if SBs could fly that guy would be an airport
― congratulations (n/a), Saturday, 9 October 2010 21:48 (thirteen years ago) link
really the only way this doesnt make favre look like a supercrepe fuckstick is if it turns out not to be true. anything other than that is frankly a bunch of handwaving
― MMLLLARRRFF (jjjusten), Saturday, 9 October 2010 21:48 (thirteen years ago) link
Airport makes a good argument. How do you know if a chick wants to see your wang or not unless you show it to her?
This is why most men would be wise to never wear pants.
― funky house skeptic (polyphonic), Saturday, 9 October 2010 22:04 (thirteen years ago) link
that is his argument as far as i can tell!
― horseshoe, Saturday, 9 October 2010 22:08 (thirteen years ago) link
what if Brett wanted all of us to see his dong and had trouble finding all of our phone numbers
somethin 2 think baout
― little puppy (jeff), Saturday, 9 October 2010 22:15 (thirteen years ago) link
it's like submitting a resume for a job interview, really.
― Daniel, Esq., Saturday, 9 October 2010 22:16 (thirteen years ago) link
airport, if your girlfriend or wife had every dude in her office sending her emails and text messages with photos of their cocks and were walking up to her desk and whipping their dicks out, i hope you wouldn't say "well honey, how are they supposed to know if you don't want it?" when she complains to you about it
― truly blunted rhyme fiend (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 9 October 2010 22:17 (thirteen years ago) link
lol daniel
i do not have the strength to sit through tearful brett favre press conferences about this
Oh I don't know, a world where Brett Favre is on television crying about dickpix sounds kind of hilarious to me (aside from the sexual harassment)
― I lettered in Sam and Carl (HI DERE), Sunday, 10 October 2010 15:23 (thirteen years ago) link
― truly blunted rhyme fiend (J0rdan S.), Saturday, October 9, 2010 5:17 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
lol, like this guy has a girlfriend or wife
― congratulations (n/a), Sunday, 10 October 2010 15:47 (thirteen years ago) link
did my temp thread ban not work or what, idgi
― ('_') (omar little), Monday, 11 October 2010 21:39 (thirteen years ago) link
btw it's amazing how everything is just falling into place like clockwork w/r/t "waffling retirements, incredible late-career success, leading to incredibly embarrassing and sleazy schadenfreude," with favre following the roger clemens script line-by-line.
― ('_') (omar little), Monday, 11 October 2010 21:42 (thirteen years ago) link
http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2010/10/11/ryan-longwell-says-brett-favre-cried-as-he-apologized-to-teammates/
― funky house skeptic (polyphonic), Monday, 11 October 2010 22:29 (thirteen years ago) link
from sterger's lawyer:
Reese has said his client "did not provide Deadspin with any information." And a Deadspin editor said it paid a third party for the material and acknowledged it's possible the man who sent the voice mails and photos may not be Favre.
so she didn't bring it public, deadspin did....so is she still a lying whore airport?
― a prairie based companion (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 11 October 2010 22:41 (thirteen years ago) link
god this season is so fucking stupid.
this is what we get for getting favre, all bad karma :(
only randy can redeem us.
― a prairie based companion (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 11 October 2010 22:43 (thirteen years ago) link
I think I'm gonna take a one hour layover at lying whore airport on my way home for thanksgiving
― Brick Frog! (forksclovetofu), Monday, 11 October 2010 22:45 (thirteen years ago) link
Love the food court there!
― schwantz, Monday, 11 October 2010 23:38 (thirteen years ago) link
The problem with lying whore airport is that most of the time the planes just lay there.
― Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 12 October 2010 00:00 (thirteen years ago) link
accommodation w/o reaction
― the only truffuluther on ilx (gbx), Tuesday, 12 October 2010 00:03 (thirteen years ago) link
tom jackson talking about this like Brett is dealing with a death in the family again. "Brett's been through things before. You're gonna see the best out of Brett Favre"
― Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 12 October 2010 00:20 (thirteen years ago) link
"on your cellphone"
― Brick Frog! (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 12 October 2010 00:26 (thirteen years ago) link
― Matt Armstrong, Monday, October 11, 2010 8:20 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
i guess it barely even needs to be said but they way the sports shows totally fall down on the job covering these kinds of scandals is so gross.
― horseshoe, Tuesday, 12 October 2010 01:53 (thirteen years ago) link
yeah.
Jason Whitlock's article about it was one of the few good ones.
― funky house skeptic (polyphonic), Tuesday, 12 October 2010 01:54 (thirteen years ago) link
and god help us all when whitlock is right about anything
― Astronaut Mike Dexter (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, 12 October 2010 01:55 (thirteen years ago) link
You will be surprised to learn that Colin Cowherd was so offensive about it on the radio that I turned my radio off.
― funky house skeptic (polyphonic), Tuesday, 12 October 2010 01:56 (thirteen years ago) link
It does not matter that Jenn Sterger’s on-full-display, fake breasts were her only qualification to land a job with the Jets. She should be afforded protection from harassment. Unsolicited e-mails, phone calls and Full Monty pics are quite different from locker-room catcalls and coaches running pass plays in the direction of a provocatively dressed Sideline Barbie.
