nfl offseason transactions, fired coaches, general nonsense 2012

Whitlock on the Mike Silver column:

My takeaway is that within the Raiders organization there are a lot of beaten-down, worthless Al Davis flunkies who are scared McKenzie has been given the autonomy to scrub the place clean of beaten-down, worthless Al Davis flunkies. The Al Davis-Oakland gravy train has run out of gravy and starving, beaten-down, worthless Al Davis flunkies are crying on the laptop of the media member Al Davis despised the most, Mike Silver.

Yep, Silver established his reputation as arguably the best NFL writer in the country (Silver is far superior to Peter the King) by repeatedly going toe-to-toe with Al Davis. It’s comical watching Hue-bris feign undying loyalty and respect for Al Davis while collaborating with Davis’ top media enemy on stories that paint Al’s son as inept.

Which leads me back to my main point: The city of Oakland should throw a parade for whoever — Mark Davis or Reggie McKenzie — was responsible for kicking Hue-bris Jackson to the curb.

http://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/story/hue-jackson-hubris-not-racism-got-him-fired-by-oakland-raiders-011211

uhhhh

as ever, jason whitlock makes a salient point while still managing to be an ass

rmde @ "Hue-bris"

mike sliver (intentionally misspelled) of talent

if you're an editor and you let someone make a "Hue-bris" joke over 20 times in a column you should be fired immediately

The Hue-bris thing is genius.

fisher to the rams apparently

lol @ brian schottenheimer 2 rams

im just glad the falcons dodged that bullet

Alabama, too.

gregg williams leaves saints, joins rams as DC. pushed or jumped?

there were rumors from a few weeks ago saying he was gonna follow fisher wherever

colts keeping caldwell. also: http://www.theonion.com/articles/bucs-to-talk-with-marty-schottenheimer-about-how-l,27031/

fuck are the colts doing

judging by the state of the roster, irsay made the right decision saying 'bye to the polians first and foremost. i'm 99% sure caldwell is no good but i guess the colts figured they would give him a chance to coach a team with players on it. one less team to worry about in the afc next year imo.

really wonder if this is a prelude to bringing peyton back

cuz otherwise it makes zero sense

unless for some reason they just feel like there will be better HC candidates available after next season

wow so weird

I think they wisely realize that they will not be any good next year either, so give Peyton a victory lap with his coach before they cut the cord completely.

lol if peyton is actually that invested in keeping caldwell around they should fire one and trade the other

yeah i didn't realize caldwell was "peyton's coach"?

Not sure they can trade him until he demonstrates that he can play. His contract is enormous.

Caldwell is the closest thing to continuity that Peyton has now that Polian, Moore, and Dungy are all gone.

but there is something they can do this very second, and that is fire jim caldwell

i think it's less that caldwell is peyton's coach and more that if caldwell is there peyton is the coach

i think it would be very hard to bring someone from the outside into "peyton's colts" -- the entire offense is basically "peyton walks to the line of scrimmage and decides what everyone is going to do"

yeah i still don't totally get that--it would be so hard to find someone who could coach up the defense and had the ability to speak while the game was taking place?

so i guess caldwell has just been fired? colts must have been reading this thread

what in the world is going on over there.

they prob intended to get rid of him all along and there were just erroneous reports out there?

the problem is exacerbated by ppl posting on this thread with unverified shit that they saw on twitter

xp i know i just enjoy imagining that the entire colts org. is in total chaos rn

yeah the idea of Caldwell not getting fired would have blown my mind too

the more bizarre thing is how irsay seems to be insistent on releasing peyton instead of trading him if they do indeed decide to get rid of him

Manning's contract is front-loaded fwiw: http://www.nytimes.com/2011/07/31/sports/football/manning-agrees-to-90-million-contract-with-colts.html

Jay Glazer of FOX Sports reports that former Rams head coach Steve Spagnuolo interviewed for the Colts defensive coordinator position, and Caldwell was one of the people Spagnuolo interviewed with, along with other team officials.

mike nolan joins atlanta as DC, his fourth team in four years.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgGKSjiw0HQ

Umm, these emails:

http://deadspin.com/5855433/am-i-sick-are-we-all-sick-overwrought-things-the-media-wrote-to-auburns-pr-guy-during-cam-newtons-wild-2010-season

This whole Rob Lowe/Peyton Manning retirement hullaballoo on twitter and, subsequently, on various news outlets is my favorite thing ever.

Guy in my office said, "if Peyton and Rob are besties, does that mean Eli and Chad hang out together by default?"

what was Chad's helmet catch

AdamSchefter Adam Schefter
Only two of the 11 NFL head coaches hired in 2009 remain: Jim Schwartz and Rex Ryan. Other nine -- nine! -- each now fired.

Jim Irsay: “My sources tell me Rob will star in an epic remake of ‘Deep Throat’ with aging porn stars and 4 finger circus clowns!”

lol stay classy, ladainian

I dont think LaDanian did anything wrong here. He's a leader on the team, he wants to see changes made so he went public. THeir season is over. Ed Reed on the other hand. Ed: you are playing in the AFC Championship this weekend. You are probably the greatest safety of all time, Joe Flacco isnt fit to wash your jock. But you need him to get you to the Super Bowl, so shut the fuck up

as much as i'd love to shit on LDT, he's approximately the eighth jet to publicly speak about the santonio thing, so i don't have much of a problem w/ it

plus it seems like all these dudes feel like their only recourse is to talk publicly about it? idk

anyway LOL jets, you signed santonio holmes to a long term deal

at least you'll always have that TD celebration

yeah it's not a big deal but ldt is a free agent so this feels distinctly like taking some shots on your way out (which he also did to the bolts iirc).

yeah idk