Jets vs. Steelers and Packers vs. Bears! It's Evil vs. Slightly-Less Evil and <3<3<3 A-Rodg vs. Ex-Hatcat — 2010 NFL Conference Chamionships

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Yeah, I mean look at how the public views this team:

Week 1: Won on a controversial "no catch" call that will probably be changed in the rulebook this season.
Week 3: Beat the Packers on MNF in an embarassing game in which the Packers committed a franchise-record 18 penalties, negating all sorts of game-changing sacks, interceptions, and completions.
Week 4: Got destroyed by the Giants after http://c0848462.cdn.cloudfiles.rackspacecloud.com/3d93bd2c4f3f1b33c02182fd0f20476f.png gets sacked 46 times; team actually gains NEGATIVE yardage in the first half.
Week 5: Backup QB Todd Collins throws FOUR picks, goes 6/16 for 32 yards. Luckily they are playing against the worst team in the league and they wind up winning anyway.
Week 7: http://c0848462.cdn.cloudfiles.rackspacecloud.com/3d93bd2c4f3f1b33c02182fd0f20476f.png continues the trend by throwing four picks to the SAME PERSON.
Week 11: On a nationally televised game, the Bears win by shutting out Tyler Thigpen in one of the worst QB performances of the season.
Week 13: Rematch vs. the Lions; Bears trail most of the game but win thanks to a very sketchy "roughing the passer" call
Week 15: MNF vs. the Vikings - played after the Metrodome collapsed; the Bears knock out Favre and get to face Joe Webb (who almost nobody has heard of) the rest of the way.
Week 17: Make headlines for going "all out" to knock out their division rivals, score only 3 points
Divisional Round: Won vs. the worst playoff team ever in a game Seattle did not even appear to try to win

I mean you can't resent them for taking advantage of their opportunities but they only have one real 'signature' win (vs. Eagles) and don't rank high in anything. I think that's why most people are uncomfortable with them reaching the Super Bowl (as I recall, the 2006 SB team was kind of crap too)

frogbs, Wednesday, 19 January 2011 21:04 (thirteen years ago) link

Also they have literally not had a single significant injury which is mighty fortunate (and unlikely)

frogbs, Wednesday, 19 January 2011 21:22 (thirteen years ago) link

Good analysis, frogbs!

polyphonic, Wednesday, 19 January 2011 21:35 (thirteen years ago) link

Beat Philly.
Beat New York Jets.
Beat Green Bay.
Make the playoffs.
Get a home game in the playoffs.
Earn a bye.
Win a playoff game.

"I mean look at how the public views this team"

I couldnt give a flying fuck how the public views this team.

The Curse of Dennis Stratton (Bill Magill), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 21:56 (thirteen years ago) link

damn i can't wait for the bears to stand up for cancer patients worldwide and knock the packers back to the tundra wastelands~

omar little, Wednesday, 19 January 2011 21:59 (thirteen years ago) link

I'm just explaining why the public and many of the posters on this thread are so down on the team. I mean GB beat the Eagles and Jets too (and the Bears once). If Calvin Johnson's catch was ruled as such, how do the playoffs shake out? With the Bears as a 5/6 seed?

frogbs, Wednesday, 19 January 2011 21:59 (thirteen years ago) link

Hypotheticals are irrelevant. If a frog had wings it could fly. If my aunt had a dick she'd be my uncle. Who cares if Johnson's catch was ruled that way? it wasnt, let's decide it on the field.

The Curse of Dennis Stratton (Bill Magill), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 22:16 (thirteen years ago) link

My aunt had a dick that she kept in a jar on her desk. used to scare the shit outta me.

thank you based jättegod (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 22:18 (thirteen years ago) link

If you want to think that way, why is there any reason to discuss the game at all? Bears are 11-5 and Packers 10-6. So Bears win.

frogbs, Wednesday, 19 January 2011 22:32 (thirteen years ago) link

ahh man i was so excited to watch it too

i love tampon spaceship (San Te), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 22:32 (thirteen years ago) link

we all were but we've got to move on

thank you based jättegod (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 22:33 (thirteen years ago) link

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/jLu1Ol7nZTA/0.jpg

i love tampon spaceship (San Te), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 22:35 (thirteen years ago) link

lol k i deserve that yellowcard

i love tampon spaceship (San Te), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 22:40 (thirteen years ago) link

Bears win? welp.

VegemiteGrrrl, Wednesday, 19 January 2011 22:53 (thirteen years ago) link

wait mike florio APOLOGIZED!!

