here's a pats thread for everyone to talk about patritos shit because nobody else cares

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This is amazing

the farakhan of gg (DJP), Friday, 14 November 2014 14:34 (nine years ago) link

new-england-patriots-twitter-racism

the farakhan of gg (DJP), Friday, 14 November 2014 14:35 (nine years ago) link

lol

lag∞n, Friday, 14 November 2014 14:37 (nine years ago) link

in the future we will get all our news via url

lag∞n, Friday, 14 November 2014 14:37 (nine years ago) link

Weedlord Bonerhitler strikes again!!

Abstinence Hawk (frogbs), Friday, 14 November 2014 14:56 (nine years ago) link

wb legarrette!

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/de/LeGarrette_Blount.JPG

call all destroyer, Thursday, 20 November 2014 14:25 (nine years ago) link

niice!

lag∞n, Thursday, 20 November 2014 14:28 (nine years ago) link

Four of the incompletions were judged to be dropped and nine more were defended -- broken up, batted or intercepted -- by the Patriots. Both of those last two figures were season highs for Stafford. Seven of those defended passes were intended for receiver Calvin Johnson or Golden Tate. (Stafford targeted each of them with 10 passes and completed four apiece.)

from ESPN piece on stafford's performance highlighting bang up job pats pass defense did. not too shabby.

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 25 November 2014 16:06 (nine years ago) link

two weeks pass...

jamie collins is so good. the whole linebacking corps is looking nice right now but him, hightower and mayo (assuming he can ever get thru a season anymore) are str8 elite dudes.

Roberto Spiralli, Sunday, 14 December 2014 21:52 (nine years ago) link

tru

lag∞n, Sunday, 14 December 2014 21:52 (nine years ago) link

in other news bench browner

lag∞n, Sunday, 14 December 2014 21:53 (nine years ago) link

naw don't get carried away with those penalties. he is being told to play like that. and he's effective otherwise, a big drop off to the next guy at cb. also, some of those penalties, feeling where a receiver is is not a gddamn PI call, officials just too ready to flag his number, just like that fumble hit last week that they admitted was bs.

Roberto Spiralli, Sunday, 14 December 2014 21:57 (nine years ago) link

he has so many penalties man

lag∞n, Sunday, 14 December 2014 21:59 (nine years ago) link

the pi was a bad call, and i wholeheartedly supported the unnecessary roughness (both the act and the ensuing call).

call all destroyer, Sunday, 14 December 2014 22:27 (nine years ago) link

collins is becoming a unique player in the league with his speed and timing. i love watching him blow shit up.

call all destroyer, Sunday, 14 December 2014 22:30 (nine years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B42ckB8CEAAVUeQ.jpg

call all destroyer, Monday, 15 December 2014 00:12 (nine years ago) link

revis and ayers should get together tonight with some beers and the titans v jets game on dvr

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 15 December 2014 00:22 (nine years ago) link

no kidding, i'm not even sure it's reasonable to describe that thing as a football game from what i saw

call all destroyer, Monday, 15 December 2014 00:23 (nine years ago) link

lol

lag∞n, Monday, 15 December 2014 00:23 (nine years ago) link

two weeks pass...

baltimore is clearly not very good/beat up but that match up still makes me nervous and i would so much rather have pittsburgh come to foxboro.

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 29 December 2014 05:06 (nine years ago) link

pittsburgh is welcome here anytime.

call all destroyer, Monday, 29 December 2014 05:34 (nine years ago) link

simmons on some bizarre twitter rant about how brady's deal has been renegotiated to make it easier to release him after the season

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 29 December 2014 23:22 (nine years ago) link

lol wut

lag∞n, Monday, 29 December 2014 23:25 (nine years ago) link

simmons on some bizarre twitter rant about how brady's deal has been renegotiated to make it easier to release him after the season

― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, December 29, 2014 6:22 PM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

kinda surprised he's not tryna paint him as the dirk nowitzki of the NFL

passag limey witticisms (slothroprhymes), Tuesday, 30 December 2014 04:18 (nine years ago) link

SIGH

Roberto Spiralli, Sunday, 4 January 2015 04:16 (nine years ago) link

w/e the ravens suck

call all destroyer, Sunday, 4 January 2015 04:16 (nine years ago) link

idk when every playoff disappointment in recent memory has been against a team with a strong aggressive defensive front... i just would've rather any other team

