autoreplace for washington r******s

https://gs1.wac.edgecastcdn.net/8019B6/data.tumblr.com/5a50a146bd402b6f117edaec91cbabd4/tumblr_nfny95ANRD1qbrzxso1_1280.jpg

i have friends who still refer to a certain pancake place as 'wuerffel house'

How the Hatcats Got Their Name, a $35 paperback children's book

amazing

http://www.sportingnews.com/nfl/story/2014-12-11/nfl-http://images.chron.com/blogs/askacat/hatcat.JPG-poem-brian-mitchell-poor-wretched-awful-inexcusable-despicable-comcast-sportsnet

http://tinyurl.com/pf7thoh

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B68AvmQIAAArVyg.jpg

i'm embarrassed that i never made that connection before

This is pretty basic stuff

should of gone with 'illusion' imo

just a kind hearted tip of the scalp

I always appreciate the little code words that confirm to me that they aren't serious and are completely racist.

http://deadspin.com/how-dan-snyder-helped-get-an-enemy-reporter-promoted-ri-1693989144

holy f that is amazing.

What makes the idea of the referral doubly strange is that Snyder plainly despised La Canfora. Everybody at http://images.chron.com/blogs/askacat/hatcat.JPG Park knew about this. Prospective http://images.chron.com/blogs/askacat/hatcat.JPG civilian employees were routinely asked during the interview process about their views on his coverage of the team. And if they gave the right answer and got a job, they were reminded of the boss's obsession with the reporter during staff brainstorming sessions that he called to solve The Jason La Canfora Problem.

hey our cat is dead

He lives on here?

Hatcats GM says Bryce Harper would play safety over cornerback because 'he's a white guy'

No, every person on Earth did not read about the 2014 Hatcats training camp

lol

Wife of Hatcats GM apologizes for accusing ESPN reporter of sleeping with GM, comments Hatcats PR denied

what an organization

it's unreal what a shitshow on every level

In other news, Scott McCloughan is a guy who "conquered his alcoholism" and yet still drinks beer like daily? I don't think that's how it's supposed to work, unless you're Dean Martin in Rio Bravo.

lol at Dean Martin

"congratulations on quitting whiskey Sheriff! we'll bring a keg of beer over to your office"

Hehe

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nfl-shutdown-corner/http://i.imgur.com/QbYzHTH.jpg--week-of-online-futility-continues-with-rg3-swipe--fan-disregard-151555671.html

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well shit

http://yhoo.it/1JUhvK1

much obliged

i wonder why rg3 is so bad and hated. he doesn't seem that bad?

http://iaf.tv/2015/11/04/reformed-whores-washington-redskins/

http://deadspin.com/blunder-reveals-washington-nfl-team-runs-supposed-fan-a-1747811424

give it up you despicable motherfuckers

lol

http://www.nytimes.com/2016/02/07/magazine/roger-goodells-unstoppable-football-machine.html

I asked him what he thought of having his team featured last summer on the HBO reality show ‘‘Hard Knocks,’’ about life at an N.F.L. training camp. He said it was a net plus, although he was distraught over how much swearing there was and joked that Coach Bill O’Brien should introduce a cuss jar. I asked McNair if he was as sensitive to other offensive language, specifically the N.F.L. team in the nation’s capital’s being named the Redsk1ns. McNair told me that he grew up in western North Carolina, around many Cherokee Indians. ‘‘Everybody respected their courage,’’ McNair told me of the Indians. ‘‘They might not have respected the way they held their whiskey, but. . . .’’ He laughed. ‘‘We respected their courage. They’re very brave people.’’

cool guy

"Get it... 'brave' people?" McNair then held two fingers behind his head to symbolize a feather headdress and proceeded to dance in a small circle while loudly whooping before finally collapsing to the ground in a fit of giggles. "I kid, I kid. But I really do love those goddamn injuns."

You're wondering, even for the NYT, how does somebody get to be such a front-running fairweather sycophant that they write this fawning spooge, but he helps you out with his little autobiographical sprinkles. "I am a Patriots fan... I live in Washington and usually write about politics..."

He called Goodell ‘‘a football politician, which is his perfect job’’ — someone who has brilliantly nurtured a system that grows the pie, expands to Europe and possibly Latin America and gains eyeballs trained on the ever-present Shield. The Shield is financial and cultural gold, proof that the system is working — at least for the Membership.

This fucking trashcan of a sport can't possibly die fast enough

ROGER GOODELL
1959-2031
"HE GREW THE PIE"

The Washington r******s failed to sign quarterback Kirk Cousins to a long-term deal, setting the stage for his possible departure next offseason.

Team president Bruce Allen said in a statement that Cousins was "obviously important to our team and fans" and detailed the team's offer made to the quarterback. He also talked about the decision in a video posted on the team's website but referred to Cousins on five occasions as "Kurt" instead of Kirk.

Asked about Allen's pronunciation of Cousins' first name, a team spokesman said it sounded that way because of the r******s president's accent.

classic r******s

rk's are pronounced as rt's round here

lemme tell ya dirts bentley did NOT enjoy his time in DC.

lol

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DLaLuHoWkAEQsjm.jpg

https://deadspin.com/amazing-online-hoax-welcomes-washington-redhawks-to-t-1821260116

No more savage tropes that uphold colonialism and imperialism. #goredhawks #notyourmascot pic.twitter.com/j6Lll95vYW

— Dani (@xodanix3) December 13, 2017

The Redskins will honor the 1987 replacement players with Super Bowl rings in a ceremony next Tuesday, team announces.

— Matthew Paras (@Matthew_Paras) June 5, 2018

lol

Someone's not happy about the new guy wearing 26. https://t.co/2LljIC8q1U

— Barry Svrluga (@barrysvrluga) August 21, 2018

https://deadspin.com/even-beer-vendors-have-turned-on-the-skins-1829140957

alex smith eastern motors ads where washington players tell him about go go music and mambo sauce

don't know what to think about this really

Eastern Motors Jingle Ovechkin Version #ALLCAPS pic.twitter.com/cwPiqnZNV1

— Ovi Dancing To (@OviDancing) June 24, 2018

https://deadspin.com/rip-sean-taylor-now-buy-this-crappy-doll-from-dan-sny-1830682615

Things I love about the football team’s statement:

1. The quote is attributed to no one.
2. They did not wish Gruden well and thank him for his service. pic.twitter.com/86e36qadh0

— Barry Svrluga (@barrysvrluga) October 7, 2019

*dusts off hands* welp, racism solved

Redskins to remove George Preston Marshall’s name from all team material https://t.co/cAQHvFt6yx

— The Washington Post (@washingtonpost) June 24, 2020

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