NFL 2015, WEEK 8: Ryan Mallett NFL ranks this season: Comp pct: Last, Yards per att: Last, Total QBR: 22nd (out of 32 qualified QB)

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they're more than a little off, they have nothing quick they can reliably go to that will take some of the pressure away.

call all destroyer, Monday, 2 November 2015 03:41 (eight years ago) link

yeah I wouldn't see a game vs GB as evidence that their offense is back on track (see: Philip Rivers) but man Denver looks pretty scary if the O becomes about league average

that said - something seems off with Rodgers, maybe the whole year. was surprised to find they were only 22nd in passing offense coming into the game. maybe losing Jordy really is that big of a deal

frogbs, Monday, 2 November 2015 03:44 (eight years ago) link

well not just Rodgers (though he is missing open throws), his receivers (mostly Adams) just don't seem to be where he wants them

frogbs, Monday, 2 November 2015 03:44 (eight years ago) link

when they started this game they were trying to do all this slow-developing downfield shit, it's the wrong type of offense for both the team they have and the team they're playing.

call all destroyer, Monday, 2 November 2015 03:45 (eight years ago) link

yeah that's what happens when you can't protect your QB for half a second

frogbs, Monday, 2 November 2015 03:57 (eight years ago) link

no one can get open

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 2 November 2015 04:06 (eight years ago) link

@RapSheet: PETA contacted DeSoto (TX) Animal Control to request investigation into #Cowboys WR Dez Bryant’s “possible illegal possession” of a monkey

polyphonic, Monday, 2 November 2015 16:02 (eight years ago) link

based on this photo

http://www.sportsbusinessdaily.com/~/media/5E394AFC43994FC19BFF55CB3595D63A.ashx?w=251

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 2 November 2015 16:04 (eight years ago) link

no one can get open

― Roberto Spiralli, Sunday, November 1, 2015 11:06 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this was pretty insane btw

lag∞n, Monday, 2 November 2015 16:08 (eight years ago) link

i feel like wrt Luck + Rodgers + Peyton sometimes etc the truth is that no QB (except Brady?) is good enough to be fantastic all the time. they all have down games + down seasons etc. which makes me feel like a lot of the hysteria over unproven qbs not playing well is maybe misplaced? like there's all these complaints about how hs/college does not prepare qbs for pro game but maybe there's just not enough patience?

Mordy, Monday, 2 November 2015 16:16 (eight years ago) link

like i can only imagine if luck or rodgers were qbs in philly (which would be so wonderful) that we'd be calling for their backups already which is pretty dumb and maybe we should give bradford a chance idk philly fans are the worst esp those that call into WIP.

Mordy, Monday, 2 November 2015 16:17 (eight years ago) link

bradford is very bad tbf

lag∞n, Monday, 2 November 2015 16:18 (eight years ago) link

denver defense looking fairly insurmountable atm; broncs/pats game should be epic

a llove spat over a llama-keeper (forksclovetofu), Monday, 2 November 2015 16:19 (eight years ago) link

who really knows tho what that means. sometimes (like during the preseason) he looks unbelievably sharp and makes amazing throws. and other times he's a turnover machine + a total injury mess. i'm not saying that he's definitely anything special but ppl def lack patience for qbs in this league.

Mordy, Monday, 2 November 2015 16:19 (eight years ago) link

i'm forever wondering what would've happened had Rodgers went #1 to SF and Smith fallen to #23

frogbs, Monday, 2 November 2015 16:20 (eight years ago) link

theres def a history of previously mediocre qbs having mid career renaissances on their second or third teams but idk bradford is prob unsalvageable

lag∞n, Monday, 2 November 2015 16:23 (eight years ago) link

you can tell a lot in how a qb plays regardless of results. qbs can do all the right things and still have a poor game. rodgers last night is a good example, 77 yard game, but as cad was saying upthread the game planning for the offense was a disaster. you did get to see some of the real value in rodgers' play esp. moving around and extending plays, he just literally had no one to throw to.

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 2 November 2015 16:25 (eight years ago) link

for bradford the issue is the short throws. i don't know enough about his play to know why it happens, if he is just reluctant to throw long, can;t complete long, or goes to the dump off too quick and won't let plays devlop. most failing qbs you can see some clear tendencies that hold them back.

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 2 November 2015 16:26 (eight years ago) link

another example ryan fitz is sort of the opposite of bradford, he will push downfield and try to make any throw, however ill advised. that's why his career flip flops between him looking amazing and looking hot garbage vs bradford who is consistently lukewarm.

