here's a pats thread for everyone to talk about patritos shit because nobody else cares

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rip

Twitter dudes speculating that he would've played if Gronk couldn't go, and that he probably already knew this was gonna happen.

i got off a plane in boston two days ago and the first thing i saw on the drive from the airport was a dude roasting a life size model of a giants player on a spit

that is the one contribution i will make to this thread

lol

xps to poly: i hope that's the case. he is reacting v well about it at any rate
https://twitter.com/#!/TiUnderwood/status/165957643259748354

the thing is, supposedly he is/was really highly rated by NE. i wonder if they will bring him back, which would kind of make this even worse somehow?

i got off a plane in boston two days ago and the first thing i saw on the drive from the airport was a dude roasting a life size model of a giants player on a spit

― junior dada (thomp), Saturday, February 4, 2012 7:46 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

never change boston, never change

i remember when the pats played the bears in the 86 superbowl people were buying bear meat and eating it this was a thing that was happening, much discussed around the schoolyard

My mom fed us bear meat the whole two weeks leading up to the super bowl

no way srs

We used to hunt, skin, kill and eat SSTs when I was growing up. Now I know why.

i'm sure underwood will be back

ti underwood, don't you go and cut your hair
do you think it will make belichick change?!

i got off a plane in boston two days ago and the first thing i saw on the drive from the airport was a dude roasting a life size model of a giants player on a spit

― junior dada (thomp), Saturday, February 4, 2012 7:46 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=biTbNabyyyM

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Help yourself to some roast of Eli Manning New York Fans

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"i'm an apple II"
"and i'm and commodore PET"

lol

dig belichicks lego man hair

not that i have been obsessively ruminating and consoling myself about this all day, but i have determined that this was actually the least disappointing playoff exit of the last 10 years:

06/07 colts (just the way that game played out, losing the big lead)
07/08 giants (...)
05/06 denver (should and would have won 3 in a row with superior colts losing to pburgh. wtf this game)
10/11 jets (terrible, dumb game)
09/10 ravens (these last two only ones where the other team was actually legit better; 1st quarter tho...damn)
11/12 giants (played well, other team played better *shrug*)

yeah I can imagine the Colt game was a backbreaker

colt game, just brutal. after they somehow pulled out a win vs the super chargers who were really good that season, and ran up what, a 21 point lead? 19?

http://blog.kentuckysportsradio.com/wp-content/uploads//2007/10/reche_caldwell__1_3.jpg

bjge to bengals

good for benny, hope he got paid.

yeah, def keeping a watch out. 3y at around 10m i bet. i think he has a chance to perform at least as well as c benson did the last couple years. he may not have as much talent but his attitude is approx 1000000 times better.

No more Law Firm. Bummer. He was one of my favorites over the past couple seasons. Thought he had great potential, but needed to be played on more snaps.

Interesting that they brought back Stallworth. He didn't make a huge impression on me last time around, maybe overshadowed by Moss.

happy patritos day

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hbbb

apparently matt light is going to retire.

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I'm going to start referring to him as BILLB.

So the Pats are really working the aggressive D angle with these two picks. Looking forward to seeing them steamroll some QBs.

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lol

is wes wearing a fucking ascot?

eh, it's at least better than the creepy moustache he was sporting toward the end of the season

craziest celebrity sighting out where i was working in central park: robert kraft arm in arm with his "gal pal". there was kissing. I totally wigged out and was staring, definitely not cool.
it's weird, actors and musicians don't impress me at all (ansari showed up if you wanna name drop and it's very whatever), but anyone connected with athletics gets me startstruck

Only autograph I've ever asked for is from Ozzie Smith. I feel you, bro.

Rob Gronkowski, Aaron Hernandez, Jake Ballard, Visanthe Shiancoe

how did vikings let shiancoe walk? do they have any receivers? but maybe they don't have a qb either so why bother?

I'm looking forward to the pats introducing the world to the all TE offense

with wes welker running around them like a minicooper

wow, hernandez tied up thru 2018. that's 6 more years of gronk-hernandez action in the books. no news on $ yet.

Upon agreeing to a five-year contract extension on Monday, Patriots tight end Aaron Hernandez made a charitable gesture that owner Robert Kraft acknowledged in remarks Monday evening at the team's annual charitable foundation gala.

"One of the touching moments since I've owned the team -- knowing that this is our charitable gala tonight -- Aaron came into my office, a little teary-eyed, and presented me with a check for $50,000 to go to the Myra Kraft Giving Back Fund," Kraft said. "I said 'Aaron, you don't have to do this, you've already got your contract.' And he said 'No, it makes me feel good and I want to do it.'

<3 AH

Nice

Aaron came into my office, a little teary-eyed, and presented me with a check for $50,000 to go to the Myra Kraft Giving Back Fund," Kraft said. "I said 'Aaron, you don't have to do this, you've already got your contract.'