― ('_') (omar little), Tuesday, 12 October 2010 01:57 (thirteen years ago) link
In general the whole thing annoys me. Crying butthurt about Deadspin going "tabloid" is one thing, but if one sports reporting org. could just cover the story without their head jammed up Favre's ass, I'd be really fucking happy.
And Tom Jackson...ugh dude honestly.
― VegemiteGrrrl, Tuesday, 12 October 2010 02:07 (thirteen years ago) link
"going" tabloid?
― max, Tuesday, 12 October 2010 02:08 (thirteen years ago) link
I meant suddenly ppl are all omg DS is in the gutter, when that's where they live. Maybe should've written it as "going tabloid".
― VegemiteGrrrl, Tuesday, 12 October 2010 02:16 (thirteen years ago) link
no i mean like? anyone who thinks deadspin is *going* tabloid is nuts? like you said
― max, Tuesday, 12 October 2010 02:19 (thirteen years ago) link
I don't love Deadspin, it's just sportsporn Fleshbot....but if this comes out on their side, as I suspect it might, this falls in line with what the Nat Enquirer did with the John Edwards affair/baby story. They were laughed at for chasing that & look at the amount of coverup his people did for him. Different area, i know...i just think if there's no pedestal for the subject to stand on, it's easier to look them in the eye, as far as these stories go. Again, I dunno how this will all shake out, but...my 2 cents. Shrug.
― VegemiteGrrrl, Tuesday, 12 October 2010 02:23 (thirteen years ago) link
xpost, there's reader emails on Deadspin where ppl are all "I used to love you guys but now..." and I'm thinking, what, you liked the college football cockshots but Favre is beyond the pale? WTF
― VegemiteGrrrl, Tuesday, 12 October 2010 02:25 (thirteen years ago) link
i love this email
Favre scandle is NOT true. My own personal investigation found; 1.) doesn't sound like Favre on voicemails 2.)one of the cock pics the guy has brown forearm hair, Favre's is blonde 3.) favre has hand veins, which are not visible on the pictures.
now we know why favre is such a legendary qb... he was born with hand veins
― truly blunted rhyme fiend (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 12 October 2010 02:26 (thirteen years ago) link
sounds like this scandle is giving top flight investigators the opportunity they need to look closely at suspect cock
― Brick Frog! (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 12 October 2010 02:33 (thirteen years ago) link
"scandle" is lil b esque
― truly blunted rhyme fiend (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 12 October 2010 02:37 (thirteen years ago) link
As a dude watching this game Brett favre better not be having fucking fun
― MMLLLARRRFF (jjjusten), Tuesday, 12 October 2010 03:03 (thirteen years ago) link
No wrangler jeans visible in photo, therefore not Brett Favre. Also Favre is ageless wonder, that genitalia looked old & sad. There is NO scandle.
― VegemiteGrrrl, Tuesday, 12 October 2010 03:04 (thirteen years ago) link
Everything in Suze Kolbers sideline report sounded like double entendre.
― VegemiteGrrrl, Tuesday, 12 October 2010 03:08 (thirteen years ago) link
ESPN's headline says "NY Storm Front," which makes me think that there are neo-nazis playing for the jets.
this, i can believe.
― Daniel, Esq., Tuesday, 12 October 2010 03:10 (thirteen years ago) link
i wanna sen you dickpix suzycan i sen you dickpix
― Brick Frog! (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 12 October 2010 03:12 (thirteen years ago) link
hope kanye plays at halftime.
― Daniel, Esq., Tuesday, 12 October 2010 03:14 (thirteen years ago) link
Lol:
@BillCorbett: The MN. Vikings game, on the other hand, IS exciting. When will Favre whip out (and sext! to us!) his little quarterback?!
― VegemiteGrrrl, Tuesday, 12 October 2010 04:57 (thirteen years ago) link
ha it has taken all of my willpower to keep from plastering that song all over this thread
― I lettered in Sam and Carl (HI DERE), Tuesday, 12 October 2010 13:57 (thirteen years ago) link
also this pic is title FavreSad(3).jpg:
http://cdn.faniq.com/images/blog/FavreSad%283%29.jpg
― I lettered in Sam and Carl (HI DERE), Tuesday, 12 October 2010 15:27 (thirteen years ago) link
haha (1) of (3) in a series?
― am0n, Tuesday, 12 October 2010 18:32 (thirteen years ago) link
you should! brett's listening to it right now.
― Daniel, Esq., Tuesday, 12 October 2010 19:20 (thirteen years ago) link
. . . and he's having fun.
So would have Johnny Unitas sent cock pics to the ladies? I think he might have whittled a model out of a 2x4.You KNOW Joe Namath was mailing Polaroids all over the NY Metro area, he was a freak.I think Dan Fouts would have sent over some watercolors that he did.
― earlnash, Tuesday, 12 October 2010 23:26 (thirteen years ago) link
Theisman had some etchings he wanted you to see... they're right over here under his bed.
― browns zero loss (brownie), Wednesday, 13 October 2010 00:09 (thirteen years ago) link
I wanted to try so hard to not post anything about this because I don't really care, and my Schadenfavre only extends to him losing football games and throwing shitty passes, but I just wanted to acknowledge gbx's accommodation w/o reaction post, because I appreciate any USMLE Step 1 study mnemonic reference on ILNFL.
― C-L, Wednesday, 13 October 2010 00:30 (thirteen years ago) link