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patriots wish every receiver was a slot receiver.

call all destroyer, Friday, 31 August 2012 18:30 (eleven years ago) link

clearly there is a plan in mind here, but i am not sure what it is. i guess maybe they plan to keep one of those middling fullbacks they had in camp, play a ton of 1FB/2TE and 3TE. brady can't be happy to see all those WRs melt away.

Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 31 August 2012 18:37 (eleven years ago) link

they haven't thrown to the second non-slot wr in years, guess they figure why start now.

call all destroyer, Friday, 31 August 2012 19:35 (eleven years ago) link

As much as I love Branch, I can't say that he was that central to their strategy last year. I feel confident that they'll manage to be successful without him.

Moodles, Friday, 31 August 2012 19:51 (eleven years ago) link

koppen moving on is sad but he is clearly done

Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 31 August 2012 20:13 (eleven years ago) link

http://espn.go.com/blog/boston/new-england-patriots/post/_/id/4728508/resetting-the-53-man-roster

the 53 as it currently stands. only 22/53 on offense, when was the last time a team put together a roster with 4 RB, 4 TE and 4 WR

Roberto Spiralli, Saturday, 1 September 2012 01:39 (eleven years ago) link

kinda surprised that tarpanian got cut

call all destroyer, Saturday, 1 September 2012 01:50 (eleven years ago) link

yeah 2 or 3 mid roster guys on D that stepped in and did a job last year got dumped. these are low profile players that i think bill figures are unlikely to get picked up and will be there if needed through the season.

Roberto Spiralli, Saturday, 1 September 2012 02:02 (eleven years ago) link

get excited: in the scouting report reiss pulled on this greg salas guy, he is described as a potential 'jason avant type'

Roberto Spiralli, Saturday, 1 September 2012 20:37 (eleven years ago) link

did you all see this article about gronk and his family

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/vault/article/magazine/MAG1205810/2/index.htm

As Dan recalls, after the first week Welker said, "I thought I was going to have two idiots sitting next to me in the locker room, but Dan's a little more intelligent than Rob."

That notorious Super Bowl party the night of the Patriots' loss, at which he got drunk and took off his shirt? "Dude, it was the Patriots fans who got me drunk!" he told me, incredulous. "What was I supposed to do, turn down the shots?"

seriously, THIS GUY (daria-g), Monday, 10 September 2012 22:44 (eleven years ago) link

The WiFi network at his house is labeled BigG; his ringtone is the guitar riff from George Thorogood's Bad to the Bone.

on page 1 and this article is already priceless

call all destroyer, Monday, 10 September 2012 23:54 (eleven years ago) link

And there it was: a vast subterranean weight room with a 10-foot ceiling ("so you can do proper pull-ups," Gordy said), riven by heating ducts and exposed pipes. ... This is where three of the boys, particularly Rob and Glenn, did much of their weight training, roaring at each other the Gronkowski training motto: "Do it to get chicks!"

seriously, THIS GUY (daria-g), Tuesday, 11 September 2012 00:12 (eleven years ago) link

lol

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 11 September 2012 06:45 (eleven years ago) link

new board description imo

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 11 September 2012 06:45 (eleven years ago) link

branch is coming back. no great surprise.

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 19 September 2012 00:10 (eleven years ago) link

two weeks pass...

http://i537.photobucket.com/albums/ff331/itsme131313/FaEHZ.jpg

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 3 October 2012 14:24 (eleven years ago) link

amazing

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 3 October 2012 14:57 (eleven years ago) link

oh hey is cadfap still happening

I might be late due to completely forgetting about a reunion event happening this weekend

set me on fire RAAAAH (DJP), Wednesday, 3 October 2012 15:10 (eleven years ago) link

yeah if u guys are still down

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 3 October 2012 15:41 (eleven years ago) link

I'm supposed to be at a reunion singthrough from 2 until 4; what I may actually do is leave at 3 or just skip it altogether (since there will be a dinner the previous night)

set me on fire RAAAAH (DJP), Wednesday, 3 October 2012 15:43 (eleven years ago) link

cad i will be there unless you inform me otherwise, and maybe even still then. on for the 1pm games and the pats at 4?

