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Occam's Razor etc

DJP, Thursday, 27 June 2013 16:11 (ten years ago) link

cutting pretty close there

i didn't even give much of a fuck that you were mod (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 27 June 2013 16:13 (ten years ago) link

unfortunate display name

@@ron h3rnandez is coming to hang out at my apartment tonight, n/h

― originoo gun kl0pper (k3vin k.), Saturday, January 29, 2011 3:27 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

johnny crunch, Thursday, 27 June 2013 16:22 (ten years ago) link

I was joking about the psychopath comment above, but if these latest allegations are true, wow.

Rod Steel (musicfanatic), Thursday, 27 June 2013 16:23 (ten years ago) link

Hernandez became a father on Nov. 6 and said he intended to change his ways: "Now, another one is looking up to me. I can't just be young and reckless Aaron no more. I'm going to try to do the right things."

polyphonic, Thursday, 27 June 2013 16:39 (ten years ago) link

I am only going to kill for the right reasons

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 27 June 2013 16:45 (ten years ago) link

the jigsaw pieces are fitting together a little too cleanly here. CIA conspiracy right?

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 27 June 2013 16:55 (ten years ago) link

Odin Lloyd (3:07 a.m.): "Did you see who I am with?"

[no response]

Odin Lloyd (3:11 a.m.): "Hello?"

Sister (3:19 a.m.): "My was phone dead. Who?"

Odin Lloyd (3:22 a.m.): "NFL."

Odin Lloyd (3:23 a.m.): "Just so you know."

Lloyd's sister saw him leave the house with Hernandez and two other men at 2:30 a.m., the prosecution says.

The prosecution says Lloyd was murdered between 3:23 and 3:27, and that workers in a nearby plant heard gunshots.

He was 27.

Shock G Mo Collier (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Thursday, 27 June 2013 17:44 (ten years ago) link

breaking: police uncover mass grave in gillette stadium end zone

am0n, Thursday, 27 June 2013 17:59 (ten years ago) link

(CNN) -- Aaron Hernandez, the former NFL tight end charged with murder in the death last week of an acquaintance, is now being investigated in connection with a double slaying in Boston's South End in July 2012, a law enforcement source close to the investigation told CNN.

The source gave no indication whether there was any connection between that investigation and Hernandez's current murder charge.

What is known is that the Boston Police Department has located and impounded a silver SUV with Rhode Island registration that police have been trying to find for almost a year, that's linked to the scene of a double homicide in 2012, the source said.

Investigators believe that Hernandez was renting the SUV at the time of those killings, the source said.

christmas candy bar (al leong), Thursday, 27 June 2013 19:29 (ten years ago) link

Hernandez cleared waivers

polyphonic, Thursday, 27 June 2013 20:26 (ten years ago) link

lol

call all destroyer, Thursday, 27 June 2013 20:27 (ten years ago) link

cleaved wavers

i didn't even give much of a fuck that you were mod (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 27 June 2013 20:28 (ten years ago) link

the jets should pick him up

J0rdan S., Thursday, 27 June 2013 20:38 (ten years ago) link

i had a quick look at jets msgboards to see if i could find something good and although there was a good amount of sticking the knife in, as often people were saying "but seriously, if this guy is available and they let him play..."

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 27 June 2013 20:42 (ten years ago) link

hahahahaha omg

DJP, Thursday, 27 June 2013 20:43 (ten years ago) link

oh man there's more! hernandez is now being linked to a brutal choking that took place in indianapolis in feb 2012

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 27 June 2013 20:53 (ten years ago) link

haaaaaaaaa

DJP, Thursday, 27 June 2013 20:54 (ten years ago) link

loll

J0rdan S., Thursday, 27 June 2013 20:57 (ten years ago) link

sorry that was a horrible groaner but once it formed i had to get it out

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 27 June 2013 20:58 (ten years ago) link

source?

am0n, Thursday, 27 June 2013 21:19 (ten years ago) link

;-)

am0n, Thursday, 27 June 2013 21:19 (ten years ago) link

well then

@AdamSchefter: Boston PD has located red SUV with RI plates it was looking for as identified in July 2012 homicide. Hernandez rented it.

