I am Adam Schefter, and I regret going to Michigan.

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adam schefter im 500% positive is aware of us - i mean if hes ever googled himself - we at one point owned the 2nd and 3rd google results lol

I can dance, shake tambourines, tell jokes... (ice cr?m), Friday, 17 April 2009 02:06 (seventeen years ago)

higher than his blog - only wikipedia had us beat looooool enormous epic

I can dance, shake tambourines, tell jokes... (ice cr?m), Friday, 17 April 2009 02:06 (seventeen years ago)

congrats all, a job well done

http://www.scoopsnoodle.com/adam_schefter/adam_schefter7.html

^^^ahahahaha did not know this was on schefterblog. miss u reche caldwell O_O

the shep (shepard smith ha ha) (daria-g), Friday, 17 April 2009 02:21 (seventeen years ago)

i am adam shefter and i regret moving to espn

bela fregosi (brownie), Friday, 17 April 2009 02:33 (seventeen years ago)

this is a great day, a great great day

he sounded italian enough to give me something (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Friday, 17 April 2009 14:59 (seventeen years ago)

^___^

congrats to all involved

(ooo)genesis (k3vin k.), Friday, 17 April 2009 15:11 (seventeen years ago)

well congrats isnt the word but u get it

(ooo)genesis (k3vin k.), Friday, 17 April 2009 15:12 (seventeen years ago)

no, congrats is exactly the right word

rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Friday, 17 April 2009 15:25 (seventeen years ago)

finally i will again be able to bask in the sweet glow of adam schefter without purchasing directv

he sounded italian enough to give me something (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Friday, 17 April 2009 16:07 (seventeen years ago)

lol @ sweet glow of adam schefter.

i need 2 get my bro who works at espn 2 get sum access 2 the schef

johnny crunch, Friday, 17 April 2009 16:15 (seventeen years ago)

ahahahaha

horseshoe, Friday, 17 April 2009 17:57 (seventeen years ago)

the adam schefter era at espn has already started:

http://deadspin.com/5230246/seriously-this-has-to-be-seen-to-be-believed-type-in-the-contra-code-on-espncoms-home-page-right--now-update

pollster grifter (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Tuesday, 28 April 2009 19:19 (seventeen years ago)

this is awful, awful news

What funky dudes; I'm voting for them. (cankles), Tuesday, 28 April 2009 19:20 (seventeen years ago)

one month passes...

http://dealbreaker.com/images/thumbs/drudgesiren.GIF

ESPN ANNOUNCES ADDITION OF SCHEFTER ...
He officially will start with ESPN in August, after the expiration of his NFL Network deal. Schefter will appear on SportsCenter, NFL Live, Sunday NFL Countdown, Monday Night Countdown, ESPNEWS, ESPN.com, ESPN Radio, and the various and sundry other ESPN platforms.

DEVELOPING...

hate the players, don't hate the game (daria-g), Wednesday, 10 June 2009 16:22 (seventeen years ago)

http://sageauthoring.com/sage/miscellaneous/graphics/a_emer_lights3.gif

loose lobsters (brownie), Wednesday, 10 June 2009 18:46 (seventeen years ago)

http://sageauthoring.com/sage/miscellaneous/graphics/a_lightening.gif

loose lobsters (brownie), Wednesday, 10 June 2009 18:47 (seventeen years ago)

http://i39.tinypic.com/acqv7n.jpg

special guest appearance (Roberto Spiralli), Wednesday, 10 June 2009 18:50 (seventeen years ago)

lol

Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 10 June 2009 20:01 (seventeen years ago)

three weeks pass...

http://twitter.com/Adam_Schefter/statuses/2420456125

Writing a book is the male equivalent of giving birth. My new book, Class of Football, just arrived in mail. About to send link...

and here it is!
SCHEFTERBOOK

CAR CHASE!!!!! (daria-g), Wednesday, 1 July 2009 14:53 (sixteen years ago)

two months pass...

http://i30.tinypic.com/xmsho5.jpg

ice cr?m, Tuesday, 15 September 2009 16:09 (sixteen years ago)

http://deadspin.com/5360088/espn-finally-kills-adam-schefter

everyone kills people (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Tuesday, 15 September 2009 21:56 (sixteen years ago)

why arent you watching the game yo

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 22 September 2009 03:11 (sixteen years ago)

