fuckin wit the offseason in 09

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Freaked out by http://www.flickr.com/photos/lov-ela/2404420080/in/set-72157602100736125/

gooder dan a mug, lol (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 4 March 2009 16:09 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.flickr.com/photos/lov-ela/2117991237/in/set-72157602100736125/

thank u photoshop

итало электро брейк (daria-g), Wednesday, 4 March 2009 16:22 (seventeen years ago)

my favorite obese football player, grady jackson (aka gravy jackson), signs a multiyear deal w/the lions... mourn ya till i join ya dogg ;_;

s1ocki kong country (cankles), Wednesday, 4 March 2009 17:04 (seventeen years ago)

http://media.scout.com/Media/Image/49/490603.jpg

there's really nobody else like him in the game... and he's had a 14 year career! that's basically impossible

s1ocki kong country (cankles), Wednesday, 4 March 2009 17:04 (seventeen years ago)

also derrick ward joined the sucs

s1ocki kong country (cankles), Wednesday, 4 March 2009 17:08 (seventeen years ago)

wow he is very fat

burt_stanton and ernie (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 4 March 2009 18:51 (seventeen years ago)

Lions missed having a fattey around

http://img150.imageshack.us/img150/8457/wowlolqh3.jpg

mullah mangenius (brownie), Wednesday, 4 March 2009 20:32 (seventeen years ago)

that's photoshopped right?

gooder dan a mug, lol (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 4 March 2009 21:46 (seventeen years ago)

looks kinda smashed but it's not far off

mullah mangenius (brownie), Wednesday, 4 March 2009 21:53 (seventeen years ago)

laveranues coles signs with the bengals for 4/$28m

'event horizon' director paul WS anderson (omar little), Wednesday, 4 March 2009 22:53 (seventeen years ago)

me (2:53:17 PM): A day after losing wide receiver T.J. Houshmandzadeh, the Cincinnati Bengals replaced him by agreeing to a contract with former New York Jets wide receiver Laveranues Coles.
gf (2:53:25 PM): !!!damn!!it's my man laravenues

'event horizon' director paul WS anderson (omar little), Wednesday, 4 March 2009 22:55 (seventeen years ago)

hangin' out at the laravenues.
On the one hand I'm sad cuz it's the bengals and on the other hand he's making good money, so i'm torn.

gooder dan a mug, lol (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 4 March 2009 23:15 (seventeen years ago)

lol laravenus

2 Many Omas (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 5 March 2009 00:49 (seventeen years ago)

matt birk signs w/vikes

s1ocki kong country (cankles), Thursday, 5 March 2009 04:10 (seventeen years ago)

er, ravens

s1ocki kong country (cankles), Thursday, 5 March 2009 04:10 (seventeen years ago)

ray lewis re-signs w/ravens

s1ocki kong country (cankles), Thursday, 5 March 2009 04:13 (seventeen years ago)

philip buchanan to the lions; lamont jordan 2 broncos

s1ocki kong country (cankles), Thursday, 5 March 2009 04:15 (seventeen years ago)

damn phil

Tuo Live Crew (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 5 March 2009 04:32 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.nomaas.org/images/drudge_siren.gif ~*~*~*~*COWBOYS RELEASE TERRELL OWENS*~*~*~*~ http://www.nomaas.org/images/drudge_siren.gif

s1ocki kong country (cankles), Thursday, 5 March 2009 05:42 (seventeen years ago)

http://z.about.com/d/lost/1/0/g/Q/-/-/Claire_CPR.jpg

Tuo Live Crew (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 5 March 2009 05:46 (seventeen years ago)

Owens drew attention to himself during training camp by dressing up as a pro cyclist while riding a stationary bike

lmao this was hilarious

Tuo Live Crew (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 5 March 2009 08:44 (seventeen years ago)

and it seems to me
you lived your life
like a candle in the wind
never knowing who to cling to
when the rain set in

http://www.sportable.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/terrell-owens-popcorn-dallas1.jpg

and i would've liked to known you
but i was just a kid
your candle burned out long before
your legend ever did

http://weblogs.newsday.com/sports/watchdog/blog/terrell_owens_crying.jpg

lady burt stanton (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Thursday, 5 March 2009 15:39 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/football/giants/2009/03/04/2009-03-04_troubled_terrell_owens_leaving_cowboys_n.html

