nfl offseason transactions, fired coaches, general nonsense 2012

huh

http://tracking.si.com/2012/01/24/report-dennis-allen-is-the-favorite-to-be-next-raiders-head-coach/?sct=hp_t2_a5&eref=sihp

Maybe the Bucs should just try going a season w/o a head coach.

BUT I DONT WANT A BRONCOS COACH.

*grump*

http://www.nfl.com/news/story/09000d5d8265203d/article/colts-hire-ravens-dc-pagano-to-replace-caldwell-as-coach?module=HP11_headline_stack

greg schiano, tampa bay hc

woah

Chilly is the new o-coordinator for the Browns

Sorry brownie

oh no

My condolences.

http://gickr.com/results2/anim_7c275206-c26c-a654-854b-d376d0fd5df0.gif

so good/terrifying to see that again

I had hoped to never see it again (hides)

Absolutely love this hire. Good to see the Browns front office finally all be on the same page (Heckert is totally the best G.M. we've had since coming back). I predict Chilly will be the next Wade Phillips, where a disgraced former coach who should have never been a coach in the first place gets re-hired as a coordinator and the rest is history. Happy to see Shurmur realizing you're not doing a good job at playcalling when the other team knows what play is going to be run 95% of the time. Chilly failed in Minnesota because he lost the locker room, and as an O.C. being in control of the players is obviously not his responsibility. He'll be fine. 10-6 and 12-4 in his last two full seasons + a trip to the NFC Championship game? I'd take that anyday.

chilly's whole "dressed to kill" method of motivation (mixing fear and sexual confusion) worked on brett favre that one year, i guess.

http://i44.tinypic.com/6nxzx1.png

arian foster best dressed guy in the league

Childress will make an excellent offensive coordinator if they can get Andy Reid to call the plays for him again.

http://www.panthers.com/news/article-2/Panthers-introduce-refined-logo/22b44075-6ab5-477d-ac6d-7d29733deea0

panthers FINALLY got a new font

not great but better than the old one?

the panther got spruced up a bit too, that's nice for them.

before:

http://images.pictureshunt.com/pics/c/carolina_panthers_logo-9058.gif

after:

http://www.panthers.com/assets/clubimages/News/2012/01-January/120129_refined_inside.gif

god that looks sooooooo much better

i was talking w/ my friend the other day about how shitty it was that the god cam newton had to wear such mickey mouse 90s uniforms

i'm trying to figure out what happened to the new panthers right whiskers which seems to have migrated quite a ways from his nose

lol, that is technically better i guess, but "slightly less terrible" would be more accurate

well as long as the colors are black and screaming electric blue they've kind of painted themselves into a corner

is it some kind of optical illusion that makes it look like the font and logo are no longer the same shade of blue?

someone should do a fonts poll for nfl teams.
say what you will about washington we do have a good font

lol, that is technically better i guess, but "slightly less terrible" would be more accurate
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, January 30, 2012 3:29 AM

Is there a particular reason why the A in "Panthers" needed to have two extra scratch marks? Also, I can't locate the new panther's nose: is it the blue "triangle" above the teeth? Is it the black space to the right? Or is it the blue "hook" to the right of that?

imagine if they had a pro bowl and no one noticed

ryan matthews was apparently in the pro bowl this year

so was brandon marshall

also cam newton went 9/27 and threw three picks

in the pro bowl

do you remember the pro bowl where there were 100 points scored and andy dalton finished with close to a perfect qb rating?

i thought it was actually entertaining! that play where Newton nearly got sacked twice, then escaped and threw a godawful pick (like, no one from his team was in the area), which was then fumbled , then recovered, then ran for a touchdown through a bunch of defenders - that was pretty cool and the kind of thing that would have like 7 flags thrown on it if it were a 'real' game

http://theclassical.org/sites/default/files/nfl.com%202012-1-30%200%3A51%3A49.png

Experimental Literacy at NFL.com

poor eric widdle

BreakingNews Breaking News
Sports: Peyton Manning likely will never play football again, sources say - http://lat.ms/zuxF0j
3 minutes ago

rip

big loss for the nfl if true. there's no doubt he will do down in history as one of the top two quarterbacks in his family. i miss him already tbh.

yeah he's got to be subconsciously rooting against Eli right now

gdamn, you really can find a picture of calvin peeing on anything. the internet

http://oi37.tinypic.com/2vl3amq.jpg

not surprised at all about this... i'm not sure how you can have "spinal fusion surgery" and then play nfl football again. just doesn't seem possible.

cant we just sacrifice eli and put him in peytons pyramid or w/e

so... was there a certain play where peyton fucked himself up or was it some sort of degenerative thing?

you mean, inbreeding?

i am genuinely sad abt this :/

peyton deserved to ride out the rivalry w/brady til the end

also eli should be murdered asap

time for ryan leaf to make a comeback

also i am worried re superbowl

"That boy is our last hope."
"No, there is another..."