here's a pats thread for everyone to talk about patritos shit because nobody else cares

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And there it was: a vast subterranean weight room with a 10-foot ceiling ("so you can do proper pull-ups," Gordy said), riven by heating ducts and exposed pipes. ... This is where three of the boys, particularly Rob and Glenn, did much of their weight training, roaring at each other the Gronkowski training motto: "Do it to get chicks!"

seriously, THIS GUY (daria-g), Tuesday, 11 September 2012 00:12 (eleven years ago) link

lol

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 11 September 2012 06:45 (eleven years ago) link

new board description imo

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 11 September 2012 06:45 (eleven years ago) link

branch is coming back. no great surprise.

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 19 September 2012 00:10 (eleven years ago) link

two weeks pass...

http://i537.photobucket.com/albums/ff331/itsme131313/FaEHZ.jpg

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 3 October 2012 14:24 (eleven years ago) link

amazing

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 3 October 2012 14:57 (eleven years ago) link

oh hey is cadfap still happening

I might be late due to completely forgetting about a reunion event happening this weekend

set me on fire RAAAAH (DJP), Wednesday, 3 October 2012 15:10 (eleven years ago) link

yeah if u guys are still down

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 3 October 2012 15:41 (eleven years ago) link

I'm supposed to be at a reunion singthrough from 2 until 4; what I may actually do is leave at 3 or just skip it altogether (since there will be a dinner the previous night)

set me on fire RAAAAH (DJP), Wednesday, 3 October 2012 15:43 (eleven years ago) link

cad i will be there unless you inform me otherwise, and maybe even still then. on for the 1pm games and the pats at 4?

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 3 October 2012 18:33 (eleven years ago) link

oh wait I thought the Pats were playing at 1, they're at 4? YAY CONFLICT MOSTLY RESOLVED

set me on fire RAAAAH (DJP), Wednesday, 3 October 2012 18:34 (eleven years ago) link

yeah pats at 4:25 tbh.

i'll be ready to go at 1:00!

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 3 October 2012 18:36 (eleven years ago) link

two weeks pass...

regardless of the result in the end today, there is something wrong with this team, i think, behind the scenes. overall coaching is unrecognizably poor and mentally something with the players is off.

Roberto Spiralli, Sunday, 21 October 2012 23:51 (eleven years ago) link

nods sagely

let's have sex and then throw pottery (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 21 October 2012 23:54 (eleven years ago) link

regardless of the result in the end today, there is something wrong with this team, i think, behind the scenes. overall coaching is unrecognizably poor and mentally something with the players is off.

― Roberto Spiralli, Sunday, October 21, 2012 7:51 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

otmfm

call all destroyer, Monday, 22 October 2012 01:54 (eleven years ago) link

if i were to try to find a positive spin for it, i would say they are showing exactly the kind of basic mental errors and failure of leadership as a tom coughlin championship winning team in regular season. but...

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 22 October 2012 01:59 (eleven years ago) link

I like the old red unis though.

One Way Ticket on the 1277 Express (Bill Magill), Monday, 22 October 2012 14:24 (eleven years ago) link

talib! cool guy.

call all destroyer, Thursday, 1 November 2012 20:15 (eleven years ago) link

a real cornerback! i haven't seen what NE gave for him tho. and for tampa to give him i figure his off-field issues are legit.

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 1 November 2012 20:39 (eleven years ago) link

housecleaning by that asshole who coaches the bucs, doubt they gave up much

call all destroyer, Thursday, 1 November 2012 20:43 (eleven years ago) link

more like a favor from schiano to his old buddy bill. Cheatriots at it again.

turds (Hungry4Ass), Thursday, 1 November 2012 20:49 (eleven years ago) link

:(

call all destroyer, Thursday, 1 November 2012 20:56 (eleven years ago) link

gave up a 4th and a 7th next year

call all destroyer, Thursday, 1 November 2012 20:57 (eleven years ago) link

oh sorry a 4th for talib and a 7th

call all destroyer, Thursday, 1 November 2012 20:57 (eleven years ago) link

talib was a 1st round just a few years ago, and doesn't seem to have played too far off that level. don't really get this but am tentatively psyched.

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 1 November 2012 21:00 (eleven years ago) link

he might be a really bad guy and he's a fa at the end of the year. tampa didn't want him around.

call all destroyer, Thursday, 1 November 2012 21:34 (eleven years ago) link

one month passes...

"One player said the most excitement in post-game locker room wasn't for AFC East title, but when Bill Belichick gave them Monday off"

Roberto Spiralli, Sunday, 2 December 2012 21:54 (eleven years ago) link

anonymous player otm, i would like monday off too

call all destroyer, Sunday, 2 December 2012 22:46 (eleven years ago) link

all pats fans should get monday off, good idea

we should've had this law implemented when scott brown was president

seriously, THIS GUY (daria-g), Sunday, 2 December 2012 22:50 (eleven years ago) link

edelman on IR :(

they're bringing stallworth back again

seriously, THIS GUY (daria-g), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 23:50 (eleven years ago) link

yeah, sucks

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 4 December 2012 23:50 (eleven years ago) link

:D

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 11 December 2012 15:25 (eleven years ago) link

they're bringing stallworth back again

― seriously, THIS GUY (daria-g), Tuesday, December 4, 2012 6:50 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

stallworth injured has ankle on the td catch and has been placed on ir. thanks for the memories, donte

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 12 December 2012 00:09 (eleven years ago) link

lol you're fucking kidding

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 12 December 2012 00:19 (eleven years ago) link

i could not make up something so elegant.

branch is coming back. shancoe also release so maybe gronk is back?

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 12 December 2012 00:21 (eleven years ago) link

http://prod.static.patriots.clubs.nfl.com/assets/images/music-player-photos/500x305-audio-bill-belichick-2013.jpg

honestly, is he smiling or disgusted?

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 17 December 2012 18:33 (eleven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/ddBoE.png

turn that smilefrown upside down, billy boy

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 17 December 2012 18:35 (eleven years ago) link

hahah

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 17 December 2012 19:33 (eleven years ago) link

XD

and actually somewhat disconcerting

call all destroyer, Monday, 17 December 2012 20:01 (eleven years ago) link

shades of Cowher

Jesus, the Total Douchebag (DJP), Monday, 17 December 2012 21:19 (eleven years ago) link

that is not a book I would like to read

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 17 December 2012 21:20 (eleven years ago) link

the phrase "sexual burpee" will haunt you until the end of time

Jesus, the Total Douchebag (DJP), Monday, 17 December 2012 21:21 (eleven years ago) link

*cries*

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 17 December 2012 21:25 (eleven years ago) link

Thanks to the generosity of New England Patriots owner Robert Kraft, the IFL is sponsored by the Kraft Family.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/c2/IFL-logo.JPG

turds (Hungry4Ass), Sunday, 23 December 2012 21:22 (eleven years ago) link

dreidel spin instead of coin toss

johnny crunch, Sunday, 23 December 2012 21:24 (eleven years ago) link

Models must serve two years in military before auditioning in front of green screens.

pplains, Sunday, 23 December 2012 21:55 (eleven years ago) link

brian hoyer in at qb for arizona?!

Roberto Spiralli, Sunday, 23 December 2012 23:28 (eleven years ago) link

sure, why not

an eagle named "small government" (call all destroyer), Monday, 24 December 2012 01:19 (eleven years ago) link


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