked

Spottie, Tuesday, 13 September 2016 04:34 (nine years ago)

even the niners want to go home

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 04:41 (nine years ago)

Trent Brown: 6'8", 355lbs!

schwantz, Tuesday, 13 September 2016 04:57 (nine years ago)

Could the Niners possibly be good, or are the Rams really that bad?

schwantz, Tuesday, 13 September 2016 05:21 (nine years ago)

case keenum is a septic tank of a qb with no one to throw to anyway. the niners defense played like they knew it and worse the rams offense played like they knew it. it's going to be impossible for them to move the ball when the defense knows it only has to defend 10 yards from the LOS. niners offense seems like it is probably bad also but they played a conservative game vs a good defense and were able to score with it.

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 13 September 2016 11:24 (nine years ago)

top response is perfect

https://twitter.com/SportsCenter/status/775694796174295040/photo/1

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 13 September 2016 14:19 (nine years ago)

this is the best thing

http://screengrabber.deadspin.com/kevin-harlans-play-by-play-radio-call-of-the-mnf-idiot-1786562558

frogbs, Tuesday, 13 September 2016 14:22 (nine years ago)


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