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 3 October 2012 18:33 (eleven years ago) link

oh wait I thought the Pats were playing at 1, they're at 4? YAY CONFLICT MOSTLY RESOLVED

set me on fire RAAAAH (DJP), Wednesday, 3 October 2012 18:34 (eleven years ago) link

yeah pats at 4:25 tbh.

i'll be ready to go at 1:00!

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 3 October 2012 18:36 (eleven years ago) link

two weeks pass...

regardless of the result in the end today, there is something wrong with this team, i think, behind the scenes. overall coaching is unrecognizably poor and mentally something with the players is off.

Roberto Spiralli, Sunday, 21 October 2012 23:51 (eleven years ago) link

nods sagely

let's have sex and then throw pottery (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 21 October 2012 23:54 (eleven years ago) link

regardless of the result in the end today, there is something wrong with this team, i think, behind the scenes. overall coaching is unrecognizably poor and mentally something with the players is off.

― Roberto Spiralli, Sunday, October 21, 2012 7:51 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

otmfm

call all destroyer, Monday, 22 October 2012 01:54 (eleven years ago) link

if i were to try to find a positive spin for it, i would say they are showing exactly the kind of basic mental errors and failure of leadership as a tom coughlin championship winning team in regular season. but...

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 22 October 2012 01:59 (eleven years ago) link

I like the old red unis though.

One Way Ticket on the 1277 Express (Bill Magill), Monday, 22 October 2012 14:24 (eleven years ago) link

talib! cool guy.

call all destroyer, Thursday, 1 November 2012 20:15 (eleven years ago) link

a real cornerback! i haven't seen what NE gave for him tho. and for tampa to give him i figure his off-field issues are legit.

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 1 November 2012 20:39 (eleven years ago) link

housecleaning by that asshole who coaches the bucs, doubt they gave up much

call all destroyer, Thursday, 1 November 2012 20:43 (eleven years ago) link

more like a favor from schiano to his old buddy bill. Cheatriots at it again.

turds (Hungry4Ass), Thursday, 1 November 2012 20:49 (eleven years ago) link

:(

call all destroyer, Thursday, 1 November 2012 20:56 (eleven years ago) link

gave up a 4th and a 7th next year

call all destroyer, Thursday, 1 November 2012 20:57 (eleven years ago) link

oh sorry a 4th for talib and a 7th

call all destroyer, Thursday, 1 November 2012 20:57 (eleven years ago) link

talib was a 1st round just a few years ago, and doesn't seem to have played too far off that level. don't really get this but am tentatively psyched.

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 1 November 2012 21:00 (eleven years ago) link

he might be a really bad guy and he's a fa at the end of the year. tampa didn't want him around.

call all destroyer, Thursday, 1 November 2012 21:34 (eleven years ago) link

one month passes...

"One player said the most excitement in post-game locker room wasn't for AFC East title, but when Bill Belichick gave them Monday off"

Roberto Spiralli, Sunday, 2 December 2012 21:54 (eleven years ago) link

anonymous player otm, i would like monday off too

call all destroyer, Sunday, 2 December 2012 22:46 (eleven years ago) link

all pats fans should get monday off, good idea

we should've had this law implemented when scott brown was president

seriously, THIS GUY (daria-g), Sunday, 2 December 2012 22:50 (eleven years ago) link

edelman on IR :(

they're bringing stallworth back again

seriously, THIS GUY (daria-g), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 23:50 (eleven years ago) link

yeah, sucks

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 4 December 2012 23:50 (eleven years ago) link

:D

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 11 December 2012 15:25 (eleven years ago) link

they're bringing stallworth back again

― seriously, THIS GUY (daria-g), Tuesday, December 4, 2012 6:50 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

stallworth injured has ankle on the td catch and has been placed on ir. thanks for the memories, donte

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 12 December 2012 00:09 (eleven years ago) link

lol you're fucking kidding

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 12 December 2012 00:19 (eleven years ago) link

i could not make up something so elegant.

branch is coming back. shancoe also release so maybe gronk is back?

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 12 December 2012 00:21 (eleven years ago) link

http://prod.static.patriots.clubs.nfl.com/assets/images/music-player-photos/500x305-audio-bill-belichick-2013.jpg

honestly, is he smiling or disgusted?

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 17 December 2012 18:33 (eleven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/ddBoE.png

turn that smilefrown upside down, billy boy

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 17 December 2012 18:35 (eleven years ago) link


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