here's a pats thread for everyone to talk about patritos shit because nobody else cares

i know, right!?

I feel like an nfl player says that to another nfl player at least 3x every single practice or game

"...and then Hernandez looked me in the eye and said 'I will kill your motherfucking labradoodle with my BARE FUCKING HANDS' and brandished a gun"

I'm worried about k3vin finding out this news.

http://opieandanthony.me/img/brady_fu_b.gif

"fudge, you bitches"

in a bizarre outburst in a boston area karaoke bar, hernandez was heard declaring to shocked onlookers "16 in the clip and one in the hole,
nate dogg is about to make some bodies turn cold". he continued to describe how he "laid all them busters down" and "let [his] gat explode".

lol

in fairness, the song on the prompter was "(You Make Me Feel Like) A Natural Woman"

haha

you don't wanna hear what he did the night when he got fajitas at Chilis and they weren't sizzlin

THE FAJITAS AT CHILIS ARE ALWAYS SIZZLIN DON'T TALK SHIT

*shoots neanderthal*

http://fc03.deviantart.net/fs10/i/2006/136/8/b/Raptor_Heaven_ala_Caveman_Hell_by_UberWang.jpg

this is really messed up :(

i haven't had the heart to ask my best friend what he knows

rip neanderthal

by "what he knows" i mean if he's talked to him, he's not involved at all

http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/MSNBC/Components/Photo/_new/130626-arron-hernandez-hmed-930a.photoblog600.jpg

the hell is going on there with his arms/shirt?

apparently he destroyed his arms so they couldn't be used in evidence against him

i would guess he was shirtless when they busted in and cuffed him, and they just threw the shirt over the top for decency

I like your first theory

esp. imagining how he destroyed that second arm

apparently he destroyed his arms so they couldn't be used in evidence against him

― Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, June 26, 2013 10:14 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lmao

HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

New England Patriots ‏@Patriots 1m
The New England #Patriots have released Aaron Hernandez.

piiiiiiiiiiiiss

it turns out he had diabetes

loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

ice cold

lol j0rd

it seems v odd that that was broken on the official twitter, right?

fucking hell

The team said in a statement: "A young man was murdered last week and we extend our sympathies to the family and friends who mourn his loss. Words cannot express the disappointment we feel knowing that one of our players was arrested as a result of this investigation. We realize that law enforcement investigations into this matter are ongoing. We support their efforts and respect the process. At this time, we believe this transaction is simply the right thing to do."

Hernandez, wearing a white V-neck T-shirt, long red athletic shorts and black sneakers, was led around 9 a.m. ET from the front door of his mansion with his hands in handcuffs behind his back inside the shirt and placed into a police cruiser, which quickly drove away.

He casually spit into some bushes on his way to the car.

"wearing" a white v-neck t-shirt.

"yeah this motherfucker is guilty" -- the patriots

so, with no one to throw the ball to now, i guess the pats need a different type of qb

can't really blame the Patriots, in fact I'm glad they took this step. If Hernandez somehow got through this with little or no punishment, I would not feel very comfortable with the Pats holding on to him. I don't want a Ben Roethlisberger or a Ray Lewis on the team. I don't want to have to make excuses for someone or watch fans celebrate a criminal.

xpost

good thing they have Tebow!!!!

almost a little too convenient

Dude's going to carry the team all by himself. Can he play QB and TE at the same time?

http://wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net/80450F/xlcountry.com/files/2012/02/timtebowshirtless.jpg

needs homicide detectives to give him a big white T

pretty convenient that this happens on the same day that the Supreme Court was to rule on DOMA. Is someone trying to throw off the scent? A fitting allegory, a Patriot being thrown in jail, all for the convenience of our fearless leader.

Your time is coming. There are only so many players that can commit convenient homicides for you. THIS IS OBAMA'S AMERICA!

charged with murder

http://smartcanucks.ca/wp-content/uploads/2006/03/Home-Depot-Hammer-Drop.jpg

holy shit

where is this being reported? had to admit that I was holding out hope that he wasn't the main suspect.

http://www.boston.com/metrodesk/2013/06/26/aaron-hernandez-taken-away-from-his-home-handcuffs-state-police-charges-not-yet-known/wK61wqDS7zOjYdOHIpq80O/story.html

from USA today

NORTH ATTLEBOROUGH, Mass. - Former New England Patriots tight end Aaron Hernandez has been charged with murder in the death of 27-year-old semi-pro football player Odin Lloyd, who was found shot execution-style about a half-mile from Hernandez's home.

Hernandez appeared in a packed courtroom number one at Attleboro District Court, where he faces five charges, the most significant being murder. Hernandez also faces charges of possessing a firearm without a license, possessing a large capacity firearm and a firearm without an ID card.

yikes! I'd like to know if the investigators have been able to determine at all what circumstances led to the murder.