nfl offseason transactions, fired coaches, general nonsense 2012

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The Miami Dolphins on Hard Knocks. Can't wait to watch Jeff Ireland ask everyone about their whoremoms.

polyphonic, Tuesday, 29 May 2012 18:06 (fourteen years ago)

!!

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 18:18 (fourteen years ago)

this team is ridiculous

fapper don (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 18:18 (fourteen years ago)

has anything tangibly good for a franchise ever come out of hard knocks?

fapper don (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 18:19 (fourteen years ago)

this will be my first time seeing hard knocks. Why does it never get rerun/not show up on HBOGO?

jump them into a gang - into the absurd (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 18:22 (fourteen years ago)

nfl might retain some rights that control it is my guess

johnny crunch, Tuesday, 29 May 2012 18:28 (fourteen years ago)

worth its weight in lols

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 18:31 (fourteen years ago)

finally the inside look at the matt moore/ryan tannehill battle that the nation has been crying out for

i wonder how far down the list HBO got this year? like 12, 13?

wack nerd zinging in the dead of night (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 18:48 (fourteen years ago)

yeah even as an afc east fan i can't really get excited about the fins

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 29 May 2012 18:50 (fourteen years ago)

Maybe Stephen Ross will finally achieve his dream of becoming a celebrity.

polyphonic, Tuesday, 29 May 2012 19:02 (fourteen years ago)

They show reruns of HardKnocks on NFL Network. They just ran through the Ravens season and are in the middle of the Chiefs one.

One Way Ticket on the 1277 Express (Bill Magill), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 19:00 (fourteen years ago)

thanks for the heads up; I'm gonna start tivoing

jump them into a gang - into the absurd (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 19:12 (fourteen years ago)

http://media.zenfs.com/en/blogs/sptusnhlexperts/145467599.jpg

mookieproof, Thursday, 31 May 2012 05:14 (fourteen years ago)

Oh Terrellpaws...

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2012/football/nfl/05/29/terrell.owens.ap/index.html?sct=nfl_t2_a14

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 31 May 2012 20:44 (fourteen years ago)

The six-time Pro Bowl receiver also was a no-show for a scheduled appearance at a local children's hospital with other players and coaches

damn tho

jump them into a gang - into the absurd (forksclovetofu), Friday, 1 June 2012 02:48 (fourteen years ago)

kind of hate TO, but

i saw this little kid the other day who was totally TO'ing and it seemed so purely happy. fucking WRs man -- why is it never enough?

mookieproof, Friday, 1 June 2012 04:25 (fourteen years ago)

it's like burnout but...I dunno, fuelled by hubris or something idk

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 1 June 2012 05:45 (fourteen years ago)

has anything tangibly good for a franchise ever come out of hard knocks?

― fapper don (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, May 29, 2012 6:19 PM (3 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

supposedly teams love to evaluate the HBO practice footage

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 1 June 2012 06:35 (fourteen years ago)

justin blackmon with an epic .24 on the breathalyzer

call all destroyer, Sunday, 3 June 2012 20:47 (fourteen years ago)

.24? hooooly

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 3 June 2012 20:55 (fourteen years ago)

yeah, thats eating the whole wheel of cheese

fapper don (J0rdan S.), Monday, 4 June 2012 00:50 (fourteen years ago)

so his blood was 50 proof?

jump them into a gang - into the absurd (forksclovetofu), Monday, 4 June 2012 00:56 (fourteen years ago)

you can barely function at .15....24 is some next level crazy fuckedupness

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 4 June 2012 07:22 (fourteen years ago)

Jags' Blackmon swears off alcohol 'for now'

lol

polyphonic, Thursday, 7 June 2012 03:24 (fourteen years ago)

until the liver transpant comes through

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 7 June 2012 04:12 (fourteen years ago)

"Anyway, Ocho has changed his Twitter profile image to the picture you see above, as well as changed his status to UNEMPLOYED BLACK MAN, which are both examples of highly Ocho behavior."

http://cdn.ksk.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/ochohitching-600x600.jpg

Grimy Little Pimp (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Sunday, 10 June 2012 17:24 (fourteen years ago)

how can you not love this guy

“Argh!” I cry. But I really don’t care. (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 10 June 2012 17:31 (fourteen years ago)

:D

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 10 June 2012 17:32 (fourteen years ago)

i feel bad about him getting released, i would feel worse if his playing days weren't going to be immediately followed by a high-profile TV gig of some sort

J0rdan S., Sunday, 10 June 2012 18:43 (fourteen years ago)

oh hell yes! plz put him on one of the Sunday pregame show panels!