J0rdan S., Thursday, 27 June 2013 22:05 (ten years ago) link

i guess he's not a serial killer in the true definition of the term but uhhhhhhhh

J0rdan S., Thursday, 27 June 2013 22:11 (ten years ago) link

he's somewhere between rae carruth and jimmy "the gent" burke

christmas candy bar (al leong), Thursday, 27 June 2013 22:14 (ten years ago) link

i don't think hernandez is a psychopath or anything... just a guy with a terrible combination of anger, hubris and stupidity

i mean the guy rented multiple cars IN HIS OWN NAME that he used in murders

J0rdan S., Thursday, 27 June 2013 22:16 (ten years ago) link

breaking: police uncover mass grave in gillette stadium end zone

― am0n, Thursday, June 27, 2013 1:59 PM (4 hours ago) Bookmark

lol

i wanna be a gabbneb baby (Hungry4Ass), Thursday, 27 June 2013 22:17 (ten years ago) link

i'm wondering about how they found this rental car, why it took so long to find it...is all this coming from unearthed witnesses rolling over on him?

christmas candy bar (al leong), Friday, 28 June 2013 00:40 (ten years ago) link

probably found his diary

Neanderthal, Friday, 28 June 2013 00:59 (ten years ago) link

Colleague at work leans into my doorway this morning: "so... it turns out I'm neighbors with Aaron Hernandez". Me: "what?". She: "apparently he was renting one of the units at our complex. There was a black Hummer sitting in the parking lot, and they just towed it away".

collardio gelatinous, Friday, 28 June 2013 01:14 (ten years ago) link

They've probably gotten access to his credit card records and can track all his car rentals back for a few years and isolate VINs.

Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Friday, 28 June 2013 02:11 (ten years ago) link

I’ve known Matt Light a long time and I have never - and I mean NEVER - heard him speak ill of another player, not even a defensive linemen like the New York Giants’ Osi Umenyiora with whom his classic battles in the NFL trenches have included some extra-curriculars after the whistle.

But Tuesday when I asked the former New England Patriot star tackle about his old teammate - tight end Aaron Hernandez - his easy smile quickly vanished and he went silent for several seconds as he decided what, if anything, he would say.

“I never talk about other guys, but I will say I have never embraced - never believed in - anything Aaron Hernandez stood for,” Light finally said.

i wanna be a gabbneb baby (Hungry4Ass), Friday, 28 June 2013 08:40 (ten years ago) link

what does that mean, what did hernandez stand for

am0n, Friday, 28 June 2013 17:29 (ten years ago) link

shooting ppl, apparently

DJP, Friday, 28 June 2013 17:29 (ten years ago) link

shootings which came to light a week ago, he always stood for them

am0n, Friday, 28 June 2013 17:31 (ten years ago) link

stood for not returning rental cars apparently

Neanderthal, Friday, 28 June 2013 17:53 (ten years ago) link

They've probably gotten access to his credit card records and can track all his car rentals back for a few years and isolate VINs.

― Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever)

yeah i guess my question is wouldn't they have been able to figure it out before, if the car had been sought for awhile? maybe i'm misreading this part of the story. either way i wonder how many other people he may have actually murdered.

christmas candy bar (al leong), Friday, 28 June 2013 17:56 (ten years ago) link

probably combed twitter looking for victims

Neanderthal, Friday, 28 June 2013 17:58 (ten years ago) link

sounds like he adheres to the 'homie is that my briefcase' method of execution

christmas candy bar (al leong), Friday, 28 June 2013 18:01 (ten years ago) link

hahaha, the patriots are doing a hernandez jersey amnesty. bring your hernandez jersey in on july 6 or 7 and swap it for a player who is less likely to be a murderer. that is classic. really though, you gotta keep it. this would almost be on a par with when i returned my nirvana tour ticket for a refund :/

Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 28 June 2013 20:29 (ten years ago) link

I'm not gonna lie, when this all broke I was this close to buying Hernandez jerseys to sell on eBay

big black nemesis, Puya chilensis (DJP), Friday, 28 June 2013 20:31 (ten years ago) link

patriots aren't even bothering to do the whole 'he'll have his day in court' façade are they

Neanderthal, Friday, 28 June 2013 20:37 (ten years ago) link

i am hugely averse to anything that perpetuates the assumed guilt/trial by media bullshit so it sucks how this went down, but it was totally in character for the organization and you don't know what else they knew about him. maybe the matt light thing points to something substantive, maybe it's a 30-something white midwesterner talking about a young hispanic dude. there is no great sense of shock emanating from the environs of gillette stadium tho. i've yet to hear anyone say "he was the last person you would expect to do something like this".

Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 28 June 2013 20:46 (ten years ago) link

probably stems from when light asked aaron how his offseason went and he showed him execution-style murder pics.

christmas candy bar (al leong), Friday, 28 June 2013 20:49 (ten years ago) link

lol

Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 28 June 2013 20:51 (ten years ago) link

light didn't embrace what he saw nor did he, for the record, snitch on him

am0n, Friday, 28 June 2013 20:58 (ten years ago) link

there must've been some major locker room issues or some kind of disconnect from his teammates that belichick kept in house, idk.

christmas candy bar (al leong), Friday, 28 June 2013 21:06 (ten years ago) link

Hernandez was the only guy in the locker room who wouldn't participate in Belichick's pre-game puppy-eating ritual

big black nemesis, Puya chilensis (DJP), Friday, 28 June 2013 21:10 (ten years ago) link


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