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 2 November 2015 16:29 (eight years ago) link

peyton is the best qb of 2000s in terms of pure stand there, find the best guy, hit the mark dead. he hasn't become bad at picking the right throw, he isn't physically executing those throws like he used to and he's running up a lot of ints as a result. one thing that helped him look better last night was he had guys getting really open.

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 2 November 2015 16:35 (eight years ago) link

his receivers were so open + he had space to step into throws

lag∞n, Monday, 2 November 2015 16:38 (eight years ago) link

his arm strength is so gone that if he cant throw w his whole body he cant throw

lag∞n, Monday, 2 November 2015 16:38 (eight years ago) link

week 12 is going to be a blast

NATION: ? ? ? (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 2 November 2015 17:05 (eight years ago) link

just hope both teams remain undefeated, which seems probable given the match ups between then and now

NATION: ? ? ? (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 2 November 2015 17:09 (eight years ago) link

THE UNDEFEATEDER

lag∞n, Monday, 2 November 2015 17:21 (eight years ago) link

his arm strength is so gone that if he cant throw w his whole body he cant throw

― lag∞n, Monday, November 2, 2015 11:38 AM (56 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yeah every good throw he made seemed to have this huge windup

call all destroyer, Monday, 2 November 2015 17:36 (eight years ago) link

prob just blitz up the middle every time try to push the line back at him

lag∞n, Monday, 2 November 2015 17:37 (eight years ago) link

should discus throw the football

NATION: ? ? ? (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 2 November 2015 17:38 (eight years ago) link

underhand maybe

lag∞n, Monday, 2 November 2015 17:39 (eight years ago) link

shot put??

lag∞n, Monday, 2 November 2015 17:40 (eight years ago) link

i watched the game w broncos fans and they were so tickled to be seeing the broncos do offense lol

lag∞n, Monday, 2 November 2015 17:40 (eight years ago) link

perhaps we can let Peyton use a vortex football to keep the viewing numbers up

NATION: ? ? ? (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 2 November 2015 17:43 (eight years ago) link

imagine thomas or sanders making a leaping grab by pinching the vortex fin between his middle and pointer fingers and then celebrating by fake smoking the vortex like a cigarette. it's better tv.

NATION: ? ? ? (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 2 November 2015 17:45 (eight years ago) link

excellent concept im on board

lag∞n, Monday, 2 November 2015 17:47 (eight years ago) link

we should gather more extreme ideas and make a league!

vlade dvorak (rip van wanko), Monday, 2 November 2015 17:54 (eight years ago) link

the loser of the week 12 bowl should be forced to sign wes welker

NATION: ? ? ? (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 2 November 2015 17:57 (eight years ago) link

no more coin toss. each captain gives his best zing followed by an ilx poll.

NATION: ? ? ? (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 2 November 2015 18:02 (eight years ago) link

$1,000,000 bonus to each member of winning Pro Bowl team

vlade dvorak (rip van wanko), Monday, 2 November 2015 18:04 (eight years ago) link

$1,000,000 fine to each member of losing Pro Bowl team

NATION: ? ? ? (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 2 November 2015 18:17 (eight years ago) link

Tom Brady is officially banned but occasionally descends via rope from the rafters to play a masterful second half for a struggling team.

NATION: ? ? ? (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 2 November 2015 18:20 (eight years ago) link

belichick is league commissioner in charge of helping teams spy and cheat

lag∞n, Monday, 2 November 2015 18:23 (eight years ago) link

as video technology progresses and ex player lawsuits mount, tombot recruited to transition all games to cgi, drunken fans don't notice

vlade dvorak (rip van wanko), Monday, 2 November 2015 18:28 (eight years ago) link

Instead of depression, Wes Welker's blows to the head give him accelerated learning capability like that of John Travolta's character in the movie Phenomenon. But Wes' new self awareness just leads to an even more intense depression.

NATION: ? ? ? (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 2 November 2015 18:36 (eight years ago) link

:(

lag∞n, Monday, 2 November 2015 18:38 (eight years ago) link

lol

lag∞n, Monday, 2 November 2015 18:56 (eight years ago) link

going well so far

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 3 November 2015 01:40 (eight years ago) link

Luck looking really bad

a llove spat over a llama-keeper (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 3 November 2015 02:08 (eight years ago) link

Oh for the golden days if QBing.

Back in '14 a QB could really sling that skin

Hammer Smashed Bagels, Tuesday, 3 November 2015 03:05 (eight years ago) link


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