back by not particularly popular demand: NFL 2016-7 week 1 thread

lol that the only qbs on phillys team are wentz and chase daniel

Football commentators discussing Colin Kaepernick is unbearable

biden is at the philly game today

wentz looks fantastic. first drive in nfl gorgeous td pass to matthews

wentz era off to a nice start in philly

typically skip pregame shows anyway but zero chance i would've tuned in today. someone posted pic of randy giving dilfer daggers, don't even want to imagine

watching jets/bengals for some reason. jets rolled over bengals with ease first drive for the td. very disappointing. forte looks like he still has plenty

xpost love randy forever

omg that browns "fake punt". astounding

ronde barber is still terrible at announcing

had to look up the reaction just now - randy is the best

i understand the seahawks as a team are going to do a thing during the anthem today? not sure what. wonder if we get another round of freakouts. sigh

xpost

don't have the browns game but does RGIII still look terrible?

idk don't have the game either but by the #s he seems to be doing ok

i was playing cricket one time at high school and was batting vs the star sports guy in our year. first play he threw the ball approx 100 mph and it nearly hit me. 2nd play as soon as he released the ball i just thought fuck this and literally ran away. and now, watching this game, it is interesting to see andy dalton do basically the same thing every dropback

RG looks fine! Horrible play calling in the first quarter tho.

oh that's good. rooting for RGIII to be successful! they did him wrong in washington

damn amazing catch by aj green

2nd time he's beaten revis deep too

my favorite twitter account guys

https://twitter.com/FirstDownFR/status/775046760251228160

Mesdames et messieurs. Les Cleveland Browns.

lets go raiders lets go clap clap

Guys I hate the Bills. They had 987 penalties today.

this last drive packers vs jax is insane

boooooo

go pack go!

shouldn't jax have just gone for the 1st down on 3 & 1? then get to the line & spike it?

and that screen play was gutless

i think going for the quick slant made sense, bortles just rushed it. but yeah the 4th down play was pretty lame

raiders! wow

so many of the 1pm games were/are great, basically every game that didn't feature the browns or bills (sorry guys)

I am not emotionally ready for Joe Buck

haha nope

so excited for football being back like 3 minutes ago and all of a sudden it's cowboys v giants

all of a sudden i started reevaluating my life choices because how many years have gone by and i'm sitting here watching ANOTHER cowboys-giants game called by joe buck

I kind of miss tony romo. Rooting against the cowboys isn't as fun without him.

they have a QB named Dak :/

RAIDERS :D

ok i need to watch the nfl network replay of the saints/raiders game. just now saw they went for two late in the 4th instead of kicking an extra point to tie. <3 the raiders

aw man, sad diego

losing a 3 td lead vs the chiefs is pobably harder than getting the 3 td lead in the first place

OBJ <3

That was quick

oh hey! i was about to ask where victor cruz had been. cruuuuuuz

Aw Cruz

Love that guy

elliott looks dece. ziggy ansah on notice for best ezekiel in the league status. prob safe for best ghanaian status still tho

omg dak is already having fun

making plays with his feet

Victor Cruz salsa <3 <3 <3

Lol cowboys

thank you nfl for first annual loooool @ dallas

hah my family in Akron all say they expected him to be out for the season by Week 4, can't believe they were actually being too optimistic

well...josh mccown was not really the reason the browns didn't win games last season. so the situation is bad but that's because it was already bad.

yes but RGIII had like a 5% shot at maybe resembling what he was that one year in Washington while John McCown is 100% Josh McCown

Josh "Raven Killer" McCown is back, baby

lol

o lord what a fall from grace

while John McCown is 100% Josh McCown

this is a p funny typo

also would be a good wk 2 thread title

I had to read it a couple times, I thought I typed "Josh McClown"

"Joe is as tough as a $2 steak," coach John Harbaugh said. "My brother didn’t come up with that, either. It’s from an old western, just for the record."

do... do we not have any other plan than leaving breeland on antonio brown here

cousins looks terrible

gorams?

Well, this is going to be a slog.

is bnw around? is he still gorams or are they dead to him now?

sidebar: I like that there's some raised fists during the anthem to complement taking a knee but some of these dudes look hella uncomfortable. keep yr head down, throw that fist high: just like the 68 Olympics.

never sleep again

https://twitter.com/deadspin/status/775539510641844224

Gabberts gotten away with like 4 throws that shoulda been picked

even the niners want to go home

Trent Brown: 6'8", 355lbs!

Could the Niners possibly be good, or are the Rams really that bad?

case keenum is a septic tank of a qb with no one to throw to anyway. the niners defense played like they knew it and worse the rams offense played like they knew it. it's going to be impossible for them to move the ball when the defense knows it only has to defend 10 yards from the LOS. niners offense seems like it is probably bad also but they played a conservative game vs a good defense and were able to score with it.

top response is perfect

https://twitter.com/SportsCenter/status/775694796174295040/photo/1

this is the best thing

http://screengrabber.deadspin.com/kevin-harlans-play-by-play-radio-call-of-the-mnf-idiot-1786562558

kevin harlan needs to call football games on the national stage more often

the growl is a good look

http://deadspin.com/trent-dilfer-should-consider-sitting-this-one-out-1786605611

Dilfer appeared on radio station KNBR on Tuesday to clarify his comments. He said he had prepared all week to refine his Countdown takes in a way that would be thoughtful, but not give in to the “politically correct police.” (His words.) Dilfer believed that too many people focused on the part of his spiel where he said the role of a backup quarterback is to shut up. Then, in a bizarre twist, Dilfer invoked the time when he was a backup on the Seattle Seahawks and kept his mouth shut about child slavery, because he didn’t want to derail the team.

“My wife and I had been introduced to some really disturbing stuff and other social injustices: Childhood slavery in our country. And I’d gone to a couple seminars and presentations where we got really deep in the weeds about this issue. It became a passion of ours to help fight this battle of childhood slavery around the country and I had a very big platform in Seattle and I could have leveraged being a Seattle Seahawk, being an NFL quarterback, done a lot to get that message out there, but I chose not to at the sake of not wanting to disrupt the team and I never want to draw attention to myself, and take it away from Matt, the rest of our team and our preparation to win.”

jfc what a dipshit

roll eyes all the way back in my head

i was going to mention that earlier but didn't want to be a distraction to ilx

i was gonna free my child slaves but i didnt want to be a distraction to the team