here's a pats thread for everyone to talk about patritos shit because nobody else cares

what the fuck, who is saying the bills are nine point favorites over the patriots

― Dudley Daigle: Tugboat Captain (forksclovetofu), Friday, September 23, 2011 6:56 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

+8.5 means the Bills are 8.5 point underdogs.

speaking of Moss, I thought he seemed super chill and cool in that scene with Bill where they discuss the Halloween party.

Ah okay. As you can see, i dont gamble

brady went and cut his hair!!! do you think it will make belichick change?

he's just a guy with a new haircut

did he get a mohawk

buffalo is delilah!

ha, isn't the Bills bar in Chicago called Delilah's?

let's not examine that allusion to closely because it doesn't make any sense

xp YES!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bYNwfq84hJU

"ah fuck you mason just fuck you will ya?"

this fucken guy

New England Patriots wide receiver Julian Edelman is due in Boston Municipal Court today where he will be arraigned on charges of indecent assault and battery on a woman, Suffolk District Attorney Daniel F. Conley’s office said.

Boston police spokeswoman Elaine Driscoll said officers were called to the Storyville nightclub on Exeter Street in the Back Bay around 1:30 a.m. today to investigate reports of an assault.

After police spoke with the female victim, Edelman was arrested on a single count of indecent assault and battery, Driscoll said. Edelman was taken into custody but later posted bail and released by police.

Driscoll said out of respect for the confidentiality of the information the victim supplied to police, she would not provide specific details of the allegation against Edelman.

In a report on the case, Boston police said Edelman was inside the nightclub on Halloween night when he allegedly reached underneath the woman’s costume and groped her below the waist.

A man who was with the woman told police that a man – later identified as Edelman – bumped into the woman on the dance floor. “He saw the victim’s face change into an expression of shock,’’ police said in the report.

The man then confronted Edelman on the dance floor and “threatened to beat him up’’ while the woman tried to calm him down, police said. The man and the woman were ejected, followed by Edelman, police said.

The man and the woman and Edelman were thrown out of the nightclub by bouncers to calm the situation, police were told by nightclub staff.

When police arrived, Edelman denied groping the woman, police said.

However, after the man and woman positively identified him, Edelman was charged with indecent assault and battery.

Two things: Wes Welker wouldn't ever do this and is there "decent" assault and battery in Suffolk Co?

#weswelkerwouldnt

I hope he gets ejected from the team immediately. I really don't think I can handle cheering for a team that will look the other way when this kind of thing happens. I'm not from Pittsburgh after all!

story sounds crooked to me. not that i can't imagine a football player groping a woman in a club.

Then of course after the '90 season, Tom came here and I went to Cleveland, so we haven't been together since then but we've had, whether he was there or in Jacksonville or in New York or I was in Cleveland or I was in wherever I was before coming back here, we've always maintained a good friendship.

i love that coach bill hates the jets so much that he can't even stomach to acknowledge he was there. he's the greatest *swoon*

the coach's art of pretend forgetfulness

So are the Pats now a "finesse" team?

wes welker u are a pa-treat-o

gross

u mad?

just jealous

lol

this team has all of the hallmarks of a 10-6 team that misses the playoffs, and that only thanks to the soft second half schedule. i don't think a pats team under bb has ever been bad in quite so many areas. maybe having a position coach and no one as your coordinators isn't the paradigm redefining genius that no one thought it was, although they have a gen-u-ine ST coordinator and that might actually be their worst phase of play. but playcalling has definitely exaggerated the crazy personal issues.

they just kind of suck

i just think they straight up have no talent on defense -- wilfork and mayo and chung are pretty great, but you could make an argument that no one after that (except maybe mccourtney) should be starting for a team that has super bowl aspirations. they absolutely cannot rush the passer and they can't cover anyone. and of course those two issues exacerbate the other. they've really screwed up the draft.

i think ras-i dowling is gonna be pretty good, but obviously he's hurt

but there's been so many pass rushers in the past two drafts and the pats just haven't picked any of them except for jermaine cunningham but he's not a 10 sack a year guy

he's also been totally invisible this year which is a running theme with their defensive draft picks

reiss at espn (who is v understated about it if he ever says anything critical) has said a number of times that maybe belichick could use a sounding board as far as making decisions in the draft.. i mean, it seems to me they have had a lot of the same issues since late 2007

cunningham has been a healthy scratch last couple games. pass rush has been better than last year but coverage has been worse. andre carter is doing well, spikes is effective when they rush him the DTs. belichick is notoriously particular about his linebackers being versatile, which has left them with some dudes who can do everything ok, eg ninkovich, while deftly avoiding more one dimensional players like clay matthews.

"Hey, Rex, Belichick is better than you," the fan screamed to Ryan, who was walking off the field and into the locker room tunnel with the rest of the team.

"Shut the f--- up," Ryan yelled back.

Ryan could be subject to a fine by the league or the Jets.

Ryan's counterpart, Bill Belichick, also reportedly used profanity after the game. According to the New York Post, he told his son during the postgame celebration: "Thirty-seven points on the best defense in the league" and then used a vulgarity.

The league won't investigate that because it was in a private conversation, the spokesman said.

I believe the exact quote was "Thirty-seven points on the best defense in the league. Suck my dick!"

i think ras-i dowling is gonna be pretty good, but obviously he's hurt

― J0rdan S., Sunday, November 6, 2011 8:20 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark

he just needs some time in the lazarus pit

genuine lol at that

andre carter seems like a cool guy

yeah he does

So if I keep my son cranking away at piano lessons does he have a shot at becoming a defensive lineman for the Pats?

kyle arrington currently 3rd cb in afc pro bowl voting

http://a.espncdn.com/photo/2012/0110/nfl_a_belichick_gb1_668.jpg

bffs

hahahahah omg

pats ppl check out the belichick press conf from yesterday if you have 20 mins spare. bill feeling good, in talking mood.

http://30fps.mocksession.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/2012-January-25-11-34-1.jpg

what in the...

oh come on that's totally self-explanatory

love this:

http://i42.tinypic.com/8yzwxw.jpg

brandon spikes with bob k

<3
brandon spikes is one of my favorite players on this team.

also: Suggs and Gronk wired for the afc title game

http://www.nfl.com/videos/nfl-films-sound-efx/09000d5d8265c595/Sound-FX-Ravens-vs-Patriots-first-half
http://www.nfl.com/videos/nfl-films-sound-efx/09000d5d8265c8ff/Sound-FX-Ravens-vs-Patriots-second-half

rob gronkowski is having fun

https://p.twimg.com/AkV4LISCMAAdu3_.jpg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=3hQB9x-WQ5g