Miami Dolphins Thread of Despair

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I didn't see the game last week, so I was kind of interested in seeing Beck at qb. Tonight's not the night to gauge him, tho.

Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 03:37 (sixteen years ago) link

he's actually not done bad all things considered. I mean this is getting frustrating to lose all of our running backs.

Bo Jackson Overdrive, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 03:39 (sixteen years ago) link

This is the most boring game of the last...oh, three seasons?!

You apparently haven't been following the Dolphins this year.

This game is riveting, judged on a curve. That punt drove into the turf!; most exciting Dolphins-related play this season.

Daniel, Esq., Tuesday, 27 November 2007 03:40 (sixteen years ago) link

I'm not convinced that step on Ricky's back couldn't have been avoided. I mean, I know normalcy is suspended when there's a loose ball, but that kind of looked like a Steeler went out of his way to stomp Ricky.

Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 03:42 (sixteen years ago) link

I hate Tony Kornheiser.

Daniel, Esq., Tuesday, 27 November 2007 03:43 (sixteen years ago) link

that kick was hilarious

Bo Jackson Overdrive, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 03:44 (sixteen years ago) link

does anyone find it funny that he found it ludicrous that Miami would think of a 48 yard field goal yet he basically said it'd be stupid for PIttsburgh not to try a 44 yarder?

Bo Jackson Overdrive, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 03:44 (sixteen years ago) link

Hold . . . Hold . . .

Daniel, Esq., Tuesday, 27 November 2007 03:54 (sixteen years ago) link

Gah. Where is our pass protection?

Oy vey, that kick.

Daniel, Esq., Tuesday, 27 November 2007 03:56 (sixteen years ago) link

FUCKING. FIRE. THIS. COACH.

Bo Jackson Overdrive, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 03:57 (sixteen years ago) link

DEAR WHOEVER IS IN CHARGE,

FIRE CAM CAMERON!

THX,
JF

Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 03:57 (sixteen years ago) link

geez I mean the field goal may have looked like shit again but come on, 4th and 11? again?

Cam, go fuck yourself.

Bo Jackson Overdrive, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 03:57 (sixteen years ago) link

Fire Cameron immediately after the game.

Daniel, Esq., Tuesday, 27 November 2007 04:02 (sixteen years ago) link

Can the NFL suspend a coach for negligence?

Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 04:02 (sixteen years ago) link

LOL.

Daniel, Esq., Tuesday, 27 November 2007 04:03 (sixteen years ago) link

So, only 90 yards to go. NP.

Daniel, Esq., Tuesday, 27 November 2007 04:05 (sixteen years ago) link

I mean...I'm the nicest guy in the world when it comes to Miami coaches. I defended Wannstedt.

But NOTHING I've seen this year tells me Cam is ready to be a coach. He has the worst time management skills of any coach (blows timeouts due to not feeding in playcalls among other things)...and....I...just....

a tie isn't so bad. only 21 more minutes.

Bo Jackson Overdrive, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 04:05 (sixteen years ago) link

wow wow I just got home and ate and turned this on
wow wtf

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 04:06 (sixteen years ago) link

i actually really like terico, korny & jaws as a broadcasting team..too bad MNF gets such a shitty scheduling of games

this game seems like that legendary mich-osu game where the teams were punting every 1st down in hopes the other team would eff up

johnny crunch, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 04:08 (sixteen years ago) link

The MNF announcers are laughing at us.

Daniel, Esq., Tuesday, 27 November 2007 04:09 (sixteen years ago) link

Please dear God I swear I will burn all of my Deicide cds if Miami can force a fumble and run it all the way back for the game winning TD. I'll even go on tour with dc talk

Bo Jackson Overdrive, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 04:11 (sixteen years ago) link

Who is/are Deicide? Like ICP?

BJO, you unbanned from ILM? You need to be.

Dammit, Pittsburgh.

