Tom Brady is officially banned but occasionally descends via rope from the rafters to play a masterful second half for a struggling team.
― NATION: ? ? ? (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 2 November 2015 18:20 (eight years ago) link
belichick is league commissioner in charge of helping teams spy and cheat
― lag∞n, Monday, 2 November 2015 18:23 (eight years ago) link
as video technology progresses and ex player lawsuits mount, tombot recruited to transition all games to cgi, drunken fans don't notice
― vlade dvorak (rip van wanko), Monday, 2 November 2015 18:28 (eight years ago) link
Instead of depression, Wes Welker's blows to the head give him accelerated learning capability like that of John Travolta's character in the movie Phenomenon. But Wes' new self awareness just leads to an even more intense depression.
― NATION: ? ? ? (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 2 November 2015 18:36 (eight years ago) link
:(
― lag∞n, Monday, 2 November 2015 18:38 (eight years ago) link
http://sportsofboston.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/WesWelkerSad.jpg
― NATION: ? ? ? (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 2 November 2015 18:41 (eight years ago) link
but then he gets through it!https://thebostonjam.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/wes_welker_new_england_patriots-7926.jpg?w=490
― NATION: ? ? ? (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 2 November 2015 18:43 (eight years ago) link
lol
― lag∞n, Monday, 2 November 2015 18:56 (eight years ago) link
going well so far
― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 3 November 2015 01:40 (eight years ago) link
Luck looking really bad
― a llove spat over a llama-keeper (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 3 November 2015 02:08 (eight years ago) link
Oh for the golden days if QBing.
Back in '14 a QB could really sling that skin
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Tuesday, 3 November 2015 03:05 (eight years ago) link
gruden calling this game
extra wrong tonight
― seriously, THIS GUY (daria-g), Tuesday, 3 November 2015 03:43 (eight years ago) link
love gruden
― NATION: ? ? ? (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 3 November 2015 03:54 (eight years ago) link
Oh thought you meant the commentary
Wait you did. Love that guy.
― NATION: ? ? ? (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 3 November 2015 03:55 (eight years ago) link
they're....not the best, but i like the panthers a lot
― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 3 November 2015 03:55 (eight years ago) link
Who will be the grinder tonight? Bet it's an unsung guy who just gets it done, week in and week out.
― NATION: ? ? ? (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 3 November 2015 04:00 (eight years ago) link
andrew luck is a shell of himself
― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 3 November 2015 04:01 (eight years ago) link
love cam newton
wonder if luck really does have broken ribs?
― seriously, THIS GUY (daria-g), Tuesday, 3 November 2015 04:04 (eight years ago) link
btw i love gruden too, there was a partic moment where if you search for what he said about the center just before that carolina fumble it was .. special
― seriously, THIS GUY (daria-g), Tuesday, 3 November 2015 04:08 (eight years ago) link
he's almost certainly hurt, whether it's ribs or something unreported.
colts are in a weird spot. normally you could shut him down with the comfortable knowledge that this team is going nowhere, but it would probably take me playing quarterback for them to miss the playoffs. i'd roll the dice with hasselbeck for a few weeks and see what happens.
― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 3 November 2015 04:10 (eight years ago) link
xp i caught that line by gruden, he did it twice actually
― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 3 November 2015 04:11 (eight years ago) link
in other terrible QB news, Kaepernick benched for...Blaine Gabbert. Ouch.
― frogbs, Tuesday, 3 November 2015 04:14 (eight years ago) link
was just about to post that, yikes.
idk remember if i said it here but i had a strong suspicion back in august that the niners were headed for a really bad season, like 3-13 bad, and i'm feeling v. justified right now.
― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 3 November 2015 04:16 (eight years ago) link
the idea that they'd do this trade during the season is absurd but i'd be interested to see kaep w/ chip
― Mordy, Tuesday, 3 November 2015 04:18 (eight years ago) link
wow Colts about to make this a one-score game
― frogbs, Tuesday, 3 November 2015 04:26 (eight years ago) link
omg
― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 3 November 2015 04:34 (eight years ago) link
what the hell did the Panthers just do
― frogbs, Tuesday, 3 November 2015 04:35 (eight years ago) link
unfathomable that the colts player didn't catch that ball for the pick, it just dropped to him
― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 3 November 2015 04:37 (eight years ago) link
what the hell are the colts doing w/these home run plays, you guys need a field goal right now
― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 3 November 2015 04:40 (eight years ago) link
idk awful playcalliing, if they want to lose so badly why not have luck run backwards and heave the ball through his own endzone
― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 3 November 2015 04:41 (eight years ago) link
WOW what the hell
― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 3 November 2015 04:43 (eight years ago) link
that's an incomplete pass
if u are more committed to entertainment than the integrity of the lol rules that was the right call
― Mordy, Tuesday, 3 November 2015 04:44 (eight years ago) link
man that missed extra point really looming large huh
― frogbs, Tuesday, 3 November 2015 04:46 (eight years ago) link
trying to lose the game with that throw
― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 3 November 2015 04:47 (eight years ago) link
as someone who bet under 45 this is making me pretty sad
― frogbs, Tuesday, 3 November 2015 04:49 (eight years ago) link
#1 somehow lose on time#2 turnover
― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 3 November 2015 04:50 (eight years ago) link
I like the way Gruden says 'fleener'
― NATION: ? ? ? (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 3 November 2015 04:50 (eight years ago) link
the under was a quality bet tonight, keep yr head up
― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 3 November 2015 04:51 (eight years ago) link
Wow luck such a bad throw
― I know when that Ott line zings (Spottie), Tuesday, 3 November 2015 04:51 (eight years ago) link
oh man
― seriously, THIS GUY (daria-g), Tuesday, 3 November 2015 04:52 (eight years ago) link
they can sack him now!
― frogbs, Tuesday, 3 November 2015 04:52 (eight years ago) link
#3 miss fg
― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 3 November 2015 04:52 (eight years ago) link
terrible throw yeah
cmon panthers block it
overtime the worst of all possible outcomes
― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 3 November 2015 04:53 (eight years ago) link
oh man, almost a miracle there
― frogbs, Tuesday, 3 November 2015 04:53 (eight years ago) link
xp since i know we both need to sleep i agree
― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 3 November 2015 04:54 (eight years ago) link
This game should really end on a luck int
― a llove spat over a llama-keeper (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 3 November 2015 04:59 (eight years ago) link
omg kuechly just destroyed coby fleener, about time someone did
― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 3 November 2015 05:02 (eight years ago) link