nfl offseason transactions, fired coaches, general nonsense 2012

APPLAUSE

dude that was fuckin beautiful

wau

WAHT Mike Wallace apparently wants a deal bigger than Larry Fitzgerald's. No wonder there hasn't been any movement on him.

that can't be true

love listening to sports radio blobs complain about the league being wussified.

https://p.twimg.com/AomzTTACEAM60T3.jpg

love this being framed as who was the rat

Mock drafts rolling in now. I fucking KNEW RG3 was going to move ahead of Luck in the minds of sportswriters, etc (even though I think the Colts will still take Luck #1) because they're tired of talking about Andrew Luck.

Although, tbh, I think the Colts probably should take RG3.

I think the Colts should trade with the Browns and get a shitload of picks, because they are not even close to being good right now.

Maybe? But Irsay couldn't very well dump Peyton Manning and then not go after another franchise qb. He's be run out of Indiana on a hot poker.

yeah you have to take one of these qbs, it's not even a question

you can find plenty of good players at every other position at any other spot in the draft or in free agency if you fancy, but it's pretty fucking rare to get a top flight qb outside of the top, like, 20 or so of the draft

Yeah.

Also I guess the Colts looked better in the last few weeks of the season. Not sure if that means anything but they seem like they started to realize that they might never work again if they kept sleepwalking out there.

i think the key was those motivational sessions where irsay met with players, had them each call home to talk to their families, and marvin harrison answered.

wait, is that a real text message

https://twitter.com/#!/JeremyShockey/status/182874403971928064

"love ya. sean"

^^going to start ending all my texts like this.

"SHOCK UR MY GUY AND ALWAYS WILL BE"

that text img is on some olivia munn level unbelievability in its hokeyness

^^^

it raises my suspicions when the tail end of the last conversation shows it ended with the word 'hug!!!!'

nb: i am not claiming it is fake or whatever. just that it is ridiculous.

maybe the word was "thug" but he typo'd a space

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1296/1377930593_a465a914ae_o.gif

never forget

hahahah

ty mookie

that dude has one more ring than LDT

smdh

shockey >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> (1,000 more >s) >>>>>>>>>>>>> LDT

duh

ugh you guys no

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g6_JEpMO_MM

furthermore: shockeyhair.jpg

horseshoe otm

http://www.inkedcelebrity.com/jeremyshockey1.jpg

sorry that was hueg. it's jeremy shockey's fault, though

THE DEFENSE RESTS

haha be thankful i spared you an actual image of his hair

I think the Colts should trade with the Browns and get a shitload of picks, because they are not even close to being good right now.

― polyphonic, Thursday, March 22, 2012 1:46 PM (4 hours ago) Bookmark

if they kept peyton, sure. but they need a QB

CURTIS PAINTER WILL LEAD THEM!

payton should be suspended for not bothering to learn how to spell anyone's fucking name right

Greg Williams, Aaron Rogers, Warren Sap

that dude has one more ring than LDT

― Lil T the Bowed Jet (forksclovetofu), Thursday, March 22, 2012 4:35 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Two more.

Curtis Painter doesn't even seem like a person right now - more like a metaphysical concept

was watching ncaa tournament games & some stranger asked who the coach of purdue was. when told it was matt painter, the guy asked any relation to curtis? which makes sense, purdue connection and all but it cracked me up

in no way do i count shockey nyg ring as legit

Jeff Saturday to the Packers in a rare GB free agent signing

Hey, Jeff wants another Super Bowl ring too and had the advantage of going to a team that has more puzzle pieces in place that Peyton couldn't go to. Don't blame him, tbh.

in no way do i count shockey nyg ring as legit

― Lil T the Bowed Jet (forksclovetofu), Friday, March 23, 2012 11:29 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I dont think he does either. He's still got one though.

he didnt get hurt til wk 15 so he def contributed some/enough imo

He skipped a lot of the celebrations and the White House visit. To be honest if i got hurt and didnt contribute in the playoffs to the SB win, i would feel weird. Even weirder on this year's Giants team would be Terrell Thomas, who missed every game.