2016 NFL offseason news and sandwich recommendation thread

Chip Kelly just traded up to draft a guard. Is there anything funnier than sports?

c'mon how could the Tunsil pick be any more a classic Dolphins pick?

it's too funny to even hurt anymore.

“He’s like a black Eli Manning,” his mother, Annie Apple, told The Post from Chicago. “The personality, his facial expressions, the whole nine.”

brutal

http://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2016-04-29/nfl-insurers-can-begin-gathering-evidence-in-concussion-case

National Football League executives may for the first time have to testify about what they knew of concussion risks after a judge cleared the way for questions from insurers who are suing to avoid paying more than $1 billion in costs for lawsuits over head injuries.

i can see Nkemdiche in az being a monster

Pretty good story.

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nfl-shutdown-corner/jim-harbaugh-punching-jim-kelly-helped-colts-land-peyton-manning-154342249.html;_ylt=A0LEVxIJd0ZXwXgANsNXNyoA;_ylu=X3oDMTByMjB0aG5zBGNvbG8DYmYxBHBvcwMxBHZ0aWQDBHNlYwNzYw--

https://www.docdroid.net/tByg0u2/official-letter-to-mark-davis-the-nfl.pdf.html

obama met the denver broncos today

"And then there’s this guy from the commercials," he told the audience in the Rose Garden, by way of introduction. "It doesn’t matter whether you need insurance, pizza, a Buick, you basically can stock your whole household with stuff this guy is selling."

Lololol eagles. nice guarantee.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BGuKlc7m0DP/

vonmiller: "I love my Teammates, Coaches, and My Fans" but there is "No Chance" I play the 2016 season under the Franchise tag.

http://i.imgur.com/Umh3Ry8.png

god bless

time to pass the torch i guess?

http://misterirrelevant.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/oc.jpg

http://www.nytimes.com/2016/06/23/sports/football/nfl-is-teaming-with-cirque-du-soleil-to-draw-new-fans.html

@AP_NFL
BREAKING: Manziel's lawyer accidentally texts AP, confirms he is seeking plea deal in assault case, worries about QB's ability to stay clean

lol?

http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/page/bodyvincewilfork/houston-texans-nose-tackle-vince-wilfork-six-packs-recognition-backflips-body-issue-2016

vince wilfork continues to be awesome

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CnutZN5WcAEMGwd.jpg

Each panther represents more than one thing. One represents the offense, the other the defense. And because of what they are and who they’re standing next to, they represent North Carolina and South Carolina. And then you take all three of them together, and I think of them as three panthers because Mr. Richardson is definitely a Panther.

topiary shrubbery ftw

needs more panthers imo, what about west carolina?

trent richardson lost 1.5 mill in '15 to family and friends with access to his bank account
fave note was that at one point he was paying for "11 netflix accounts and 8 hulu accounts under his name" to which he responds "I'm don't even get on the internet like that"

anyone watching HOF ceremony?

this from debartolo's speech was <3 <3 <3

He said about a week after he was selected for this Class of 2016, he received a package in the mail from Walsh's son, Greg.

Inside was a small 49ers helmet with an inscription from Walsh. It read: "I knew it was just a matter of time. Congratulations on your election. Love, Bill."

yeah that was p great

favre talked for nine years about his dad & his family & didnt hardly thank any of his teammates & i wasnt surprised but it still annoyed me

also from the speech his dad sounded like duvall in the great santini & it made me feel kinda sorry for him & explains a lot if even 10% true

i wish there had been a speech for stabler. i didnt realize madden couldnt make it :/

Well done, Canton.

Like what the MLB did to Ron Santo, it is total b.s. to put in Stabler right after the guy died.

otfm

http://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/17345996/ex-wife-new-york-giants-kicker-josh-brown-says-was-physically-violent-20-s

josh brown, piece of shit

"Todd Marinovich gave new meaning to the naked bootleg."

http://www.nydailynews.com/amp/sports/football/qb-arrested-naked-weed-stranger-backyard-cops-article-1.2761464

I got to figure this is Johnny Football's future.

what a mess

well fuck john mara

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Browns are trading the sixth overall pick from the 2013 draft, LB Barkevious Mingo, to the New England Patriots, per source.

it is hard to tell within the context of the browns but he is a m/l acknowledged bust at this point, but who knows? very curious about what is going the other way

that's a Key and Peele name isn't it

Browns got a fifth round pick and got rid of a fucking terrible player. Score!

glad you are so upbeat about getting a pick at the bottom of the 5th as a return on the 6th overall from 3 years ago.

5th rounder is an actual cost tho, hopefully this won't be another guy brought in and cut before the season starts

busted qb or nah I'm glad kaepernick is being vocal about his support of BLM. the fallout is...exactly the shit show you'd expect, sadly

preseason red zone......exists

https://twitter.com/clarencehilljr/status/769605024896864258

who's the backup now?

o fuck

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Trevor Siemian is the only QB w/ 0 career passing attempts to take over a defending @SuperBowl champion in Week 1.

http://cdnph.upi.com/sv/b/upi/UPI-6751468267152/2016/1/38a59d40f58823a69f8aa47645b87513/Trevor-Siemian-has-shot-to-start-for-Denver-Broncos.jpg

kaepernick is having a hard time speaking intelligently about what he's trying to do but god bless him for trying

What is Kaepernick thinking right now? He already was toxic in the league because of the relationship stuff and how he handled his injury. This is such a bad time for him to do this.

not to cast a gimlet eye on what he's doing, i am into it... but he hasn't been happy there in a good while & given that context it sure feels like something from the Randy Moss "get me outta here" playbook

but simultaneously smarter & dumber? if that makes sense?

idk

Even before this went down, there was talk that the Niners might cut CK, I'm sure this is now a more complex PR situation for all involved. And for CK, I'd sadly think there are going to be few clubs that will take a chance on him going forward.

I'm sure his heart was in the right place, but in the end he is just sadly sacrificing his career in vain.

i don't know exactly how good kap is as a qb, maybe dead average for the league. at the very least you've got to think there's 10 qbs who he's an upgrade over. this is going to hurt him but it is not going to make him unemployable in the hardest position to fill. it'll be one more thing ppl use against him if he plays badly but it'll be forgotten about if he plays well.