nfl offseason transactions, fired coaches, general nonsense 2012

ben roffles and todd_haley.gif will be so entertaining

http://www.pittsburghlive.com/x/pittsburghtrib/sports/steelers/s_782687.html

"He still hasn't called yet," Roethlisberger said with a discouraged tone Monday.

this should prob go in the skins thread but i want everyone to see it

this is what laron landry look like now

http://i.imgur.com/WumKs.jpg

wut

truly that cannot be healthy

he looks like he's moments away from exploding

laron landry would def be in the top 10% of nfl players i would expect to spontaneously combust into a smoking pile of muscle and creatine

maybe you could just pull on one of his arms like Stretch Armstrong and that weird red plastic jello goop comes out

by which i presume you mean blaine gabbert

lol

Iggles have signed Trent Edwards as a backup QB. Vince Young RIP.

finally

combine weekend is my fav time of year

http://i.imgur.com/FHbwe.png

http://i.imgur.com/hkmWe.gif

I noticed something cross the NFLN ticker once this weekend, but only once. I hope someone at the network was just being a wiseguy.

Jeff Fisher may be entertaining the idea of bringing in Albert Haynesworth.

to clean the arena?

to eat the rest of his giant hoagie

If Peyton can play, dropping him and Reggie Wayne into another location might be a cool thing to see.

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2012/02/28/peyton-manning-reggie-wayne-could-be-a-package-deal/

damn i so want them with the titans

I'd love to see them in SF, but I think Alex Smith did enough in the one playoff game vs. the Saints to keep him a starter for another season.

I think Alex Smith is fine, they need some real wide recievers bad in SF. They are terrible.

75% peytey with hasslebeck backing up and locker learning
kenny britt and reggie wayne with chris johnson completely rested and paid
seriously, this would do fine as a birthday present if anyone could make it happen

we'll get right on it

ILNFL, TO THE BATMOBILE

what is it with forks and the tightans

I'm from Tn, dude

I only lived in Nashville for 4 years (during McNair's up years and down years) but I've got a little love for them too.

ugh bill polian is joining espn

I'd love to see them in SF, but I think Alex Smith did enough in the one playoff game vs. the Saints to keep him a starter for another season.

― Johnny Fever, Tuesday, February 28, 2012 4:16 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Was your cable out for the Giants game?

The one the 49ers would've won if Kyle Williams could catch a punt?

The one where he had 196 yards, 2td 0int despite his receivers being unable to separate from coverage or catch the ball?

The one against the Super Bowl champs? His first NFC championship game? That one?

xp Yeah, I saw that one. It was a close loss, and none of it was Alex Smith's fault.

Also, what polyphonic just said.

The one where Alex Smith bears just as much blame as Williams. He sucked in that game. If they hadnt gone three and out countless times at the end of the game they would have won. You guys obviously dont watch the games.

And if I remember correctly they had decent field position in OT and Smith went three and out. He sucked.

bill, his receivers were horrible in that game!

bill magill stop being a retard for one second

Impossible

bill magill stop being a retard for one second

― J0rdan S., Wednesday, February 29, 2012 2:52 PM (58 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Impossible

― polyphonic, Wednesday, February 29, 2012 3:08 PM (43 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Fuck you both

1-13 on third down is good quarterbacking, i stand corrected. well done

On that very same day Tom Brady threw for 239 yards with 0 TDs and 2 INTs. Clearly time for the Patriots to get a new QB, right?!

Ladies and gentlemen, someone has just compared Tom Brady with Alex Smith.

Well played, sir.

Maybe they should bring in Peyton Manning, whose last playoff game was a 17-16 loss against the mighty Mark Sanchez.

Ladies and gentlemen, someone has just compared Tom Brady with Alex Smith.

Oh, you mean the guy on the team the Giants defeated after they beat the 49ers?

yes, that guy.

Maybe they should bring in Peyton Manning, whose last playoff game was a 17-16 loss against the mighty Mark Sanchez.

― polyphonic, Wednesday, February 29, 2012 4:09 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

^agreed, i think they should

last night i dreamt that the steelers were playing the browns in the super bowl, which of course is impossible for both logistical and lolbrowns reasons.

they were playing outdoors on a muddy field (another impossibility). late in the fourth the steelers led 7-6 and were driving. i don't know what the down was, but they were on about the brownies' 10.

rapey ben dropped back and . . . threw the ball directly into the crowd beyond the end zone, where it was caught by that tall dude who was the janitor on scrubs. he, in turn, pumped, then fired it to mike wallace in the corner of the end zone for the score.

everyone was aghast -- dierdorf was in the booth going on about how he'd heard the play talked about but never seen it in an actual game, let alone the super bowl. apparently it was some weird extraneous rule, like in basketball where you can pass the ball to a teammate out of bounds on the baseline, or maybe like castling in chess.

the steelers went on to win their seventh super bowl and everyone, particularly me, was happy except for brownie and mr snrub.

lol

threw the ball directly into the crowd beyond the end zone, where it was caught by that tall dude who was the janitor on scrubs. he, in turn, pumped, then fired it to mike wallace in the corner of the end zone for the score

I would like for this to become a legal play!

lol that the steelers were already leading 7-6 anyway, browns cant even be ahead in the dream

haha i know!

only legal if it's the guy from scrubs who catches it

that is amazing

http://mcnabborkolb.com/post/18573365009/pessimism-be-damned-desean-tagged-will-sign

browns will not franchise hillis, will become an ufa, wtf?