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more inscrutable than jIIm manziel thing

men without hat tips (Hunt3r), Friday, 6 February 2015 19:28 (nine years ago) link

Pretty sick that Tom Brady is gonna star in the new Terminator 2 remake

, Friday, 6 February 2015 19:29 (nine years ago) link

made a better logo

TOM BRADY NUMBER 12

lag∞n, Friday, 6 February 2015 19:30 (nine years ago) link

it looks like a brainstorming whiteboard after every single thing anyone blurted out has been written down and nothing has been erased yet.

fact checking cuz, Friday, 6 February 2015 19:31 (nine years ago) link

tom i have a concept for a new logo, it is a jumble wherein you can find 'tom' 'brady' '12' 'qb' 'nfl' 'newenglandpatriots' and many other relevant brady buzzwords, call me

Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 6 February 2015 19:40 (nine years ago) link

dude deserves the lifetime of humiliation that he has just embarked upon tbf

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 9 February 2015 13:41 (nine years ago) link

"I think really Mike, nobody has done it better than you have. Having good people around you, having good assistants; our coordinators Coach [Josh] McDaniels and Coach [Matt] Patricia, Scott O’Brien on special teams, Nick Caserio, who runs our personnel department, those guys really do a great job," Belichick said. "They know what we want; we talk about it. Of course the game evolves a little bit from year to year, your team changes from year to year, but we kind of put together what we feel like gives us the best opportunity to work towards that end.

"I try to manage that and not screw it up, but those guys do a great job of pulling it together and we’ve been together for a long time and that continuity has really enabled me, given me confidence to give them more decision-making ability, more responsibility, and that’s probably benefited the overall organization quite a bit.”

“I’m not caught up as much in some of the details or micromanaging, maybe, that I did earlier in my career," Belichick said. "I have people that can probably do that a lot better than I can anyway, and I turn that over to them and they’ve done a great job with it. So it’s definitely an evolution and, of course, the game is changing all the time. I mean, five years ago in the NFL we weren’t even talking about read-options and reading defensive ends and stuff like that. We were reading safeties. You’ve got to be able to progress along with the schemes and the players that you’re working with as well, so that’s been a big part of it, too."

Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 13 February 2015 00:21 (nine years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B-F6L8vIYAECPfG.jpg

just looking at this picture of bill hanging out with indiana hoops and realized for the first time that i guess mike lombardi has a super bowl ring now.

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 18 February 2015 12:59 (nine years ago) link

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 5 March 2015 15:07 (nine years ago) link

loyalty

Maybe in 100 years someone will say damn Dawn was dope. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 5 March 2015 15:32 (nine years ago) link

oh stop it

call all destroyer, Thursday, 5 March 2015 15:43 (nine years ago) link

:`(

seriously, THIS GUY (daria-g), Thursday, 5 March 2015 16:44 (nine years ago) link

:[

lag∞n, Thursday, 5 March 2015 16:47 (nine years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/ySU4q3o.jpg

rational_skull_collector_69 (lag∞n), Sunday, 8 March 2015 16:37 (nine years ago) link

Let’s welcome Ndamukong Suh to the AFC East. D:

Allen (etaeoe), Sunday, 8 March 2015 19:44 (nine years ago) link

plz dont step on brady face

rational_skull_collector_69 (lag∞n), Sunday, 8 March 2015 20:07 (nine years ago) link

i was always curious how much of suh's bs was actually suh vs a lions culture that transparently encouraged unsportsmanlike play, sadly i don't think miami is the place where i'm going to get any answers.

call all destroyer, Sunday, 8 March 2015 23:59 (nine years ago) link

mccourty 9m+/yr is mind blowing, i figured he was gone. guess that means no revis. the way cbs have been getting paid he is going to get insane money

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 9 March 2015 03:21 (nine years ago) link

wow. really surprising considering bb's long history of letting good defensive backs walk away. i still hope they make a serious play to retain revis, and at this point nothing would surprise me.

fact checking cuz, Monday, 9 March 2015 04:07 (nine years ago) link

i love revis island

rational_skull_collector_69 (lag∞n), Monday, 9 March 2015 05:49 (nine years ago) link

i think there's still room to get revis in too. i could have gone either way on this deal but if you're going to take care of a player with a contract like that mccourty is not a bad choice at all.

call all destroyer, Monday, 9 March 2015 11:51 (nine years ago) link

yeah mccourty is a pretty safe place to stack those chips. i think they are up against or over the cap already so i assumed they could only take one of the two but i guess never discount contract numbers magic. still, i will be surprised, it does look like crazy money is out there for revis if he wants it.