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2011/01/18/an-apology-to-aaron-rodgers-packers-fans-and-jan-cavanaugh

omar little, Wednesday, 19 January 2011 23:05 (thirteen years ago) link

i saw that this morning. was stunned.

i love tampon spaceship (San Te), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 23:08 (thirteen years ago) link

He's still a jerk

VegemiteGrrrl, Wednesday, 19 January 2011 23:09 (thirteen years ago) link

BEARS RULING ALL U DUM DUMZ!

er like duh (jdchurchill), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 23:30 (thirteen years ago) link

http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=6203

er like duh (jdchurchill), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 23:31 (thirteen years ago) link

can i just...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvPxzQBIafo

end aggro business now (Hunt3r), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 23:51 (thirteen years ago) link

Atwater was incredible. Scared me to death as a Chargers fan.

polyphonic, Wednesday, 19 January 2011 23:54 (thirteen years ago) link

not sure if this is for here or the offseason thread or wherever but wtf?.

Daniel, Esq., Thursday, 20 January 2011 14:16 (thirteen years ago) link

i mean, no problem except that parcells was a paid-employee of a division rival at the time.

Daniel, Esq., Thursday, 20 January 2011 14:17 (thirteen years ago) link

Never was quite sure what Parcells was doing for the Dolphins in the first place. Now i guess i know, strengthening their division rivals.

The Curse of Dennis Stratton (Bill Magill), Thursday, 20 January 2011 14:59 (thirteen years ago) link

http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/tix/2167480814.html

Princess TamTam, Thursday, 20 January 2011 18:38 (thirteen years ago) link

nice

hard as a markers (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 20 January 2011 18:39 (thirteen years ago) link

carefully worded!

call all destroyer, Thursday, 20 January 2011 18:39 (thirteen years ago) link

"do" "stuff"

thank you based jättegod (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 20 January 2011 18:43 (thirteen years ago) link

i like to mix it up
i like to do stuff

hard as a markers (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 20 January 2011 18:45 (thirteen years ago) link

LOL I am a guy. This may make you not want me to "do" some of the "stuff" you're thinking about

VegemiteGrrrl, Thursday, 20 January 2011 18:58 (thirteen years ago) link

does he start slow? (but then beat it up?)

frogbs, Thursday, 20 January 2011 19:15 (thirteen years ago) link

don't think there's anything wrong w/ what parcells did, I think everyone should work towards good people getting coaching jobs and that should be considered outside of any rivalry. you want to win cause you had the best team on the field, not because you beat poorly managed and coached teams.

iatee, Thursday, 20 January 2011 20:17 (thirteen years ago) link

I put all my chips ($10) on Pittsburgh in my friend's big playoff pool, because I can't bet against the Bears. This week I am a Steelers fan.

get off my lawn (rockapads), Friday, 21 January 2011 19:03 (thirteen years ago) link

"The speakers who came next — including Mayor Michael R. Bloomberg, Senator Charles E. Schumer..."

I'm sure these werent the only fools at this Times Square rally who were on the Giants bandwagon just a short three years ago.

The Curse of Dennis Stratton (Bill Magill), Friday, 21 January 2011 19:25 (thirteen years ago) link

if the super bowl ends up being steelers vs packers/bears, it's a damn shame that they've got to play it in that jones supervillain lair and not in a snowy outdoor stadiu,.

omar little, Friday, 21 January 2011 21:00 (thirteen years ago) link

m

omar little, Friday, 21 January 2011 21:00 (thirteen years ago) link

it'd be great if steelers-bears happened and it was a total shootout

David Warner (Princess TamTam), Friday, 21 January 2011 21:02 (thirteen years ago) link

otm xp

mookieproof, Friday, 21 January 2011 21:02 (thirteen years ago) link

our choices for super bowl qbs are

sleazy rapist
dreamboat w/skills
misanthropic diabetic with a cannon arm
an idiot

omar little, Friday, 21 January 2011 22:12 (thirteen years ago) link

dreamboat w/skillz 4 lyfe <3

VegemiteGrrrl, Friday, 21 January 2011 22:13 (thirteen years ago) link

lol "an idiot"

VegemiteGrrrl, Friday, 21 January 2011 22:13 (thirteen years ago) link

now you barely know mr sanchez

thank you based jättegod (forksclovetofu), Friday, 21 January 2011 22:18 (thirteen years ago) link

I just realized omar could be pulling a Morbz and saying Sanchez is the dreamboat w/skillz.

Requesting formal clarification, omar.

VegemiteGrrrl, Friday, 21 January 2011 22:19 (thirteen years ago) link

tbh i thought of http://c0848462.cdn.cloudfiles.rackspacecloud.com/3d93bd2c4f3f1b33c02182fd0f20476f.png first

David Warner (Princess TamTam), Friday, 21 January 2011 22:22 (thirteen years ago) link

cut13r

David Warner (Princess TamTam), Friday, 21 January 2011 22:22 (thirteen years ago) link

hahah awesome!

VegemiteGrrrl, Friday, 21 January 2011 22:26 (thirteen years ago) link

xpost to tamtam: u_u

VegemiteGrrrl, Friday, 21 January 2011 22:27 (thirteen years ago) link

haha what the hell

David Warner (Princess TamTam), Friday, 21 January 2011 22:27 (thirteen years ago) link


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