Daniel, Esq., Tuesday, 27 November 2007 04:13 (sixteen years ago) link

if we lose this I'm gonna be on suicide watch.

not just cuz we lost. but cuz they coulda saved me 3 hours by losing 42-0

Bo Jackson Overdrive, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 04:16 (sixteen years ago) link

I'd kind of like to see overtime now, just for the wtf-ness of it.

Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 04:16 (sixteen years ago) link

Oh, don't worry: We are going to lose this game.

Daniel, Esq., Tuesday, 27 November 2007 04:19 (sixteen years ago) link

WE Dolphins fans must have been child murderers in another life.

Bo Jackson Overdrive, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 04:21 (sixteen years ago) link

No. It's just payback for the perfect season. Sadly, the Patriots are riding a karma wave because of all their horrible teams in the 70s/80s.

Daniel, Esq., Tuesday, 27 November 2007 04:23 (sixteen years ago) link

How sad.

Daniel, Esq., Tuesday, 27 November 2007 04:25 (sixteen years ago) link

god...fucking...dammit.

Bo Jackson Overdrive, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 04:25 (sixteen years ago) link

God, just for that, I'm joining the Church of Satan

Bo Jackson Overdrive, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 04:25 (sixteen years ago) link

Ginn = miracle man?

Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 04:26 (sixteen years ago) link

so do the '76 buccaneers get together and pop champagne in the event that the dolphins eventually win?

chicago kevin, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 04:26 (sixteen years ago) link

Um, no.

Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 04:26 (sixteen years ago) link

x-post

They made a joke earlier about the 76 Bucs tapping a keg.

Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 04:27 (sixteen years ago) link

Don't worry: There's still 2 seconds left.

Daniel, Esq., Tuesday, 27 November 2007 04:27 (sixteen years ago) link

3-0? That's a soccer score.

SeekAltRoute, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 04:28 (sixteen years ago) link

Sadly, the Patriots are riding a karma wave because of all their horrible teams in the 70s/80s.

you guys never should've stopped playing at the orange bowl. pats went more than 20 years without a win there.

chicago kevin, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 04:28 (sixteen years ago) link

hey, how did willie parker do?

chicago kevin, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 04:28 (sixteen years ago) link

it wasn't a banner night for anyone.

Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 04:29 (sixteen years ago) link

do you realize that the last time we won was almost exactly a year ago?

Bo Jackson Overdrive, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 04:30 (sixteen years ago) link

WTF on those last two plays?

Amaturish.

Daniel, Esq., Tuesday, 27 November 2007 04:30 (sixteen years ago) link

fuck, parker gave the other team 8 points, i lost by one.

THANKS FOR THAT NEGATIVE ONE POINT YOU GAVE ME DESHAUN FOSTER.

that's twice this year i've had a player give me negative points, i had to start jason campbell on derek anderson's bye week and i wound up in a tie. fuck.

chicago kevin, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 04:35 (sixteen years ago) link

so when I trek down to Dolphin Stadium with my best friend and his wife next week.....never in a million years did I think we'd be winless going on this trip.

Bo Jackson Overdrive, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 04:36 (sixteen years ago) link

lolll

mookieproof, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 04:39 (sixteen years ago) link

Cameron sounds terrible in his post-game conference.

Daniel, Esq., Tuesday, 27 November 2007 04:43 (sixteen years ago) link

completely meaningless game. beck looked really good again considering circumstances. it would have been nice to win, but we aren't going winless. we will beat the jets or the ravens.

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 27 November 2007 04:46 (sixteen years ago) link

I love how he was trying to rationalize not attempting the FG the second time---when Feely had better turf to kick from!!---and, instead, going for it on 4th and 11. MORANS!

Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 04:46 (sixteen years ago) link

Worst game of all time?

Mr. Snrub, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 04:47 (sixteen years ago) link

Beck didn't do bad at all. considering he ran out of running backs and had very bad footing, I was pretty impressed.

Cam is going to have shit smeared over his front door tomorrow morning.

Bo Jackson Overdrive, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 04:49 (sixteen years ago) link

We can beat the Jets. Can't see us beating the Ravens.

Daniel, Esq., Tuesday, 27 November 2007 04:50 (sixteen years ago) link


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