Roberto Spiralli, Sunday, 4 January 2015 04:20 (nine years ago) link

fuk the ravens fuk joe flacao

lag∞n, Sunday, 4 January 2015 04:25 (nine years ago) link

floe jacco

mookieproof, Sunday, 4 January 2015 04:32 (nine years ago) link

commiz mookie

Roberto Spiralli, Sunday, 4 January 2015 04:43 (nine years ago) link

i'm never on this thread but i should probably post this early candidate for interview of the year: http://www.slate.com/blogs/xx_factor/2015/01/06/a_gronking_to_remember_an_interview_with_lacey_noonan_author_of_rob_gronkowski.html

JoeStork, Friday, 9 January 2015 05:45 (nine years ago) link

Lacey Noonan gives a good interview! My highlight:

I remember reading about how Kafka didn't want the "bug" on the cover of Metamorphosis. Gronk's spike impacts in a mystical, non-physical realm of Leigh's being. Although, quickly scanning my Word doc, I found that I wrote "between her butt-cheeks." So, jury's still out on that one.

Free Me's Electric Trumpet (Moodles), Friday, 9 January 2015 14:32 (nine years ago) link

@BleacherReport: A potential juror showed up to Aaron Hernandez’s trial wearing a Bruins jersey & yelled “Go Pats,” was asked to leave

polyphonic, Saturday, 10 January 2015 05:02 (nine years ago) link

jvmic

mookieproof, Saturday, 10 January 2015 05:10 (nine years ago) link

lmao

lag∞n, Saturday, 10 January 2015 05:46 (nine years ago) link

liz lemon

Roberto Spiralli, Saturday, 10 January 2015 12:32 (nine years ago) link

watching Terrell Suggs smugly talk about Tom Brady. ugh, I don't think I could hate a team more than the Baltimore Ravens.

Free Me's Electric Trumpet (Moodles), Saturday, 10 January 2015 21:17 (nine years ago) link

good post by matt chatham on the eligibility plays: http://www.footballbyfootball.com/column/hot-mess-nfl-rulebook-strikes-again

It bears mentioning that the place in the game of football where disguising the eligible receivers is most prevalent is punt team. Punt teams fairly regularly change up eligibility as they enter the field of play, and like to screw with opponents for potential punt fakes by changing the typical balance in the line. What makes this extra juicy is that both Belichick and Harbaugh are former special teams coaches.

Every team in the NFL has what we referred to as a "safe" call...a presnap zone check that makes sure there are no mistakes if something bizarre happens because the defense just guards areas and not specific people. Who's eligible at that point doesn't really matter. The Ravens have a rookie middle linebacker, I'm not sure if that contributed to them not checking into a better call. But the players on the field have to put the defense in the best position possible. The NFL isn't college, there's plenty of onfield autonomy to make the necessary changes when the other team is trying to screw with you.

call all destroyer, Sunday, 11 January 2015 19:36 (nine years ago) link

we're off to the super bowl fellas

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 12 January 2015 00:52 (nine years ago) link

http://www.nfl.com/videos/inside-the-nfl/0ap3000000459067/Inside-the-NFL-Ravens-vs-Patriots-highlights

it's all good but be sure to check around 4:40 for the ref's facial expression.

call all destroyer, Friday, 16 January 2015 00:24 (nine years ago) link

haha. lots of good expressions right around that time.

Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 16 January 2015 03:45 (nine years ago) link

julian edelman, user of the internet:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KY9BBjLOwQM

call all destroyer, Friday, 23 January 2015 19:53 (nine years ago) link

that's p good work

Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 23 January 2015 19:57 (nine years ago) link

created by robert kraft

Sounds like a forks display name (forksclovetofu), Friday, 23 January 2015 20:34 (nine years ago) link

Patriots trade with Eagles

By Mike Rodak | April 30, 2011 3:32:06 PM PDT
FOXBOROUGH, Mass. -- The Patriots have traded their sixth-round selection (193rd overall) to the Eagles for the Eagles' sixth-round selection (194th overall).

No other selections were involved in the trade, which moves the Patriots back one spot in the draft.

lag∞n, Sunday, 25 January 2015 23:00 (nine years ago) link

lol

call all destroyer, Sunday, 25 January 2015 23:01 (nine years ago) link

good article http://grantland.com/the-triangle/bill-belichick-nfl-draft-new-england-patriots

lag∞n, Tuesday, 27 January 2015 03:02 (nine years ago) link


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