NFL 2015, WEEK 8: Ryan Mallett NFL ranks this season: Comp pct: Last, Yards per att: Last, Total QBR: 22nd (out of 32 qualified QB)

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another example ryan fitz is sort of the opposite of bradford, he will push downfield and try to make any throw, however ill advised. that's why his career flip flops between him looking amazing and looking hot garbage vs bradford who is consistently lukewarm.

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 2 November 2015 16:29 (eight years ago) link

peyton is the best qb of 2000s in terms of pure stand there, find the best guy, hit the mark dead. he hasn't become bad at picking the right throw, he isn't physically executing those throws like he used to and he's running up a lot of ints as a result. one thing that helped him look better last night was he had guys getting really open.

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 2 November 2015 16:35 (eight years ago) link

his receivers were so open + he had space to step into throws

lag∞n, Monday, 2 November 2015 16:38 (eight years ago) link

his arm strength is so gone that if he cant throw w his whole body he cant throw

lag∞n, Monday, 2 November 2015 16:38 (eight years ago) link

week 12 is going to be a blast

NATION: ? ? ? (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 2 November 2015 17:05 (eight years ago) link

just hope both teams remain undefeated, which seems probable given the match ups between then and now

NATION: ? ? ? (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 2 November 2015 17:09 (eight years ago) link

THE UNDEFEATEDER

lag∞n, Monday, 2 November 2015 17:21 (eight years ago) link

his arm strength is so gone that if he cant throw w his whole body he cant throw

― lag∞n, Monday, November 2, 2015 11:38 AM (56 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yeah every good throw he made seemed to have this huge windup

call all destroyer, Monday, 2 November 2015 17:36 (eight years ago) link

prob just blitz up the middle every time try to push the line back at him

lag∞n, Monday, 2 November 2015 17:37 (eight years ago) link

should discus throw the football

NATION: ? ? ? (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 2 November 2015 17:38 (eight years ago) link

underhand maybe

lag∞n, Monday, 2 November 2015 17:39 (eight years ago) link

shot put??

lag∞n, Monday, 2 November 2015 17:40 (eight years ago) link

i watched the game w broncos fans and they were so tickled to be seeing the broncos do offense lol

lag∞n, Monday, 2 November 2015 17:40 (eight years ago) link

perhaps we can let Peyton use a vortex football to keep the viewing numbers up

NATION: ? ? ? (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 2 November 2015 17:43 (eight years ago) link

imagine thomas or sanders making a leaping grab by pinching the vortex fin between his middle and pointer fingers and then celebrating by fake smoking the vortex like a cigarette. it's better tv.

NATION: ? ? ? (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 2 November 2015 17:45 (eight years ago) link

excellent concept im on board

lag∞n, Monday, 2 November 2015 17:47 (eight years ago) link

we should gather more extreme ideas and make a league!

vlade dvorak (rip van wanko), Monday, 2 November 2015 17:54 (eight years ago) link

the loser of the week 12 bowl should be forced to sign wes welker

NATION: ? ? ? (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 2 November 2015 17:57 (eight years ago) link

no more coin toss. each captain gives his best zing followed by an ilx poll.

NATION: ? ? ? (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 2 November 2015 18:02 (eight years ago) link

$1,000,000 bonus to each member of winning Pro Bowl team

vlade dvorak (rip van wanko), Monday, 2 November 2015 18:04 (eight years ago) link

$1,000,000 fine to each member of losing Pro Bowl team

NATION: ? ? ? (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 2 November 2015 18:17 (eight years ago) link

Tom Brady is officially banned but occasionally descends via rope from the rafters to play a masterful second half for a struggling team.

NATION: ? ? ? (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 2 November 2015 18:20 (eight years ago) link

belichick is league commissioner in charge of helping teams spy and cheat

lag∞n, Monday, 2 November 2015 18:23 (eight years ago) link

as video technology progresses and ex player lawsuits mount, tombot recruited to transition all games to cgi, drunken fans don't notice

vlade dvorak (rip van wanko), Monday, 2 November 2015 18:28 (eight years ago) link

Instead of depression, Wes Welker's blows to the head give him accelerated learning capability like that of John Travolta's character in the movie Phenomenon. But Wes' new self awareness just leads to an even more intense depression.

NATION: ? ? ? (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 2 November 2015 18:36 (eight years ago) link

:(

lag∞n, Monday, 2 November 2015 18:38 (eight years ago) link

lol

lag∞n, Monday, 2 November 2015 18:56 (eight years ago) link

going well so far

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 3 November 2015 01:40 (eight years ago) link

Luck looking really bad

a llove spat over a llama-keeper (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 3 November 2015 02:08 (eight years ago) link

Oh for the golden days if QBing.

Back in '14 a QB could really sling that skin

Hammer Smashed Bagels, Tuesday, 3 November 2015 03:05 (eight years ago) link

gruden calling this game

extra wrong tonight

seriously, THIS GUY (daria-g), Tuesday, 3 November 2015 03:43 (eight years ago) link

love gruden

NATION: ? ? ? (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 3 November 2015 03:54 (eight years ago) link

Oh thought you meant the commentary

NATION: ? ? ? (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 3 November 2015 03:54 (eight years ago) link

Wait you did. Love that guy.

NATION: ? ? ? (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 3 November 2015 03:55 (eight years ago) link

they're....not the best, but i like the panthers a lot

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 3 November 2015 03:55 (eight years ago) link

Who will be the grinder tonight? Bet it's an unsung guy who just gets it done, week in and week out.

NATION: ? ? ? (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 3 November 2015 04:00 (eight years ago) link

andrew luck is a shell of himself

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 3 November 2015 04:01 (eight years ago) link

love cam newton

wonder if luck really does have broken ribs?

seriously, THIS GUY (daria-g), Tuesday, 3 November 2015 04:04 (eight years ago) link

btw i love gruden too, there was a partic moment where if you search for what he said about the center just before that carolina fumble it was .. special

seriously, THIS GUY (daria-g), Tuesday, 3 November 2015 04:08 (eight years ago) link

he's almost certainly hurt, whether it's ribs or something unreported.

colts are in a weird spot. normally you could shut him down with the comfortable knowledge that this team is going nowhere, but it would probably take me playing quarterback for them to miss the playoffs. i'd roll the dice with hasselbeck for a few weeks and see what happens.

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 3 November 2015 04:10 (eight years ago) link

xp i caught that line by gruden, he did it twice actually

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 3 November 2015 04:11 (eight years ago) link

in other terrible QB news, Kaepernick benched for...Blaine Gabbert. Ouch.

frogbs, Tuesday, 3 November 2015 04:14 (eight years ago) link

was just about to post that, yikes.

idk remember if i said it here but i had a strong suspicion back in august that the niners were headed for a really bad season, like 3-13 bad, and i'm feeling v. justified right now.

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 3 November 2015 04:16 (eight years ago) link

the idea that they'd do this trade during the season is absurd but i'd be interested to see kaep w/ chip

Mordy, Tuesday, 3 November 2015 04:18 (eight years ago) link

wow Colts about to make this a one-score game

frogbs, Tuesday, 3 November 2015 04:26 (eight years ago) link

omg

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 3 November 2015 04:34 (eight years ago) link

what the hell did the Panthers just do

frogbs, Tuesday, 3 November 2015 04:35 (eight years ago) link

unfathomable that the colts player didn't catch that ball for the pick, it just dropped to him

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 3 November 2015 04:37 (eight years ago) link


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