nfl offseason transactions, fired coaches, general nonsense 2012

Yeah.

Also I guess the Colts looked better in the last few weeks of the season. Not sure if that means anything but they seem like they started to realize that they might never work again if they kept sleepwalking out there.

i think the key was those motivational sessions where irsay met with players, had them each call home to talk to their families, and marvin harrison answered.

wait, is that a real text message

https://twitter.com/#!/JeremyShockey/status/182874403971928064

"love ya. sean"

^^going to start ending all my texts like this.

"SHOCK UR MY GUY AND ALWAYS WILL BE"

that text img is on some olivia munn level unbelievability in its hokeyness

^^^

it raises my suspicions when the tail end of the last conversation shows it ended with the word 'hug!!!!'

nb: i am not claiming it is fake or whatever. just that it is ridiculous.

maybe the word was "thug" but he typo'd a space

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1296/1377930593_a465a914ae_o.gif

never forget

hahahah

ty mookie

that dude has one more ring than LDT

smdh

shockey >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> (1,000 more >s) >>>>>>>>>>>>> LDT

duh

ugh you guys no

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g6_JEpMO_MM

furthermore: shockeyhair.jpg

horseshoe otm

http://www.inkedcelebrity.com/jeremyshockey1.jpg

sorry that was hueg. it's jeremy shockey's fault, though

THE DEFENSE RESTS

haha be thankful i spared you an actual image of his hair

I think the Colts should trade with the Browns and get a shitload of picks, because they are not even close to being good right now.

― polyphonic, Thursday, March 22, 2012 1:46 PM (4 hours ago) Bookmark

if they kept peyton, sure. but they need a QB

CURTIS PAINTER WILL LEAD THEM!

payton should be suspended for not bothering to learn how to spell anyone's fucking name right

Greg Williams, Aaron Rogers, Warren Sap

that dude has one more ring than LDT

― Lil T the Bowed Jet (forksclovetofu), Thursday, March 22, 2012 4:35 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Two more.

Curtis Painter doesn't even seem like a person right now - more like a metaphysical concept

was watching ncaa tournament games & some stranger asked who the coach of purdue was. when told it was matt painter, the guy asked any relation to curtis? which makes sense, purdue connection and all but it cracked me up

in no way do i count shockey nyg ring as legit

Jeff Saturday to the Packers in a rare GB free agent signing

Hey, Jeff wants another Super Bowl ring too and had the advantage of going to a team that has more puzzle pieces in place that Peyton couldn't go to. Don't blame him, tbh.

in no way do i count shockey nyg ring as legit

― Lil T the Bowed Jet (forksclovetofu), Friday, March 23, 2012 11:29 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I dont think he does either. He's still got one though.

he didnt get hurt til wk 15 so he def contributed some/enough imo

He skipped a lot of the celebrations and the White House visit. To be honest if i got hurt and didnt contribute in the playoffs to the SB win, i would feel weird. Even weirder on this year's Giants team would be Terrell Thomas, who missed every game.

yeah i mean, i think the coaching staff/upper management specifically didnt want him on the sidelines, etc as a distraction for a lot of the playoff run, definitely during super bowl time. i know for the game there were shots of him up in a skybox

That blows

Marion Barber, ex-football player

Kinda hoping Maroney retires with him and they can just spend their time fishing in Minnesota on a little boat together.

MB3 was such a punisher in Dallas...hope he doesn't wind up being the next Earl Campbell.

xp oof I don't guess I realized that Maroney was out of the league entirely last season.

this is one of my all-time favorite runs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L19qwz7ryZ8

nine guys got hands on him there

OTOH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NZH_C04anc

Barber was definitely a banger those first years in Dallas.

I don't quite see why Matt Forte is quite so lit up on signing Michael Bush, as really the guy is a backup (and a nice complementry backup at that) whose cost doesn't really effect Forte's contract.

I hate to say it Matt, no one pays the running back these days and while you are "good" you are not even really as good as Neal Anderson bro before he got banged up. Bears fans remember Walter and you are not that, so take that fat franchise 1 year deal and be happy, no one is going to sign you to a Chris Johnson deal (and that one was even stupid). You are a nice multi-purpose back but you are not Marshall Faulk or Roger Craig.

Fox is looking into getting Sean Payton to work on the TV telecasts (way to keep classy).

Payton talking to Parcells, rumors about him coaching (which I doubt happens).

RIP Marion Barber one of the great...um...Minnesota pro football players of all time (lol)....

so crazy that the Minnesota Gophers are cursed/inept enough not to have done some serious damage in the NCAA when they had Marion Barber/Lawrence Maroney backfield smdh

No surprise here...the first game of the season will be Cowboys/Giants on NBC.

FUCKING NFC EAST ON NBC I HATE YOU