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 9 March 2015 12:04 (nine years ago) link

i think there's still room to get revis in too. i could have gone either way on this deal but if you're going to take care of a player with a contract like that mccourty is not a bad choice at all.

I hope so. I just spent an hour trying to make this work, but I realized I don’t understand the NFL cap. At all.

Allen (etaeoe), Monday, 9 March 2015 12:50 (nine years ago) link

yeah as i understand it it's a matter of being freed up from a couple other commitments (mayo, wilfork, etc.) plus the fact that mccourty's new contract is very likely backloaded and may carry only a 4-5 million hit this year.

call all destroyer, Monday, 9 March 2015 13:49 (nine years ago) link

i'm normally under the impression that teams can finagle the cap at any point to get any player they want (i.e. the saints being way over the cap last season but somehow signing jairus byrd to the richest contract ever for a safety), it's more of a case of if they want to potentially fuck themselves down the road

J0rdan S., Monday, 9 March 2015 13:52 (nine years ago) link

right

call all destroyer, Monday, 9 March 2015 13:53 (nine years ago) link

which is a very un-pats approach but maybe they are going all in for 1-2 season last blowout, tb and bb hit the cigars, peace out mothefuckers

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 9 March 2015 14:04 (nine years ago) link

mothfuckers

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 9 March 2015 14:04 (nine years ago) link

they've paid plenty of guys at market rates tho, vince got paid, solder got paid, mankins got paid. i guess two in one offseason is a bigger deal.

call all destroyer, Monday, 9 March 2015 14:12 (nine years ago) link

seems crazy but jerod mayo may be the sacrificial lamb in all of this

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 9 March 2015 14:22 (nine years ago) link

i think that's extremely likely

call all destroyer, Monday, 9 March 2015 14:26 (nine years ago) link

if the pats cuts mayo while the jets' marquee resigning is giving david harris $15m guaranteed for 2 years, that will be a neat encapsulation of the variance between the two organizations

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 9 March 2015 14:34 (nine years ago) link

sheard is a pretty nice addition. i don't know the db from oakland, chekwa

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 12 March 2015 01:44 (nine years ago) link

chekwa sounds like a die roll but i've read nothing but positives about sheard, sounds perfect for their style of defense

call all destroyer, Thursday, 12 March 2015 01:47 (nine years ago) link

rip revis island

lag∞n, Thursday, 12 March 2015 01:47 (nine years ago) link

revis island will be reopening in the fall. outlook for next season is a balmy 8-8 degrees

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 12 March 2015 02:17 (nine years ago) link

lol

lag∞n, Thursday, 12 March 2015 02:19 (nine years ago) link

Doug Kyed @DougKyedNESN · 18m 18 minutes ago
Will Belichick be in Madden this year? “I don’t know. You should ask John about that.”

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 24 March 2015 15:33 (nine years ago) link

somewhere, shaughnessy and simmons simultaneously write columns about how gronk's retrograde-ass statements are secretly feminist https://twitter.com/bostonglobe/status/583091537107632128

pimento is a cheese, some call it the caviar of the south (slothroprhymes), Wednesday, 1 April 2015 02:30 (nine years ago) link

lol wut

lag∞n, Monday, 6 April 2015 15:45 (nine years ago) link

yeah, no

three weeks pass...

reiss had jordan richards in his preview as a late round target. nfl.com rated him 6-7th round prospect.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Roberto Spiralli, Saturday, 2 May 2015 01:49 (nine years ago) link

NEVER CHANGE PATRITOS

call all destroyer, Saturday, 2 May 2015 01:54 (nine years ago) link

i guess this guy grissom is reputedly a bizarre reach as well...

Roberto Spiralli, Saturday, 2 May 2015 03:19 (nine years ago) link

he has no position so bill loves him:

Grissom briefly moved to tight end in 2012 before shifting back to defensive end. “No, we’re not trying to make him a tight end, but his workout as a tight end is about as good of a tight end workout as we saw all year,” Belichick said. “I mean, this guy can run, he can catch. If you didn’t know he didn’t play tight end, you would look at that workout and say ‘that’s a pretty good tight end.'”

call all destroyer, Saturday, 2 May 2015 13:55 (nine years ago) link


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