^^^ like that the daily news is already on teh "plz giants don't sign this guy to replace shoot 'em up" tip

lady burt stanton (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Thursday, 5 March 2009 15:39 (seventeen years ago)

s1ocki kong country (cankles), Thursday, 5 March 2009 16:11 (seventeen years ago)

safety roy williams also released

s1ocki kong country (cankles), Thursday, 5 March 2009 16:22 (seventeen years ago)

PLEASE no TO in NY

gooder dan a mug, lol (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 5 March 2009 16:24 (seventeen years ago)

that would be so awesome, come on

mookieproof, Thursday, 5 March 2009 16:26 (seventeen years ago)

stephen a. smith playing the role of t.o.'s agent on espn

'event horizon' director paul WS anderson (omar little), Thursday, 5 March 2009 16:52 (seventeen years ago)

t.o. to new england would be awesome imo

'event horizon' director paul WS anderson (omar little), Thursday, 5 March 2009 16:53 (seventeen years ago)

mookie, i would only dig that if Jacobs and TO developed some sort of weird buddycop relationship where Eli was "The Commish"

i can see him at the jets before the giants honestly

gooder dan a mug, lol (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 5 March 2009 16:56 (seventeen years ago)

xp they can sign a reinstated vick as a backup qb and have an official "most hated team" crowning ceremony in the gilette parking lot.

He grew in Pussyville. Population: him. (call all destroyer), Thursday, 5 March 2009 16:56 (seventeen years ago)

t.o. to new england would be awesome imo

― 'event horizon' director paul WS anderson (omar little), Thursday, March 5, 2009 10:53 AM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark

omg this would be a symphony

Tuo Live Crew (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 5 March 2009 17:01 (seventeen years ago)

oh my god t.o. to the pats would be amazing

lady burt stanton (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Thursday, 5 March 2009 18:06 (seventeen years ago)

guys i got a good feeling about this

'event horizon' director paul WS anderson (omar little), Thursday, 5 March 2009 18:06 (seventeen years ago)

: D

'event horizon' director paul WS anderson (omar little), Thursday, 5 March 2009 18:06 (seventeen years ago)

T.O. going to the Pats would be brain-melting

Wes HI DEREson (HI DERE), Thursday, 5 March 2009 18:07 (seventeen years ago)

lol dc slang "Bamma T.O."

i got messages from a couple skins fans immediately like DAN SNYDER DO NOT SIGN THIS GUY

cooleyblog stepped up as well (no doubt they were freaking the f out knowing the owners' track record)
http://chriscooley47.blogspot.com/2009/03/tc-no-to.html

итало электро брейк (daria-g), Thursday, 5 March 2009 18:09 (seventeen years ago)

god t.o. in n.e. would be amazing, i predict that by week 5 he would have turned brady against moss, stolen away gisele, and raped wes welker.

'event horizon' director paul WS anderson (omar little), Thursday, 5 March 2009 18:12 (seventeen years ago)

I think Wes would cold knock him the fuck out.

gooder dan a mug, lol (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 5 March 2009 18:14 (seventeen years ago)

before or after the raping?

Wes HI DEREson (HI DERE), Thursday, 5 March 2009 18:14 (seventeen years ago)

Some combination thereof.

gooder dan a mug, lol (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 5 March 2009 18:15 (seventeen years ago)

gonna say this once FUCK YOU OWENS

the thick man from the late "imp!" clusterfucks (k3vin k.), Thursday, 5 March 2009 18:16 (seventeen years ago)

http://photos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v132/219/102/15934249/n15934249_36277911_1398.jpg

Passantino might be gone, but his spirit lives on (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 5 March 2009 18:16 (seventeen years ago)

he's not going to steal away gisele, be reasonable

lady burt stanton (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Thursday, 5 March 2009 18:19 (seventeen years ago)

i didn't say she would be willing o_O

'event horizon' director paul WS anderson (omar little), Thursday, 5 March 2009 18:19 (seventeen years ago)

t.o. has manipulative powers that svengali would be envious of however

'event horizon' director paul WS anderson (omar little), Thursday, 5 March 2009 18:20 (seventeen years ago)

i mean, have you SEEN these?
http://bp3.blogger.com/_X_d6JjJ00I4/SEV0GY7nnRI/AAAAAAAANvY/f4HiaMdmrxs/s400/terrell+owens.jpg

gooder dan a mug, lol (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 5 March 2009 18:21 (seventeen years ago)

Bold idea: TO to the Colts.

Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Thursday, 5 March 2009 18:23 (seventeen years ago)


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