fuckin wit the offseason in 09

also this, from the patsies fan messageboard re: question about how will they fit Peppers under the cap:
Hey, I was part of the St Paddy's Day parade in Newport Saturday and I fit a bottle of Irish Mist under MY cap...anything is possible.

LOL rhode islandahs

st. patrick's day in newport is pretty messy

http://www.variety.com/article/VR1118001248.html?categoryid=1300&cs=1

Former pro football player Michael Strahan, who now serves as a football analyst for "Fox NFL Sunday," is trying out his sitcom chops.

From the haha fuck u shanny thred of december, prescient words:

Bowlen says he anticipated the new coach would not have full say over personnel moves, the way Shanahan did. That means the Broncos might hire a general manager, but Bowlen says his priority was hiring a new coach first.

Bowlen you got that backwards homie.

― Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Wednesday, December 31, 2008 2:23 PM (2 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

redskins have interest in acquiring jay cutler

SMH

i had a dream the other week that albert hayensworth unsigned his contract w/ the skins because he felt like he was betrayed by dan snyder. it was one of those dreams that was half a nap, shit tripped me out. then afterwards (unrelated) my house turned into a pool and a shark came in from the ceiling

so the competition committee is not going to discuss changing the overtime rules, leaving them with more time to talk about the highly impactful issues that affect every player, coach, owner, and fan, such as changing how the draft order works for teams that make the playoffs.

http://i39.tinypic.com/2drxgly.png

hahaha

Report has leaked that Stallworth was drunk at the time.

i like stallworth and didn't want to think the worst but when you're driving home at 4:00 a.m.......

so um guys? how do we feel about the rooneys being named ambassadors by prez obama?

just tryin to change subject to more :) ideas than stallworth drunk killings.

ambassadors to what?

IRELAND

http://network.nationalpost.com/np/blogs/postedsports/archive/2009/03/17/steelers-chairman-rooney-named-ambassador-to-ireland.aspx

hahahah yeah, sure, why not?

rooney randomly shouting out obama after the super bowl was pretty awez

so um guys? how do we feel about the rooneys being named ambassadors by prez obama?

I WANTED THAT JOB
actually i had this plan to be int'l goodwill ambassador for NFL, where, you would basically travel around the world & wear designer clothes & explain to important/wealthy people why NFL is awesome "I think NFL should look into playing some games @ south of France, I will go visit Marseille for a while and find out if this is a good business opportunity"

also, this (???)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Excepter#Discography

rules changes announced today:

- no bunching on onside kicks
- 3 or more players forming a wedge on kick returns will result in a 15-yard penalty
- shoulder and forearm hits added to "defenseless receiver" rules
- blindside hits to the head will be added to unnecessary roughness

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=4012307

that all seems reasonable....?

yes, maybe brady and welkah will survive next season

the defenseless receiver rule in particular, i was honestly afraid on a few plays that the guy broke his neck (boldin). don't know if clark/mcgahee qualifies..

also, monday night football week 1: pats/bills @ foxboro, wearing throwbacks
http://cachemediasrv.patriots.com/ImgDyn.cfm%3Fs%3DThrowbackFSHelmetGrayMask.jpg%26w%3D300%26cs%3D1

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/31GT4327KNL._SL500_AA280_.jpg

pat patriot!

nice! that'll be a super-fun matchup with throwbacks involved.

i agree with shoring up the unnecessary roughness rules; these were really loopholes that needed to be closed. i'm a bit surprised by the wedge becoming illegal. i would think most of the danger on kickoffs results from the speed involved and even without the wedge that's not going to change.

awesome, I don't think I've ever seen the Pats play in their throwbacks. Will have to make sure my color is adjusted on the TV.

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/danpatrick/blog/59284/index.html?eref=fromSI

A+ love u rod

safeties should form their own union because they're the only ones who actively want killshot-style hits to have a place in the game.

This traffic stop is FUCKED

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21134540/vp/29911948#29911948

yeah i decided not to watch that

no, you should watch it.

its like a coloring book that you can scribble your own definitions of reasonable behaviors on.

its also a sad situation for the family in question, mind.

That is a screwed up situation. My brother in laws' brother got in that very similar situation running his infant son to the ER a few months back. He was being followed right up to the ER doors with sirens going as his wife rushed in his son and they really worked him over throwing him to the ground and all. ER doc said if they had been a couple of minutes later the kid would have died.

i miss football.

Apparently, two people were capped execution steez in Jonathan Vilma's house. WTF is going on this offseason?!

http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/2009/03/31/2009-03-31_exjet_jonathan_vilmas_long_island_condo_.html

Bowlen's statement on Cutler

March 31, 2009 9:24 PM

Denver Broncos president and CEO Pat Bowlen on Tuesday released the following statement:

"Numerous attempts to contact Jay Cutler in the last 10 days, both by Head Coach Josh McDaniels and myself, have been unsuccessful.

"A conversation with his agent earlier today clearly communicated and confirmed to us that Jay no longer has any desire to play for the Denver Broncos.

"We will begin discussions with other teams in an effort to accommodate his request to be traded."

http://s5.tinypic.com/oqhmc0.jpg

somewhere shanahan is cackling madly and exposing every scary white tooth and carefully pondering what team he'll coach for in '10

fucking hell cutler is going to end up on the jets and i have the retarded nu-broncos to thank.

This offseason has been awesome.

wanting the team you root for to epic fail is the height of puerile idiocy and im nearly there.

farvre then cutler and then donovan and then vick and then...
J E S T JEST JEST JEST

Is Cutler making a mistake here? I can't tell whether he's grabbing a golden opportunity or fucking up his career.

depends where he gets traded, if it's the bucs or the jets or the vikings i think it wouldn't be a huge deal. if he gets traded to the lions then yeah he's a retard

he's got a good thing with brandon marshall but it's not a connection that can't be replicated somewhere else i dont think

i think he'd be better off on the lions than the jets!

u might be right, i forgot about calvin

hey cankey i trust u on such things— i bet my friend $10 that the lions WOULDN'T pick stafford. am i gonna lose $10?

detroit allowed second-most sacks this year, has no defense and no offensive weapons beyond megatron. don't really see why jay should prefer going there to going to the jets, tb, san fran, cleveland, or chicago (the other 5 teams that are being reported as interested right now).

you should rly submit that question to armchair linebacker.