MOSS TO PATS! HOLY WOW!~

^#4's

Also:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tmJcUlrkMNg

thanks v much

was just coming by to post one clap

one crap ;)

http://nbcsportsmedia1.msnbc.com/j/msnbc/Components/Slideshows/_production/050109_pacvik_/050110_randy_moon.standard.jpg

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2010/11/02/boatload-of-teams-expected-to-claim-moss-on-waivers-including-patriots/

http://www.twincities.com/sports/ci_16500542?nclick_check=1

Finally, the caterers are identified.

Finally, some answers. Thank god!

Randy Moss, for the crime of disrespecting Midwestern hospitality, I sentence you to free agency

oh no Br'er Childress, please don't throw me in the Belichick Patch

that behavior is abysmal. idk what the story was before that -- maybe moss was provoked terribly or maybe childress is a terrible coach -- but i think childress was right to waive him after that.

childress seems like a pinhead, don't get me wrong.

To be fair, there is no way I would eat that food.

http://oi51.tinypic.com/rkyp7a.jpg

ha!

To be fair his dog does have expensive taste. Randy was just being real

okay, if every mouthy person got fired because they said some bullshit about catered food, no one would ever work with mouthy people

wait that sounds like heaven tho, I may be undermining my argument which is FUCK YOU, CHIDLRESS

Buncha crybabies

lol!

i can't stop laughing at that yelp review tho ;_; poor restaurant is being voted down on yelp by jokesters!

dude it's toochi benooch

don't sweat it

I wonder if Matt Birk is the mayor of Tinucci's Restaurant and Catering on Foursquare.

lol

Q: How do you compensate for Moss' loss on the field?
Childress: We've got Hank Baskett, who has been inactive. We'll elevate his turns and get him in the mix. He'll help us there and he'll help us on special teams.

You can't make this up!

Someone should start a twitter account called @shitmycoachsays

"He'll help us there and he'll help us on special teams."

Just dont expect him to recover onside kicks for you. But then again, i dont think the Vikings will find themselves in that situation often.

I'm sure this drama will all be explained on a very special episode of Kendra.

Hank Baskett. Maybe they can bring back Matt Jones from retirement.

Hell, might as well go for Ashley Lelie while they're at it.

HOT DAMN HE'S A TENNESSEE TITAN!

I <3 this!

!!!

very weird

it is weird but I am glad he landed on a team that is neither bad nor hated.

I definitely like that move. Strong coach, good players around him.

RANDY GOIN HOME

maybe prognosis on britt injury not so good.

not so surprised that mia passed on him but thought the arguments in favour of stl were persuasive.

will randy report? he only wants to go somewhere he can get a ring. tits in the super bowl? maybe.

Reportedly, Tennessee is where he was hoping to go.

yeah, britt is on my fantasy team so this is terrible for society as a whole and must be stopped

Were he and Collins in Oakland at the same time? I can't remember. If so, there's already a connection.

i might have to cater the Titans next meal and get this done myself

how long is vince young out for? Moss is perfect for a guy like kerry collins, who can unload the long ball. this could be bad for vince.

I haven't heard anything about how long, but apparently Vince's ankle (re)injury was not so good.

Haha, sorry about that Justin Gage.

@AdrianPeterson: I know C.J is excited! Moss is a great teammate !

Randy, you can go fishing now bro!

I kind of like it.

Dudes! Randy! Titans! Duuuuudes!
So fucking psyched about this.

i kinda love that the descent from belichick to childress was so steep that inside 4 weeks randy had told the vikes owner that he had to fire chilly.

Randy OTM

enjoying this excerpt:

It's not surprising that Vikings owner Zygi Wilf has been hanging around Winter Park the past few days. What is surprising is that he was able to make it past the pitchforks, flaming torches and "Fire Childress" banners to get to the Vikings' practice facility.

Having Zygi snacking in the team cafeteria just adds to the general creepiness surrounding the Vikings this week. He's not exactly one of the boys. And his presence often leads to plenty of eye rolling. Obviously, he's trying to gauge the temperature of his team. But not being much of a football guy, Zygi couldn't figure out the team's temperature if he went from locker to locker with a basal thermometer.

If he could figure it out, however, he'd discover that the temperature is about what it always is. The majority of Vikings players never will break into a chorus of "For he's a jolly good fellow ..." when Childress walks into the room. But they are professional, and they want to win. So they look past the circus and try to concentrate on the next football game.

Zygi Wilf is a Legendary Creature in Magic