here's a pats thread for everyone to talk about patritos shit because nobody else cares

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tho if cinci loses next week and the pats win they cld rest for the final game

lag∞n, Monday, 21 December 2015 03:34 (eight years ago) link

https://mobile.twitter.com/HankTime85/status/680540677105659905

Roberto Spiralli, Saturday, 26 December 2015 10:01 (eight years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1tAYmMjLdY

markers, Sunday, 27 December 2015 22:03 (eight years ago) link

i mean, yeah, fuck the pats, but everytime i see gronk take this hit it still blows my mind that he doesn't drop the ball. dude is such a beast.
http://cdn3.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/W_uIlfHUNnXBJAr-XF5Csi9Qlv8%3D/800x0/filters%3Ano_upscale%28%29/cdn0.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_asset/file/5855927/gronk4th.0.gif

Does that make you mutter, under your breath, “Damn”? (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 30 December 2015 16:52 (eight years ago) link

"danny amendola's carport irks neighbors"

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 6 January 2016 23:27 (eight years ago) link

same

lag∞n, Wednesday, 6 January 2016 23:28 (eight years ago) link

ppl around here should know what happens to you if you miss patriots practice due to snow and have some sympathy

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 6 January 2016 23:29 (eight years ago) link

wtf is this about chandler jones od'ing???

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 13 January 2016 02:45 (eight years ago) link

We'll see how it pans out, he was at practice today

Check Yr Scrobbles (Moodles), Wednesday, 13 January 2016 02:58 (eight years ago) link

Phil Perry
‏@PhilAPerry
Bill Belichick just walked through the locker room carrying ... a pair of boxing gloves.

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 13 January 2016 17:25 (eight years ago) link

ominous

lag∞n, Wednesday, 13 January 2016 19:16 (eight years ago) link

anyone late to practice must get in the ring with Bill

Check Yr Scrobbles (Moodles), Wednesday, 13 January 2016 19:36 (eight years ago) link

latest on chander jones incident now claiming it was a bad reaction to something as opposed to any kind of OD. but it was like 2am in the morning... i am glad the dude is ok but there is no way this doesn't turn into something that the nfl can kick his ass for

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 13 January 2016 20:39 (eight years ago) link

ODed on deflated footballs, obv

Check Yr Scrobbles (Moodles), Wednesday, 13 January 2016 20:41 (eight years ago) link

Christopher Gasper ‏@cgasper 11m11 minutes ago
I've had this confirmed on Chandler Jones. We're not talking about a drug that was prescribed by a pharmacist or team medical personnel.

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 13 January 2016 21:13 (eight years ago) link

ends with a lol

Christopher Gasper ‏@cgasper 10m10 minutes ago
Source with knowledge of the situation confirms it was synthetic marijuana that caused Chandler Jones' bad reaction and hospitalization.

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 13 January 2016 21:31 (eight years ago) link

o jeez that stuff is so horrible

lag∞n, Wednesday, 13 January 2016 21:56 (eight years ago) link

spice is such a bad drug, such a good argument for legalization

Copy rights, pleasing all star wars fans, hiring professionals. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 14 January 2016 00:42 (eight years ago) link

Is synthetic pot legal or what? I don't even know, also don't know nfl's position on it

Check Yr Scrobbles (Moodles), Thursday, 14 January 2016 00:52 (eight years ago) link

prob some types have been outlawed some places but it takes a while for state governments to get around to each new one so yeah its basically legal

lag∞n, Thursday, 14 January 2016 01:07 (eight years ago) link

http://www.bostonglobe.com/metro/2016/01/14/foxboro/vzHlK9ftbY1uLoZbaCKeEL/story.htmlv

When the officer first saw Jones, he noted that the man was not wearing a shirt.

“This black male subject had a muscular build, he was easily over six feet tall, and he had a noticeably large ‘wing span,’ ” Foscaldo wrote.

Jones approached the police station, Foscaldo wrote, and began to move strangely.

“Without any warning or provocation, this man got down on his knees, he interlocked his fingers, and he placed his hands tightly against the back of his head. For a quick second or two, this man held this position - it was like this man was trying to surrender (he was literally ‘as stiff as a board’/he was both upright and rigid.”

Next, the officer wrote, Jones moved slowly toward the ground: “Honestly, it appeared as if he was actively praying or worshiping.”

