TS: Ben Roethlisberger's Blog vs Peyton Manning's Blog

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Maybe Peyton just needs to go have a lot fun sometimes and then it'd all be sorted. I mean, who doesn't like fun? Everyone needs to have a lot of fun. Just go out, stop being such a field general, and have a lot of fun. Seriously. I'm sure Eli has a lot of fun. I've seen pictures of Eli having a lot of fun. Peyton's hair isn't really a lot of fun but really it's gotta be his personality that's not a lot of fun when he keeps freaking out like so. Just have a lot of fun, it's a game, you know?

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Thursday, 19 January 2006 03:57 (twenty years ago)

TOM, I agree with you, but it would be better if instead of his head, they went for the pubes.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Thursday, 19 January 2006 03:58 (twenty years ago)

But then, I say that about most things. Including bar mitzvahs and c-sections.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Thursday, 19 January 2006 03:59 (twenty years ago)

They do shave your pubes for c-sections though.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Thursday, 19 January 2006 14:59 (twenty years ago)

his writing reminds me of outlaw vern, but better.

― Sloths B. Creepin (Adrian Langston), Thursday, 19 January 2006 15:06 (twenty years ago)

Ally, they do for bar mitzvahs as well. You must be Catholic.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Thursday, 19 January 2006 15:18 (twenty years ago)

http://i.a.cnn.net/si/2005/players/08/16/first.person0822/t1_roethlisberger.jpg

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Monday, 23 January 2006 22:25 (twenty years ago)

I have to say, his Fathead commercial is also the best. "How many walls does your room got? 2? 3? 4? 5? 6?" I mean, what type of houses has he been in? 2??? I mean a triangular room is one thing but 2 walls?? That's just a hallway, son.

This is a great, underappreciated post.

― polyphonic (polyphonic), Tuesday, 24 January 2006 00:26 (twenty years ago)

It DID catch an excelsior...

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 24 January 2006 01:19 (twenty years ago)

It's buy one fathead get one free until 1/31. I am close, so close to pulling the trigger.

― laurence kansas (lawrence kansas), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 14:23 (twenty years ago)

Would you buy the subjects of this thread or just two Rofflebergers?

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 14:51 (twenty years ago)

NEVER

Browns helmet plus a Packers helmet for a misguided friend.

95 dollars though, geez.

― laurence kansas (lawrence kansas), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 14:55 (twenty years ago)

there should be a discount on browns helmets, really

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 15:03 (twenty years ago)

They don't even have a design.

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 15:13 (twenty years ago)

KIDS TODAY WITH THEIR LOGOS AND iPODS

― laurence kansas (lawrence kansas), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 15:35 (twenty years ago)

"Question of the day: What kind of peanut butter do I like? What brand and style?

This is a hard one, so I am interested to see who can guess this one right. Have a great day and special thanks to Coach Hep and his wife for everything they do. "

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 19:15 (twenty years ago)

They must've made him a PBJ that day.

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 19:17 (twenty years ago)

"Ben! BEN! You KNOW you're not allowed to use the knife! No, I don't CARE if it's a butter knife. You put that down this instant! Well if you're hungry, Coach and I will make you a sandwich. You go play in the yard, now. Skedaddle!"

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 19:19 (twenty years ago)

I bet he likes Jif. Crunchy.

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 19:43 (twenty years ago)

Peyton probably uses Peter Pan.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 20:03 (twenty years ago)

Do they even still make Peter Pan peanut butter???! I would put Peyton as a Skippy Honey Nut smooth kind of guy.

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 20:05 (twenty years ago)

Eli eats crunchy just to piss off the 'rents and make them have to buy two kinds of peanut butter.

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 20:06 (twenty years ago)

Plummer chews up peanuts and spreads the resulting paste between two pieces of bread, etc. I can do this all day!

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 20:06 (twenty years ago)

Bret Favre has peanut butter on his hairy knuckles because he refuses to throw out the jar, even after its nutty contents have long been depleted.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 20:20 (twenty years ago)

Shaun Alexander eats Nutella.

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 20:25 (twenty years ago)

WAIT WAIT INTERRUPTION

HAVE ANY OF YOU READ THE COMMENTS ON BEN'S POSTS?

HALF OF THEM START OUT WITH "I'M OLD ENOUGH TO BE YOUR MOTHER..."

WTF! MIDDLE AGE WIMMINS BE SCOPING THE ROETHLISBUTT

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 20:27 (twenty years ago)

Shocking!

― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 20:30 (twenty years ago)

Isn't this the only reason why women watch football?

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 20:31 (twenty years ago)

Oh why don't you come say that to my face.

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 20:39 (twenty years ago)

Fine. Middle-aged womens...

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 20:42 (twenty years ago)

I am practically middle-aged. I take offense!

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 20:46 (twenty years ago)

I don't even want to know what middle-aged women who watch Ben Rothelisburger do with their peanut butter.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 20:58 (twenty years ago)

http://puppydogweb.com/gallery/rottweilers/rott_mandyn.jpg

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 21:11 (twenty years ago)

Zeus to thread.

xpost!

― laurence kansas (lawrence kansas), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 21:12 (twenty years ago)

See, I wasn't going to name names...

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 21:14 (twenty years ago)

That isn't Zeus. Too sad, too old.

Rottweiler Porn!

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 21:15 (twenty years ago)

http://puppydogweb.com/gallery/rottweilers/rotty_ruth.jpg

― Dan (PUPPY PORN EW) Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 21:24 (twenty years ago)

http://puppydogweb.com/gallery/rottweilers/rotty_zaczek.jpg

sooooooooooooo cute

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 22:32 (twenty years ago)

http://store1.yimg.com/I/glamourdogstore_1882_2504269

― Jams Murphy (ystrickler), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 22:34 (twenty years ago)

http://www.glamourdog.com/blfodogco.html

― Jams Murphy (ystrickler), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 22:35 (twenty years ago)

shaun alexander's dog:

http://www.talkingpointsmemo.com/image-archive/simon.sharp.jpg

― Jams Murphy (ystrickler), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 22:37 (twenty years ago)

http://www.gregorymancuso.com/portfolioimages/editorial/Peyton%20Manning%20Eli%20Manning%20Archie%20Manning%20nfl%20football-500.jpg

― Jams Murphy (ystrickler), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 22:38 (twenty years ago)

goddamnit I can't find a picture of him on GIS in the home uniform.

http://cache.boston.com/bonzai-fba/Globe_Photo/2005/01/16/1105918283_2282.jpg

xpost HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 22:38 (twenty years ago)

I'm not even sure which of those pictures I'm laughing at now.

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 22:39 (twenty years ago)

eli is soooo the brat of that family

― Jams Murphy (ystrickler), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 22:40 (twenty years ago)

http://www.nfl.com/images/2002/eli_manning_052302.jpg

― Jams Murphy (ystrickler), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 22:40 (twenty years ago)

(i'll stop soon promise)

http://www.j-archive.com/media/2005-07-04_J_17.jpg

― Jams Murphy (ystrickler), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 22:43 (twenty years ago)

http://www.thebluehen.com/14/00043678.jpg

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Thursday, 26 January 2006 00:28 (twenty years ago)

Yes, that IS Baby Spice!

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Thursday, 26 January 2006 00:28 (twenty years ago)

The eyes there explain the last half of the Gints season.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Thursday, 26 January 2006 01:27 (twenty years ago)

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