^_^

Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 22 September 2009 03:13 (sixteen years ago)

i am but i'm also doing other things, j0rdan s brought that to my attention xp

the nader of civilization (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 22 September 2009 03:13 (sixteen years ago)

k cool, carry on

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 22 September 2009 03:14 (sixteen years ago)

so psyched that the schef retweeted me, he finally acknowledged me!!!

everyone kills people (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Tuesday, 22 September 2009 03:43 (sixteen years ago)

next tell him abt how you stole his identity

ice cr?m, Tuesday, 22 September 2009 03:52 (sixteen years ago)

i'm building to that. you can't reveal that kind of info on the first date.

everyone kills people (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Tuesday, 22 September 2009 03:54 (sixteen years ago)

game, respect

ice cr?m, Tuesday, 22 September 2009 03:56 (sixteen years ago)

haha awesome. trying to explain why i laugh when he's on tv to other ppl never works.

bnw, Tuesday, 22 September 2009 03:58 (sixteen years ago)

i feel so weird that he's not got 45k twitter followers. he was the random near-faceless dude that i scouted out to make fun of forever...and now he's the MOST RESPECTED NFL JOURNALIST ALIVE. i like to think that schefterblog had its little piece in getting him hired by espn tho. so proud.

everyone kills people (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Tuesday, 22 September 2009 04:00 (sixteen years ago)

would make a great musical

The story concerns Adam Schefter, a Michigan graduate who takes speech lessons from professor Allyzay so that he can pass as an NFL correspondent.

brownie, Tuesday, 22 September 2009 13:11 (sixteen years ago)

Dealing with profound issues of identity and regret this stunning masterpiece will have the whole family singing for weeks!

ice cr?m, Tuesday, 22 September 2009 13:18 (sixteen years ago)

http://i33.tinypic.com/zkoj5v.jpg

ice cr?m, Tuesday, 22 September 2009 15:59 (sixteen years ago)

ha, my one undercover edit to the wiki remains:

He is noted for his on-screen professionalism as well as his ability to get "accurate" inside information.

a random googler, ripe for clowning (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 22 September 2009 16:19 (sixteen years ago)

lol

everyone kills people (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Tuesday, 22 September 2009 21:51 (sixteen years ago)

joe ^_^

iirc flair (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 22 September 2009 22:37 (sixteen years ago)

lol @ schefter facilitating a tweet war between kerry rhodes & rodney harrison only to have it revealed a week later that the rodney harrison account was fake

iirc flair (J0rdan S.), Friday, 25 September 2009 15:32 (sixteen years ago)

http://i34.tinypic.com/jzdzy1.png

rather shipped (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 1 October 2009 02:46 (sixteen years ago)

Adam Schefter
Football Insider

rather shipped (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 1 October 2009 02:47 (sixteen years ago)

The Schef is all over the twitter tonight wondering why people are only just noticing that he was in "The Longest Yard". Some guys just don't realize that they weren't actually famous until like 3 days ago.

everyone kills people (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Sunday, 4 October 2009 03:55 (sixteen years ago)

i had a nightmare last night that adam schefter had died

johnny crunch, Sunday, 4 October 2009 04:18 (sixteen years ago)

i would sob uncontrollably for a day if that happened.

everyone kills people (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Sunday, 4 October 2009 16:24 (sixteen years ago)

i am like balthazar getty to his bill pullman -- he can't die.

everyone kills people (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Sunday, 4 October 2009 16:25 (sixteen years ago)

i think prob what would need to happen is just you would have to become him

ice cr?m, Sunday, 4 October 2009 23:30 (sixteen years ago)

yea a schefter-less existence this world wld not allow

johnny crunch, Sunday, 4 October 2009 23:32 (sixteen years ago)

now that i think abt it theres prob already been a few different adam schfters filling his shoes - would explain his constant omg cant believe people are really buying this smirk

ice cr?m, Sunday, 4 October 2009 23:33 (sixteen years ago)

http://espn.go.com/video/clip?id=4530974

everyone kills people (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Tuesday, 6 October 2009 19:47 (sixteen years ago)

dude tweets so damn much, i might have to unfollow him

gucci mane sucks (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 6 October 2009 21:19 (sixteen years ago)


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