fuckin wit the offseason in 09

ok Eyes McGee is pure brilliance

also i know it's been a while, but i think a fake gear column is in order if and when t.o. or mike vick gets picked up

Second chances. Everyone deserves them.

Even Michael Vick.

Whoa, not so fast, you might say. He killed dogs for sport. He deserves to be banned from the game of football forever.

Hold on a second.

What kind of a society are we if we don't give everyone the chance to prove their mistake was just that?

A mistake.

And if we don't give Michael Vick a second chance, what are we really saying about him?

Darryl Strawberry had a second chance.

O.J. Simpson had a second chance.

Heck, Terrell Owens has had two, going on three second chances.

Doesn't Michael Vick deserve at least one?

Sure, you say. But the dog thing. What about that?

Well I say he's still a young man, one who has hopefully outgrown his wayward ways of youth. He needs our support, our care, and yes, our love. Because if we don't give him any of that, we might as well cast some stones at ourselves, because we've all been given second chances before, even if we don't know it. You want to be the one to say second chances aren't deserved?

That dog just don't hunt.

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That dog just don't hunt.

LOL

This fucking game. I'm like just throw it up to Randy Moss.. Oh wait, he has Troy Brown, Jabar Gaffney (right?)and THE EYES

haha u just convinced me 2 put it on

lol i am watching it rn too daria

OK Franco.jpg is killin me softly

O.J. Simpson had a second chance.

whoa dudes i missed when o.j. simpson came back to the league after not being convicted of murdering his wife...? WHERE WAS I

a second chance...at justice!

helping out with the search for the killer. dont you remember?

oh yeah now i do, it was ray lewis

so dallas's receivers suck now huh

They still have a Roy Williams and maybe good one.

Owen's pretty much screwed up McNabb's and Romo's public "persona". If he could take out Manning, I think they could do case studies on him in B-schools around the world.

T.O. isn't a player, he's a football consultant

xp ok but roy williams did nothing in DAL and crayton and austin pretty much blow

dont forget witten

yeah just talkin about WRs; just findin reasons to hate on dallas (i really don't even hate them that much but the irony of this is that no team needs TO more than they do and if jerry jones really wanted to do something for them he would hire a coach whose balls had dropped)

i used to read the cowboys blog @ dallas morning news just for the lols and.. it's one of those situations where, standing outside, you just wonder how somebody doesn't tell jerry jones the completely obvious stuff about how screwed up the organization is.. but i wonder the same thing about dan snyder.

someone mercifully put on the caps/leafs @ the bar so i didn't have to watch epic 2nd half collapse. that fucking game, how did that happen? also the two biggest hipsters at my work -> browns fan, titans fan.

hockey is "merciful"?

i used to read the cowboys blog @ dallas morning news just for the lols and.. it's one of those situations where, standing outside, you just wonder how somebody doesn't tell jerry jones the completely obvious stuff about how screwed up the organization is.. but i wonder the same thing about dan snyder.

another obvious example here is the raiders

anything is more merciful than the '06 afc championship.

my story for that game is that my buddy had an uncle who won the lottery and bought this ridiculous house. the uncle went to that game so we got to go to the house and use the basement movie theater. we were pumped as hell; sitting in these theater seats, drinking beers, watching the game on a huge screen. everything felt so right and fell apart so fast. now i never want to go back to that goddamn house.

damn that sounds so fuckn dope until the end

T.O. crying while Manning brow beats him in that voice would be pretty classic.

^lolling pretty hard at this mental image

when that game actually happened, i turned off the tv for the final few minutes of the game, by then certain it wouldn't end well. i'm sure there is some anti-patriots conspiracy™ here that i should know about, maybe the refs making some bogus pass interference calls to help indy? not sure what is the appropriate conspiracy this time.

another obvious example here is the raiders
what america needs in these troubled economic times is another career advice guide, one that basically explains to everyone in every profession: DO NOT PLAY FOR THE RAIDERS. i've tried to stage interventions before with ppl at my last job who all have stockholm syndrome or something, and maybe i should just keep it simple for them. this place is a trap. talent will wither and die here. you might think you are that one person who is going to get paid and come out of it OK and build a solid foundation for your career, but.. you won't because it's the RAIDERS.

^^a handle of 120 proof otm

i had a dream last night abt these guys starting their own franschise:

coach - jon gruden, GM - Adam Schefter & starting with favre and terrell...maybe throw in vick and plaxico also and build from there

Patriots send a 5th rounder to the Eagles, Eagles send Greg Lewis and a 7th rounder to the Pats

Tampa Bay Buccaneers Re-signed safety Jermaine Phillips, tight end Jerramy Stevens and wide receiver Cortez Hankton.

WASHINGTON—Redskins coach Jim Zorn reportedly asked new defensive tackle Albert Haynesworth to begin bulking up Monday, claiming that by adding 2,400 pounds to his frame the All-Pro could improve his run-stuffing ability by single-handedly filling every gap on the defensive line. "Albert could be a dominant force if he just put on a couple thousand pounds," Zorn said of the two-time Pro Bowler, who signed a seven-year, $100 million contract with the team last week. "If he adds some mass to his shoulders, neck, and chest, and especially along his sides and the ends of his arms, there's not an offensive line in the league that will be able to move him, not even with help from a tight end." According to Redskins trainers, Haynesworth has been placed on a strict diet consisting of grilled chicken breasts, a green salad, and a giant barrel of lard at every meal.

T.O. is visiting the bills!!

signings totally not in character...i think its a good gamble tho. what say you horseshoe

Pretty affordable deal. 1 yr 6.5mil

horseshoooooooeeeeee

:-0

I SAID NO NY

Shit now he's playing the pats twice a year, great, they couldn't trade him out of a division I follow?

It's the Bills, they have had a QB controversy since Jim Kelly retired, so T.O. should be perfect.

idk if losman vs. edwards is much of a controversy

if by QB controversy, u mean "all this qbs are useless." (except flutie <3)

and j0rdan's right, edwards, even with his lackluster end of season, is clearly better than losman.

You have to admit, outside the Bills moving to "x" storyline, the QB situation has been about the only story that gets a bunch of press for Buffalo.

LB mike peterson signs w/falcons, 3 years - i guess he'll be playing OLB, which I think he played back in his Indy days

fun fact adrian peterson (crappy chicago version) is his brother

the st louis rams have released Orlando Pace

nflpa reporting that ray lewis' new contract is actually a 7-year (!) deal, not 3 as previously reported

pats sign leigh bodden, in addition to previously signed shawn springs - i think u can already consider this an excellent offseason for them, cuz the secondary they were fielding last year was jawdroppingly bad

7 year contract must be one of those things where they'll just release him after 4 years or something cuz that is fucking insane

maybe it's a 3 year contract for playing and then after 4 years they move him to lb coach

the parade of ex-jets continues in cleveland. Rumor has it that Emerson Boozer is being courted.

I'm sorry, brownie. Seriously. I hate watching this happen.

i'm playing wait and see with this Mangini fellow. like a man on his deathbed I am oddly calm.

Joe Klecko was spotted at a Cleveland Cavs game, they say he might be the answer for the Browns at DT.