Why not switch the focus to any number of highly religious and conservative athletes who are actually good at sports.
― polyphonic, Tuesday, 7 May 2013 17:21 (eleven years ago) link
Tebow cracks me up because he self-evidently has this enormous ineffable Q rating that makes him ripe for celebrity despite how painfully inept he is as a professional quarterback
it's like if Ryan Lochte was still getting all of the attention and endorsements he has now but was competing in all of his events with an unnaturally fast doggy paddle
― far too much asshole flesh (DJP), Tuesday, 7 May 2013 17:23 (eleven years ago) link
signing with the patriots
― J0rdan S., Monday, 10 June 2013 21:13 (ten years ago) link
whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
lmao
― call all destroyer, Monday, 10 June 2013 21:14 (ten years ago) link
omg lolololololololololololol
― they are either militarists (ugh) or kangaroos (?) (DJP), Monday, 10 June 2013 21:14 (ten years ago) link
YESSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
― Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Monday, 10 June 2013 21:15 (ten years ago) link
whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
― J0rdan S., Monday, 10 June 2013 21:15 (ten years ago) link
If anyone can convince Tebow to let go of his QB dreams and be a productive TE, it's Bill imo.
they need tight ends?
― ghosts of erith spectral crackhouse slain rudeboy (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Monday, 10 June 2013 21:16 (ten years ago) link
remember, Gronk snapped his arm off in the playoffs
― they are either militarists (ugh) or kangaroos (?) (DJP), Monday, 10 June 2013 21:17 (ten years ago) link
TEBOWWWWWWWWW
― polyphonic, Monday, 10 June 2013 21:17 (ten years ago) link
― Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Monday, June 10, 2013 5:15 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark
yeah this really is tebow's final shot
― J0rdan S., Monday, 10 June 2013 21:17 (ten years ago) link
he can be a fullback or something maybe. idk if the pats even use a FB ever?
― johnny crunch, Monday, 10 June 2013 21:19 (ten years ago) link
my god...
Patriots waived QB Mike Kafka.
― J0rdan S., Monday, 10 June 2013 21:19 (ten years ago) link
I think at this point we can all agree tim tebow has had a good career
― iatee, Monday, 10 June 2013 21:19 (ten years ago) link
after this little phase i predict he moves back to colorado to open the tebow megachurch
― sleepingbag, Monday, 10 June 2013 21:20 (ten years ago) link
Tebow currently is heading to Foxborough and will play quarterback in New England, Ian Rapoport reports
― ghosts of erith spectral crackhouse slain rudeboy (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Monday, 10 June 2013 21:21 (ten years ago) link
Troubling.
― Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Monday, 10 June 2013 21:21 (ten years ago) link
I am convulsing with lols at my desk
― they are either militarists (ugh) or kangaroos (?) (DJP), Monday, 10 June 2013 21:21 (ten years ago) link
this is the best news i've heard all day
― i didn't even give much of a fuck that you were mod (forksclovetofu), Monday, 10 June 2013 21:22 (ten years ago) link
this is the greatest NFL news I have ever received (lol xpost)
― they are either militarists (ugh) or kangaroos (?) (DJP), Monday, 10 June 2013 21:22 (ten years ago) link
i would never wish physical ill on an athlete just to satisfy my own entertainment but my god if brady goes down...
― i didn't even give much of a fuck that you were mod (forksclovetofu), Monday, 10 June 2013 21:23 (ten years ago) link
poll results w/snoopsaysno.jpeg are killing me right now
― i didn't even give much of a fuck that you were mod (forksclovetofu), Monday, 10 June 2013 21:24 (ten years ago) link
i would pay so much money out of pocket for tebow to be responsible for multiple touchdowns when the patriots play at the jets
― J0rdan S., Monday, 10 June 2013 21:25 (ten years ago) link
my god if brady goes down...
Mallett would probably have the edge, right?
― Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Monday, 10 June 2013 21:27 (ten years ago) link
I wonder if Brady is practicing his gasface
― they are either militarists (ugh) or kangaroos (?) (DJP), Monday, 10 June 2013 21:27 (ten years ago) link
i think the way this works is they try tebow at the half when brady gets badly injured, he has a crazy three touchdown, two turnover win; QB controversy on the week off; they start him and he has a weird flukey dominant game; a week of nonstop OMYGOD IS HE BETTER THAN BRADY and then three weeks of ugly hash until brady gets back; he angrily takes the ball out of tebow's hands and whips him all the way up to golgotha. then tebow rises on the third day and takes the seahawks to the superbowl. then he ascends and the hawks lose in overtime.