Johnny Fever, Monday, 11 June 2012 23:45 (fourteen years ago)

can we get him on a SNF b-team?

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 11 June 2012 23:56 (fourteen years ago)

Make him the sideline guy with Tirico and Chucky!

Johnny Fever, Monday, 11 June 2012 23:59 (fourteen years ago)

YES

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 12 June 2012 01:17 (fourteen years ago)

to the dolphins!

mookieproof, Tuesday, 12 June 2012 05:21 (fourteen years ago)

Ross finally got a marquee name!

Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 12 June 2012 05:28 (fourteen years ago)

The Patriots finally filled their need at tight end:

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2012/06/12/patriots-claim-jake-ballard-off-waivers-from-giants/

polyphonic, Tuesday, 12 June 2012 21:11 (fourteen years ago)

that strikes me as a fuck you move

Authorities don't know who shot the 50 Cent the goose. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 14:42 (fourteen years ago)

All-22 game film! Whee

http://deadspin.com/5918786

polyphonic, Friday, 15 June 2012 20:42 (fourteen years ago)

ooooohhhh

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 15 June 2012 21:54 (fourteen years ago)

that's the rabbit hole right there

Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 15 June 2012 22:52 (fourteen years ago)

i think the universe is telling me to stay home & watch game film

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 15 June 2012 23:00 (fourteen years ago)

man, what happens when that's available on demand?

Authorities don't know who shot the 50 Cent the goose. (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 16 June 2012 16:35 (fourteen years ago)

http://desmond.yfrog.com/Himg738/scaled.php?tn=0&server=738&filename=31109788.png&xsize=640&ysize=640

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 18 June 2012 16:52 (fourteen years ago)

PEANUT

J0rdan S., Monday, 18 June 2012 16:52 (fourteen years ago)

do not I repeat DO NOT

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 18 June 2012 16:56 (fourteen years ago)

hahahahahaha

call all destroyer, Monday, 18 June 2012 17:01 (fourteen years ago)

PS bear down

did we talk about manmountain superbowl winner brandon jacobs going to san fran? does anyone care?

Authorities don't know who shot the 50 Cent the goose. (forksclovetofu), Monday, 18 June 2012 18:17 (fourteen years ago)

i don't really care about washed up rbs, no

call all destroyer, Monday, 18 June 2012 18:51 (fourteen years ago)

sick burn.
perhaps the better question is if bradshaw is an every down back or if their lottery pick can play now

Authorities don't know who shot the 50 Cent the goose. (forksclovetofu), Monday, 18 June 2012 18:52 (fourteen years ago)

I guess Chad Johnson is signed now with Miami (with his last name supposedly coming back).

On a secondary note thinking about Johnson and his career stats, I kind of wonder eventually what is going to end up the 'line' numbers wise for receivers. QBs it's all about the rings and the MVPs, that's kind of the difference maker, but with receivers the tops list is also loaded for the last decade or two.

I figure the rushing list where you are a HOF back, minus having serious fumble issues or problems in your game is bypassing Jim Brown on the alltime list. Thing is with the running game so minimized anymore, might not be anyone get close and you might see more combo receiver/backs get the nod for greatness. Even with that, Forte is an obvious example of a player that the contract marketplace is just not going to reward, as good as he has been, it just doesn't add up to getting the huge deal. He should be well paid, but Chicago or really anyone this side of the Titans which got rooked on Chris Johnson are not going to pay it.

earlnash, Thursday, 21 June 2012 23:51 (fourteen years ago)


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