hipster jay cutler

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― pro EVOO sucker (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 23:49

someone needs to make a .jpg top-level domain a reality immediately

srsly

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v212/etienne_saint/cutttler.jpg

lololol

BEST!

K-Lassik!!! lol

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Is Jay http://i54.tinypic.com/1j14s2.jpg also Captain America?

cutty needs a "Jay Damon" shirt

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<3

sasha not feeling joe manchin (right?) there

Hipster http://i54.tinypic.com/1j14s2.jpg = Hitler?

Wait, something went massively wrong with that post why is that cat?

Oh nevermind I see

Oh also someone already made that joke. Fuck.

jay http://i54.tinypic.com/1j14s2.jpg

Sharpen up some http://i54.tinypic.com/1j14s2.jpgy.

C[/i]ulter.

Cut[/i]ler

Does http://i54.tinypic.com/1j14s2.jpg only become http://i54.tinypic.com/1j14s2.jpg on the hipster Jay http://i54.tinypic.com/1j14s2.jpg thread or will it do http://i54.tinypic.com/1j14s2.jpg when I type http://i54.tinypic.com/1j14s2.jpg on a non-http://i54.tinypic.com/1j14s2.jpg thread?

man i can still find no video or photograph of the Quesadilla Incident :(

dude needs some protection

I think the offensive line is getting worse. They definitely have not made it better. Letting Kreutz go was pretty stupid, but the Bears are cheap and I think they decided they didn't want to pay him what he wanted.

Thank you for winning me my fantasy game this week, Hipster Jay Cutler.

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If I didn't already know it, I'd never in a thousand years peg that guy as a starting qb in the NFL. He looks like a doughy Patrick Dempsey.

he looks like he knows

oh man at first i thought he was wearing crocs

he looks like harland williams

http://i.imgur.com/1OSGA.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/RnBQc.jpg

what percentage of starting qbs in the nfl are better than jay cutler? like 45% or something?

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what percentage of starting qbs in the nfl are better than jay cutler? like 45% or something?

― nakhchivan, Thursday, May 3, 2012 7:17 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark

uhm i dunno about percentages, he's probably a top 10-12 guy though

so was he being unfairly patronized in 10-11? or were ppl saying he was merely failing to achieve his potential ? or is he just hateful/risible for reasons that can't be gleaned from a quick skim of his wikipedia page

you mean in this thread? he wasnt doing too great those years because he went from a team with good offense talent, to a team with bad, which i guess magnified his flaws. i think there's more widespread recognition after this past season that he's a really good player who's doing everything he can to win with some crummy players around him.

the reason people dont like him isnt really related to the quality of his play, hes just seen as sort of a goofy-goober-douche** who talks a lot of shit on the field. he also played at Vanderbilt which has a preppy/fratty rep, and i think thats followed him

**http://i.imgur.com/ozNEl.gif

I think people just hate the dude's face. He's just got an aloof smugness in his face which I think is more just how he looks that makes people hate him. It's kind of like how Jim Breuer just always looks stoned (even when not). People like the rah rah polical science types or the aw shucks I'm going to drink a six pack and shuck some oysters after the game then go huntin' or even physical freak gift of god types and the Cutler is just none of those.

Cutler isn't great, but he's got enough skills with what the Bears do usually do well, they should be able to hang with the superpower QB clubs. He's got to stay healthy too.

Let's see who is ahead...

The legends and soon to be
Rogers
Brees
Brady
Manning (bionic - probably still)

Big time winners (but sometimes have won ugly)
Manning (little bro')- Really not too pretty and kind of considered a f-up at points, but hey now he has won it all twice.
Rofflesburger- Kind of the same, looked fugly down the stretch gotten broke down.

Really Cutler wins with the Bears, you will file him here. The M.O. the Bears are setup really is the same as the Giants and Steelers - win by pass rush.

The guys that are pretty good, but not the long term success or big wins.
Newton
Stafford
Ryan
Romo - statistically really one of the best evah, but he has both flubbed it when it counted and kind of has the face you would love to smack like Cutler, except a bit more pretty.
Rivers - was really on the cusp, but last season kind of sucked
Vick is a total x-factor. Hard still to compare him.

