fuckin wit the offseason in 09

I think Wes would cold knock him the fuck out.

before or after the raping?

Some combination thereof.

gonna say this once FUCK YOU OWENS

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he's not going to steal away gisele, be reasonable

i didn't say she would be willing o_O

t.o. has manipulative powers that svengali would be envious of however

i mean, have you SEEN these?
http://bp3.blogger.com/_X_d6JjJ00I4/SEV0GY7nnRI/AAAAAAAANvY/f4HiaMdmrxs/s400/terrell+owens.jpg

Bold idea: TO to the Colts.

omg that would be so incredible

Peyton has never actually acknowledged the existence of TO, has he?

They've never played in the same conference!

Honestly, though, they would be fucking scary, and if Peyton can't keep TO in line, no one can.

i think peyton might be the perfect foil to t.o., actually, as long as he turns every attempted t.o. coup into positive reinforcement a la the mastercard commercial.

Also, I bet TO would really enjoy playing for a black coach, and especially a "classy" one in the Dungy/Caldwell vein.

hahahah every redskins blog is freaking the f out, for real

http://misterirrelevant.com/index.php/2009/03/05/if-the-skins-sign-to-then-i-quit/

dan, is ure favorite player Matt Birk? i feel like he would be, since he's a harvard viking and shit

I like him a lot, MN will miss him ;_;

he was a freshman when I was a senior!

shawn springs to the pats
(probably I am the only one who cares about this)

is he old and bad or old and good

Bold idea: TO to the Colts.

― Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Thursday, March 5, 2009 1:23 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

okay wow i have to go lie down and marinate on this

i think peyton might kill him?

okay wow i have to go lie down and marinate on this

― horseshoe, Thursday, March 5, 2009 3:47 PM (16 seconds ago) Bookmark

lolll

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=3955441

"Bills' Lynch pleads guilty to one gun charge"

^^^obv an 1p3er

Seriously though, Wayne + TO + Gonzalez + Clark would be terrifying.

Why are the Eagles getting rid of everyone?

i honestly will not miss Birk, no offense dan.

I never got over the shady passive aggressive shit he was pulling in the late days of Randy Moss on our local sports talk radio. and his fucking holding the team ransom on his year long rehab.

he's one of those "classy" guys that's sort of more a prima donna on the low than dudes that have a bad rap IMO.

sort of a marvin harrison phantom dbag then?

i think every team with a single prima donna lightning rod for criticism has one of those secret DL creeps playing mind games in the locker room while conveying a noble & selfless public image.

herm edwards was just on espn talking about t.o. and said tenn would be a good fit for him w/ all the veterans there - kind of intriguing altho i think he would die in a run 1st and 2nd offense

herm was good on espn too

fisher would chew him up and leave him on the bench if he fucked around; don't know how that would play it out, but I'd be curious to see. Wherever he goes now, it's pretty much last chance.

I just can't understand why the Cowboys would cut TO. How does that help them in any way???

My god if the Jets were to talk Favre to come out of retirement and signed TO, I swear they could change the name of ESPN to JETSTV.

The thing is that if the Colts signed Owens there would be tons of NFL Films footage of Peyton Manning when he gets into his high pitched pissy voice. The guy doesn't exactly come across like Charles Bronson on the sidelines in that Americas Game. The scene when Manning gets all up in Saturday's face, he is pissed and yelling at him, but there is a little bit of Barney Fife in the voice that doesn't quite jive. T.O. crying while Manning brow beats him in that voice would be pretty classic. It would also be funny to see if playing one year with T.O. could completely destroy Manning's marketing opportunities. Owen's pretty much screwed up McNabb's and Romo's public "persona". If he could take out Manning, I think they could do case studies on him in B-schools around the world.

The best part about the Cowboys cutting Owens is that it cost Jerry Jones 9 million bucks. Take mind, the dude has enough millions that he could afford to toss 9 mil into the trash, but still any rich asshole knows when they blew 9 million bucks (unless it is up their nose).

i think every team with a single prima donna lightning rod for criticism has one of those secret DL creeps playing mind games in the locker room while conveying a noble & selfless public image.

― court suggester (omar little), Thursday, March 5, 2009 11:15 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

^^pretty much...chris carter really tried to do this two, but to less effect than birk....

birk is also white, ivy league, and from MN so he's got a lot of pluses in his column with most people.

My god if the Jets were to talk Favre to come out of retirement and signed TO, I swear they could change the name of ESPN to JETSTV.

i havent heard anything like this but if it happens i will die and enter the best heaven of all the heavens

Guys. I am at a work happy hour and they got tables in front of the one TV with NFL network on.. playing the effing 06 pats - colts title game! FAAAACK

The eyes of Reche Caldwell will haunt me for days

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Why were Reche Caldwell eyes so big during the game tonight?

Are they always that big, or is it because he's dropped two sure passes? Or is because he took an illegal substance before the game? Man I bet they are really big now cause they just lost.

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Oh my God, I totally agree with you. I was calling him "Eyes McGee", I was like what the hell is up with his eyes tonight. I am glad to see I am not the only one who noticed. lol lol lol

ok Eyes McGee is pure brilliance

also i know it's been a while, but i think a fake gear column is in order if and when t.o. or mike vick gets picked up

Second chances. Everyone deserves them.

Even Michael Vick.

Whoa, not so fast, you might say. He killed dogs for sport. He deserves to be banned from the game of football forever.

Hold on a second.

What kind of a society are we if we don't give everyone the chance to prove their mistake was just that?

A mistake.

And if we don't give Michael Vick a second chance, what are we really saying about him?

Darryl Strawberry had a second chance.

O.J. Simpson had a second chance.

Heck, Terrell Owens has had two, going on three second chances.

Doesn't Michael Vick deserve at least one?

Sure, you say. But the dog thing. What about that?

Well I say he's still a young man, one who has hopefully outgrown his wayward ways of youth. He needs our support, our care, and yes, our love. Because if we don't give him any of that, we might as well cast some stones at ourselves, because we've all been given second chances before, even if we don't know it. You want to be the one to say second chances aren't deserved?

That dog just don't hunt.

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That dog just don't hunt.

LOL

This fucking game. I'm like just throw it up to Randy Moss.. Oh wait, he has Troy Brown, Jabar Gaffney (right?)and THE EYES

haha u just convinced me 2 put it on

lol i am watching it rn too daria

OK Franco.jpg is killin me softly

O.J. Simpson had a second chance.

whoa dudes i missed when o.j. simpson came back to the league after not being convicted of murdering his wife...? WHERE WAS I