brett favre is having fun

guys i kind of hope hard living is actually the story behind what happened to peyton manning, i would like that story VERY VERY much actually.

Hard living = 95% of the US sports media up your ass like Lemmywinks about not being able to win the Big Game. Also, chasing Eli around.

#1 gis:
http://thebestsportsblog.com/images/2006/04/Favre.jpg

peter king's top 15 list:

9. Green Bay (2-0): Play of the day: Brett Favre, 37, double-pumps under pressure to avoid a deflection, then lays a perfectly led three-yard out pattern into the hands of Donald Lee. Thing of beauty. That capped a 9-of-9 drive that made Favre look like he was 27, not 37.

I want Peter King to have as much fun as Brett Farve is having.

when does he become cialis spokesman, next year?

one of the bartenders at my local told me a hilarious brett favre story.

...yes?

oh! you want to hear it?

yes!

yes plz!!!

:D

well this guy used to be a bartender in alabama (? is that where the big "everyone in sports goes here" physical rehab facility is?). one night brett favre shows up at their club. the bouncer, who is apparently a v short man, asks for his id, to which favre replies, "psht. you know who i am." the bouncer says something along the lines of, "i don't care who you are. i need your id." favre gets kind of stroppy about this, repeating that the guy obviously knows who he is, so on and so forth. favre, still refusing to show id for god knows what reason, proceeds to push past the short bouncer to get into the club. the bouncer then picks up favre, literally, and hurls him out of the club, telling him to come back when he has an id.

the end :D

:D

god, what a jackass!

PAINKILLAZ

"People say, 'What is the secret?'" Favre said of NFL's third-longest streak for consecutive starts. "Well, there is no secret. I think there are several factors, luck being a big part of that, maybe the biggest factor. If you play long enough, you figure at some point something is going to keep you out of the game: flu, sprained ankle, broken bone, whatever."

hmm

http://thebestsportsblog.com/images/2006/10/favre.jpg

http://bestmessageboardever.com/uploads/monthly_09_2007/post-1452-1190147368.jpg

SNORG SIGHTING

hahahaha

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v212/etienne_saint/farvewtf.jpg

wait...waht

yeah dr. thomas andrews the knee surgeon guy everyone goes to is in birmingham.

dr z says:

Green Bay Packers (2-0)
Mike McCarthy, the coach, said he wanted Brett Favre to show more consistency, which means a higher completion percentage, this year. Against the Giants he completed 76.3 percent (29-for-38) , aided largely by 14 straight at the start of the second half. He's normally not a high percentage thrower. The last time he topped Sunday's mark was in Game 6 against Minnesota in 2005 (28 for 36 for 77.8), 28 contests ago. See that, you tell the kid to do something and he does it. Who says he's not coachable?

420, duuuuuuude

Whoever was on FOX radio today specifically described Farves's game today as one where he was having a lot of fun.

jay mariotti:

``Football Night in America'' was a Dark Night in Chicago. Not only have the Cowboys replaced the Bears as conference favorites, the Packers are 3-0 and two games up in the NFC North. Grossman's inconsistency is more maddening when juxtaposed aganst the verve of Brett Favre, who is 37 going on 17 and back as the league's biggest feel-good story. Earlier, Favre whipped a game-winning pass that would have cut through a concrete barrier. It was a howitzer throw, leading wideout Greg Jennings perfectly on an inside slant and sprint for a 57-yard touchdown. You know what this means, I know what this means.

i knows what it means

17yo is kinda young. "He's playing like a high schooler" isn't really a compliment.

"he's playing like a pop warner player" wouldn't be really accurate tho.

one of the bartenders at my local told me a hilarious brett favre story.

my dad got punched out by a drunk paul hornung at a wedding once.

http://i.usatoday.net/sports/football/nfl/_graphics/favre-tracker-98.jpg

my dad got punched out by a drunk paul hornung at a wedding once.

-- chicago kevin, Monday, September 24, 2007 8:35 PM (54 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

there's gotta be more to this story!!!! i drove by a big billboard that read "paul's louisville" this morning.

god i hate brett favre. i'm going to have to watch him break the TD record this week.

a guy my dad grew up with played for the packers and i guess the golden boy had a snootful and was acting on a sense of entitlement with someone else's date. things escalated and my dad stepped in to tell everyone to either shut the fuck up or take it to the parking lot when hornung clocked him.

I like Favre less and less the more time passes.

such a gormless fuckwit

his 2016 biographer recently went on twitter & was basically like “dont read my book, he sucks” which to me says everything that he’s only coming out & saying that ~now~ bc he misused welfare funds but not bc he was a creep with women for like, ever. oh NOW he’s trash? thanks for the newsflash pal

judging by the stories that were swirling around about him in Green Bay during the 90s all I can say is he was pretty lucky to have played most of his career in a pre-smartphone, pre-internet era

"If you were to pay me is there anyway the media can find out where it came from and how much?" Favre asked New in 2017.

After telling Favre that "we never have that information publicized," she circled back to him the next day.

"Wow, just got off the phone with Phil Bryant! He is on board with us! We will get this done!" New told Favre.

This is the level of coded language and subterfuge I would expect from any scheme involving Brett Favre.

true story my Mom was the director of corporate giving for a pretty well known company in Wisconsin and he apparently tried to pull the exact same scam here. she didn't tell me for months afterwards though because she knew I was a big Packer fan lol