here's a pats thread for everyone to talk about patritos shit because nobody else cares

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(xp) i ain't no coach but the dude is smart and inspirational and can run the football and could probably be a perfectly good clipboard-holding backup qb for some second division nfl team somewhere. right? right???

fact checking cuz, Saturday, 31 August 2013 22:49 (ten years ago) link

fcc it's pretty well-documented that they tried using tebow to get through to hernandez at florida and it didn't accomplish anything

call all destroyer, Saturday, 31 August 2013 22:53 (ten years ago) link

i like the theory but i'm pretty sure it was just belichick seeing if he could work his magic

J0rdan S., Saturday, 31 August 2013 22:53 (ten years ago) link

also it's known that belichick has a persistent boner for urban meyer players so he was probably unable to stem his curiosity

J0rdan S., Saturday, 31 August 2013 22:54 (ten years ago) link

whatever qualities tebow has they are not sufficient for him to contribute in the nfl. there is no role for him except maybe goal line qb for a team that has a shitty qb anyway, or he would be great catching screen passes i bet. so basically the jets was the perfect spot for him and it still didn't work out. go gentle into that good night, timmy.

Roberto Spiralli, Saturday, 31 August 2013 22:59 (ten years ago) link

(xxxp) true but i'm not sure that would stop the patriots from trying. especially after (a) they spent $40 million on the guy and (b) he came to them crying for help (if you can believe the rolling stone story).

fact checking cuz, Saturday, 31 August 2013 22:59 (ten years ago) link

Tebow is gonna crush it on the Rough Riders or the Argonauts or something

polyphonic, Saturday, 31 August 2013 23:50 (ten years ago) link

Actually he would be an interesting arena league guy

polyphonic, Saturday, 31 August 2013 23:51 (ten years ago) link

i realized today that even if tebow announced his retirement we'd have to deal with "[team x's] qb hurt WILL THEY CALL TEBOW" stories for at least five years

J0rdan S., Sunday, 1 September 2013 00:08 (ten years ago) link

oh we're nowhere near out of the woods

call all destroyer, Sunday, 1 September 2013 00:29 (ten years ago) link

the real question: what does joe namath think about tebow

mookieproof, Sunday, 1 September 2013 00:30 (ten years ago) link

he wants to kiss him

Panaïs Pnin (The Yellow Kid), Sunday, 1 September 2013 03:34 (ten years ago) link

lol

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 1 September 2013 04:08 (ten years ago) link

leon washington release expected but marquice cole? he seemed like at least useful, flexible secondary depth, which was already kinda thin.

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 2 September 2013 00:12 (ten years ago) link

cole back. $ i guess

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 2 September 2013 16:36 (ten years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BTfmSafCcAAfF-I.jpg

Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 6 September 2013 17:35 (ten years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWKEeWi2tEM

Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 6 September 2013 22:53 (ten years ago) link

o lol, i thought i was on the week 1 thread and we were talking about the denver touchback

One burly voice screamed and that was one of many. (forksclovetofu), Friday, 6 September 2013 23:07 (ten years ago) link

well you were half right

Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 6 September 2013 23:14 (ten years ago) link

vereen breaks out...for a few weeks with a wrist injury

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 9 September 2013 20:07 (ten years ago) link

just went to espn to see what all info they published about this and got momentarily distracted by giant ads in the boston section for the DUNKIN DONUTS GRONK CHOMP CHALLENGE. perfect

seriously, THIS GUY (daria-g), Monday, 9 September 2013 20:26 (ten years ago) link

lol boston

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 9 September 2013 20:32 (ten years ago) link

GRONK CHOMP

One burly voice screamed and that was one of many. (forksclovetofu), Monday, 9 September 2013 20:39 (ten years ago) link

lol boston

― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, September 9, 2013 4:32 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lag∞n, Monday, 9 September 2013 23:37 (ten years ago) link

http://www.gronkchomp.com/desktop/_img/header.gif

seriously, THIS GUY (daria-g), Tuesday, 10 September 2013 00:47 (ten years ago) link

i only live here but, damn it, i'm still proud

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 10 September 2013 00:48 (ten years ago) link

omg that's almost as good as Stuffy/Eli

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 10 September 2013 01:00 (ten years ago) link

two weeks pass...

http://i.imgur.com/HP2G7ao.jpg

even tho power rankings are the worst shit in sports journalism, this lil tool espn has is pretty cool. this is the afc east alpha by nickname. i totally don't remember miami being a top 5 power 2002/3. i guess that was ricky and a defense.

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 24 September 2013 18:12 (ten years ago) link

the great 2011 bills. oh the naivety.

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 24 September 2013 18:14 (ten years ago) link

rip vincent lamar, you irreplaceable you ;_;

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 30 September 2013 11:41 (ten years ago) link

dammit.

he had been unusually quiet to start this season but not someone i want to go to the playoffs without.

call all destroyer, Monday, 30 September 2013 12:43 (ten years ago) link

lol @ "LeGarrette Blount's 49-yard touchdown run was the team's longest since LaMont Jordan's 49-yard TD run against the Oakland Raiders on Dec. 14, 2008."

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 30 September 2013 13:56 (ten years ago) link

now that is a guy i had completely forgotten about

call all destroyer, Monday, 30 September 2013 13:59 (ten years ago) link

right?

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 30 September 2013 14:02 (ten years ago) link

i still dont remember him

ภค๓ครՇє (lag∞n), Monday, 30 September 2013 15:41 (ten years ago) link

he joined the pats for just a year after some success in the mid-90s with 'this is how we do it'

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 30 September 2013 15:49 (ten years ago) link

https://twitter.com/mrs75/status/385082780365094913

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 1 October 2013 17:04 (ten years ago) link

he looks fine. might miss the trip to cincinnati but should be good to go next week.

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 1 October 2013 17:07 (ten years ago) link

So was it an achilles or not?

Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 1 October 2013 17:25 (ten years ago) link

yep it was surgery on a torn achilles

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 1 October 2013 17:27 (ten years ago) link

bummer central

lag∞n, Tuesday, 1 October 2013 17:49 (ten years ago) link

trying to stay #bostonstrong

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 1 October 2013 17:51 (ten years ago) link

I <3 Wilfork. He should do tv while he's out of commission.

Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 1 October 2013 17:58 (ten years ago) link

he and freeney should have a tv show whey they roadtrip across america in wheelchairs

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 1 October 2013 18:03 (ten years ago) link

They should have a prank show, except their target every week for every prank is Albert Haynesworth.

Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 1 October 2013 18:06 (ten years ago) link

haha would watch. i close my eyes and i'm already watching.

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 1 October 2013 18:08 (ten years ago) link

might miss the trip to cincinnati but should be good to go next week.

― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, October 1, 2013 1:07 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark

hold on he's gonna be back from a torn achilles in 2 weeks?

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 1 October 2013 18:26 (ten years ago) link

sad lols

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 1 October 2013 18:34 (ten years ago) link


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