― i didn't even give much of a fuck that you were mod (forksclovetofu), Monday, 10 June 2013 21:30 (ten years ago) link
somehow he ends up taking the Atlanta Hawks to the Superbowl rather than the Seattle Seahawks, otherwise OTM
― they are either militarists (ugh) or kangaroos (?) (DJP), Monday, 10 June 2013 21:31 (ten years ago) link
my bad, i was distracted by my base urges while typing that.off to go try on my new patriots #15 hairshirt
― i didn't even give much of a fuck that you were mod (forksclovetofu), Monday, 10 June 2013 21:34 (ten years ago) link
OMYGOD FIRST QB CONTROVERSY: WHO KEEPS 15!!?!?!?!??!?!!?!?http://www.patriots.com/team/roster/Ryan-Mallett/8d9f1286-6282-4f3f-8592-d31725d2ca5f
― i didn't even give much of a fuck that you were mod (forksclovetofu), Monday, 10 June 2013 21:36 (ten years ago) link
Mallett also wears #15.
CONTROVERSY!
― Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Monday, 10 June 2013 21:36 (ten years ago) link
lol jinx
Matt Ryan, Tim Tebow, Matt Schaub, Alex Smith, TJ Yates, and Jay Cutler all have one career playoff victory as QB.
― polyphonic, Monday, 10 June 2013 21:45 (ten years ago) link
And Tony Romo!
― polyphonic, Monday, 10 June 2013 21:46 (ten years ago) link
Rex Grossman has two
poll, and i'm voting ryan
― i didn't even give much of a fuck that you were mod (forksclovetofu), Monday, 10 June 2013 21:49 (ten years ago) link
http://www.outsports.com/2012/4/13/4052942/rob-gronkowski-wants-to-take-tim-tebows-virginity
― polyphonic, Monday, 10 June 2013 21:49 (ten years ago) link
why are the patriots trolling the bruins like this
― call all destroyer, Monday, 10 June 2013 21:54 (ten years ago) link
why are the patriots trolling everyone like this? I'm so delighted tbh this is hilarious news
http://i38.tinypic.com/3484vx3.jpg
― seriously, THIS GUY (daria-g), Monday, 10 June 2013 22:05 (ten years ago) link
if i were still a mod, that would SO be tebow autoreplace
― i didn't even give much of a fuck that you were mod (forksclovetofu), Monday, 10 June 2013 22:09 (ten years ago) link
someone grant this dying boy a wish
he is destined somehow to win hoodie and hoodie jr a superbowl.
― life is good (Hunt3r), Tuesday, April 9, 2013 9:02 PM (2 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
so. *drums fingers*
― Let's Talk Tech with Curr3n$y (Hunt3r), Monday, 10 June 2013 22:40 (ten years ago) link
how long until i can consume sports media again?
― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 11 June 2013 00:20 (ten years ago) link
forks for mod
― frogbs, Tuesday, 11 June 2013 00:23 (ten years ago) link
http://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/971763_664125810268832_1278328233_n.jpg
― Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Tuesday, 11 June 2013 01:05 (ten years ago) link
i did lol
― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 11 June 2013 01:06 (ten years ago) link
mike kafka must be pretty shit i guess
also, anyone get the sense that bb is kinda bored with football?
― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 11 June 2013 01:07 (ten years ago) link
beast in hoodie slouches towards bethlehem, click here.
― Let's Talk Tech with Curr3n$y (Hunt3r), Tuesday, 11 June 2013 02:57 (ten years ago) link
"No comment from Coach Belichick or Tom Brady at Patriots camp on the signing of Tim Tebow"
http://www.google.com/url?sa=i&source=images&cd=&docid=-exDutE-zd6ntM&tbnid=GnVdvDVVN0tE1M:&ved=0CAUQjBwwAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fi.telegraph.co.uk%2Fmultimedia%2Farchive%2F00671%2Fdarth-vader-404_671069c.jpg&ei=7Zy3Ud-QAqOdyQHtj4GYBg&psig=AFQjCNFRLygKsB1z3IUUzEvCfMOiHqoW9A&ust=1371074157066072
― earlnash, Tuesday, 11 June 2013 21:57 (ten years ago) link