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 14 January 2016 18:02 (eight years ago) link

get yr shit together, Chandler

Check Yr Scrobbles (Moodles), Thursday, 14 January 2016 18:04 (eight years ago) link

After observing the marijuana smell, the officer told paramedics, the documents said.

way to end on a high note

Very selfish, and very ironic (DJP), Thursday, 14 January 2016 18:06 (eight years ago) link

he had a noticeably large ‘wing span,’

amateur draft analyst

lag∞n, Thursday, 14 January 2016 18:15 (eight years ago) link

this has to be k2

johnny crunch, Thursday, 14 January 2016 21:24 (eight years ago) link

i lolled at the wing span note also. why not have him run a quick 40 also? test his blood for upside?

balls, Friday, 15 January 2016 05:06 (eight years ago) link

record-equaling 5 championship games in a row. also 10 champ games for brady now, insane.

Roberto Spiralli, Sunday, 17 January 2016 00:58 (eight years ago) link

@DougKyed

Edelman on Brady's 10-yard run: "Anytime the clydesdale gets running, the crowd goes crazy."

Check Yr Scrobbles (Moodles), Sunday, 17 January 2016 02:31 (eight years ago) link

B-)

lag∞n, Sunday, 17 January 2016 04:06 (eight years ago) link

mayo on IR. that's a bummer for him. seems like he hasn't been 100% at all for a while, this whole season at least.

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 19 January 2016 21:49 (eight years ago) link

lying in bed last night couldn't remember drew bledsoe's name. refused to let myself sleep until i did; refused to look it up on my phone right next to the bed. felt like hours, probably 45 minutes.

Roberto Spiralli, Sunday, 24 January 2016 22:21 (eight years ago) link

Bledsoe haunts me too

Check Yr Scrobbles (Moodles), Sunday, 24 January 2016 22:22 (eight years ago) link

lol

Roberto Spiralli, Sunday, 24 January 2016 22:22 (eight years ago) link

seems like every broncos unit is playing just a bit better than the equivalent NE unit

Roberto Spiralli, Sunday, 24 January 2016 22:25 (eight years ago) link

tbrr, Bledsoe had his great moments. The only NFL game I ever went to was Bledsoe vs. Marino at Schaefer stadium the year the Pats went to the SB against GB. Bledsoe broke a finger during that game but still managed to beat Miami. It was probably the single most exciting event of my life.

Check Yr Scrobbles (Moodles), Sunday, 24 January 2016 22:29 (eight years ago) link

shdve kicked that fg

lag∞n, Monday, 25 January 2016 00:14 (eight years ago) link

if you mean the first one, the 4th and 1, then totally disagree, they just should've run a better play. the 4th and 6 they should've kick. but bear in mind they left denver with gross field position both times. with a kickoff after other things could've played out v differently

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 25 January 2016 00:23 (eight years ago) link

after either, i mean

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 25 January 2016 00:24 (eight years ago) link

they were a really bad short-yardage team for a lot of the season. not such that it should have stopped them from going for it on 4th and 1, but the degree of difficulty was higher than it should have been.

call all destroyer, Monday, 25 January 2016 00:27 (eight years ago) link

it's the second-best elimination of the sports year!

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Monday, 25 January 2016 00:59 (eight years ago) link

wow they're showing the pats/broncos game on NFLN now and i didn't realize how open gronk was on that attempted 2-point conversion. brady never looked his way

k3vin k., Tuesday, 26 January 2016 03:58 (eight years ago) link

i need to unbookmark this thread for a while lol

lag∞n, Tuesday, 26 January 2016 17:51 (eight years ago) link

i was rooting for the pats because i don't really like football and i thought the fact that they made everyone who cares about football mad was funny. RIP

k3vin k., Tuesday, 26 January 2016 17:53 (eight years ago) link

lol

lag∞n, Tuesday, 26 January 2016 17:54 (eight years ago) link

It never ceases to amaze me how full-on LOATHED the Patriots are outside of New England

its subtle brume (DJP), Tuesday, 26 January 2016 23:56 (eight years ago) link

the best part abt moving to colorado has been telling ppl that the patriots dont have a rivalry with the broncos

lag∞n, Wednesday, 27 January 2016 00:14 (eight years ago) link

a bad part was watching that game in a house full of broncos fans

lag∞n, Wednesday, 27 January 2016 00:14 (eight years ago) link


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