I can't really put Fitzgerald or Flacco even above Cutler, but they are solid on a crappy team and a great team that can't get over.

What's left
Palmer - he was good at one point. Now?
Sanchez can't go there
Dalton - do it again, could get good
Freeman - maybe better, maybe not. Didn't help squadush last year.
Schaub - better and has better players around him, but cannot stay healthy.
Hasselbeck - was better at one point and played ok at points, but can't say much better if better
Alex Smith - nice season, great game against Saints

So yeah Cutler about ranks where he ranks, deal is that I think he has enough skills to hold them around against the top guns.

i dont really mind him though. i like QBs who talk shit, i dont get why it bugs people so much

earlnash otm

that gif never gets old

I shouldn't called the Ravens great, they probably think so *no shite* but the refs screw them. They are 'good' and usally solid but can't get over.

lets not forget that cutler has thrown some absolutely amazing interceptions, the kind that make you completely forget how good he is.

oh that pic with the dog

what percentage of starting qbs in the nfl are better than jay cutler? like 45% or something?

― nakhchivan, Thursday, May 3, 2012 7:17 PM (4 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

No

Enumerate it then. Looking for percentiles here, Bill.

he's in the top third, but towards the bottom, so maybe 30%? 20% if he's having a really good season?

How you like me now?

not much

given how dismal cutler has been all season, and how much better he was last night, you can credibly concoct a scenario where gase looked ahead to this season, brought cutler in, and planned everything around winning this one game. a game that miami always wins.

JC has had a couple other good starts. Really, he has been about as good as ever has been overall which is mediocre/middling.

He is definitely not the basement.

"Jay Cutler is ahead of Kurt Warner, Joe Namath, Troy Aikman and Terry Bradshaw in TD passes. ... Cutler has supreme arm talent." —@RealSkipBayless pic.twitter.com/Tp9q8szv8B

— FOX Sports (@FOXSports) December 12, 2017

...Skip, no

Cutler's a second-rate Favre who never really had the benefit of playing on a great team. for all the grief Chicagoans gave him I thought he had a lot of really good games w/ them.

Kristin Cavallari and Jay Cutler have been stuck in the Bahamas with her hairstylist for 22 days THREAD pic.twitter.com/z5dXQzjllX

— claire (@clairecdowns) April 6, 2020

good thread

lol

mildly disappointed they didn’t get stuck there

they kinda did
https://www.eonline.com/news/1144978/kristin-cavallari-and-jay-cutler-divorce-after-10-years-together

It really was just a matter of time, right?

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Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait

jay cutler & tomi lahren are dating?

— Sarah Spain (@SarahSpain) September 3, 2020

DOOOOOOOOOONNNNNT CAAAAAAAARE
DO U?

where's the damn quesadilla video

ugh I guess 12 years ago I thought it was ok to use the r word, dumb asshole :/

https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/41867232/former-nfl-qb-jay-cutler-faces-dui-weapons-charges

Former NFL quarterback Jay Cutler was arrested in Tennessee on Thursday night after a traffic crash and faces four charges, a spokesperson for the Franklin Police Department confirmed to ESPN.

Cutler, 41, was charged with driving under the influence, possession of a handgun while under the influence, failure to exercise due care to avoid a collision and implied consent.

According to a release from the Franklin Police Department, officers responded to a minor traffic collision in downtown Franklin around 5 p.m. on Thursday. The police investigation suggests that Cutler rear-ended another vehicle.

"During their conversation with Cutler, officers noticed a strong odor of alcohol," the release stated. "Cutler was also slurring his words and had blood shot eyes. Cutler refused field sobriety tests and was taken to a local hospital where a blood sample was obtained through a blood search warrant."

A police search of Cutler's vehicle revealed that he had two firearms in his possession, including a loaded pistol.

This dis made me chuckle…

“Another Jay Cutler drive comes up short.”