fuckin wit the offseason in 09

You have to admit, outside the Bills moving to "x" storyline, the QB situation has been about the only story that gets a bunch of press for Buffalo.

LB mike peterson signs w/falcons, 3 years - i guess he'll be playing OLB, which I think he played back in his Indy days

fun fact adrian peterson (crappy chicago version) is his brother

the st louis rams have released Orlando Pace

nflpa reporting that ray lewis' new contract is actually a 7-year (!) deal, not 3 as previously reported

pats sign leigh bodden, in addition to previously signed shawn springs - i think u can already consider this an excellent offseason for them, cuz the secondary they were fielding last year was jawdroppingly bad

7 year contract must be one of those things where they'll just release him after 4 years or something cuz that is fucking insane

maybe it's a 3 year contract for playing and then after 4 years they move him to lb coach

the parade of ex-jets continues in cleveland. Rumor has it that Emerson Boozer is being courted.

I'm sorry, brownie. Seriously. I hate watching this happen.

i'm playing wait and see with this Mangini fellow. like a man on his deathbed I am oddly calm.

Joe Klecko was spotted at a Cleveland Cavs game, they say he might be the answer for the Browns at DT.

wtf was that

Daer broncos pls end this shit u obv don't want this dude just get u trade on and prepare for the chris simms era. U dummies.

Can't believe this

If I GMed that team dude would be a Lion by now.

hoooooooly shit @ Revenge of the Dawgs... my head is exploding

with art modell as SATAN PRINCE OF DARKNESS

the broncos are having a dire offseason imo

If I GMed that team dude would be a Lion by now.

i know you despise him but thats like an aids/cancer hex, seriously hateful

my moms saw orlando pace in a bookstore (!), she said thought there was an eclipse behind her.

Panthers cut Ken Lucas

dag travis henry:

Nine Mouths to Feed

man, that fuckin' guy.

i know you despise him but thats like an aids/cancer hex, seriously hateful

Basically. Although he'd play in a dome, with at least one bad-ass receiver.

jay cutler: we would appreciate you in Minnesota : )

http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/blog/shutdown_corner/post/Randy-Moss-caught-you-a-delicious-bass?urn=nfl,147638

Cutler and his parents have put their houses on the market in Denver.

ok check this out
travel channel new series
Dhani Tackles the Globe

An NFL linebacker, fashion entrepreneur, environmental philanthropist, community volunteer and all-around Renaissance man, Dhani Jones now adds Travel Channel host to his lengthy resume..

also, he is a native of Potomac, Maryland. potomac! what? they even play football in potomac?

donte stallworth hit and killed a pedestrian in miami with his bentley

http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/news?slug=ap-stallworth-pedestriankilled&prov=ap&type=lgns

wtf @ this video

stallworth thing is weird, like if dude was walking across a causeway is it stallworth's fault?

i have to be at work at 6am even though nothing is ever happening

GOOD MORNING NFL!!!!

i dont think mcjaygate is entirely entirely mcdaniels fault, but every time i see his smugass hoodie junior mug i wanna do violence

cutler's fault IMHO. i'm sorry, the coach is the guy in charge, even if he is wrong and/or a complete asshole. there is really no call for cutler to carry on like this, especially in public, just because there was some trade talk which likely was initiated by **his own agent**.

17-20

"I really have wanted to avoid a he-said, she-said thing but it's only fair for us to present the Bronco side of the story rather than let things get taken out of context,"

McDaniels w/the subtle parcells/terry glenn reference?

imo the phins should offer chad henne + this year's first rounder + next year's second rounder for cutler

pawn off pennington to the niners or something for a 3rd or 4th round pick

rumor alert: Patriots trading 2nd-rounder they got from Chiefs for J. Peppers

that's fucking thievery

saw rumors about peppers --> NE for weeks but thought they'd given up on the idea. interesting..

also this, from the patsies fan messageboard re: question about how will they fit Peppers under the cap:
Hey, I was part of the St Paddy's Day parade in Newport Saturday and I fit a bottle of Irish Mist under MY cap...anything is possible.

LOL rhode islandahs

st. patrick's day in newport is pretty messy

http://www.variety.com/article/VR1118001248.html?categoryid=1300&cs=1

Former pro football player Michael Strahan, who now serves as a football analyst for "Fox NFL Sunday," is trying out his sitcom chops.

From the haha fuck u shanny thred of december, prescient words:

Bowlen says he anticipated the new coach would not have full say over personnel moves, the way Shanahan did. That means the Broncos might hire a general manager, but Bowlen says his priority was hiring a new coach first.

Bowlen you got that backwards homie.

― Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Wednesday, December 31, 2008 2:23 PM (2 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

redskins have interest in acquiring jay cutler

SMH

i had a dream the other week that albert hayensworth unsigned his contract w/ the skins because he felt like he was betrayed by dan snyder. it was one of those dreams that was half a nap, shit tripped me out. then afterwards (unrelated) my house turned into a pool and a shark came in from the ceiling

so the competition committee is not going to discuss changing the overtime rules, leaving them with more time to talk about the highly impactful issues that affect every player, coach, owner, and fan, such as changing how the draft order works for teams that make the playoffs.

http://i39.tinypic.com/2drxgly.png

hahaha

Report has leaked that Stallworth was drunk at the time.