TS: Ben Roethlisberger's Blog vs Peyton Manning's Blog

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― gear (gear), Monday, 12 June 2006 21:04 (nineteen years ago)

I hope Big Ben recovers, but anyone that rides a motorcyle without a helmet or especially those bozos that ride in shorts are complete morons. Criminy, it is dangerous enough with a helmet, gloves and wearing some leather. You would figure after Winslow threw away his career some of these guys would get smart.

I bet Peyton Manning doesn't ride a motorcyle in the off season. I bet he is more of a Lincoln Town Car kind of guy.

― Earl Nash (earlnash), Monday, 12 June 2006 21:16 (nineteen years ago)

Monday, June 12, 2006
Possible Patriots tie?
The car that Ben struck has a Maine license plate.... Could this be a conspiracy???

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Monday, 12 June 2006 22:20 (nineteen years ago)

"According to a police source, Roethlisberger suffered a broken jaw, broke his left sinus cavity, suffered a 9-inch laceration to the back of his head, lost many teeth and has severe injuries to his knees from hitting the pavement."

jesus christ!!! that's a lot worse than I thought. also, lololol forever @ ally's well-timed ;_;

― INSANE CLOWN FOSSE (Adrian Langston), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 00:11 (nineteen years ago)

ps. http://bestmessageboardever.com/uploads/post-666-1138218463.jpg

― INSANE CLOWN FOSSE (Adrian Langston), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 00:14 (nineteen years ago)

This is my cat, Ben Rofflesberger. He is sad tonite but at least he has his teeth still.

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Apparently Ben did NOT injure his knees though! He just Mark Hamilled his face. A tragedy definitely but he will play again!

Oh and priceless psuedo-drunk interview with Eli Manning regarding this on NFL network. By interview I mean 10 second soundbite. He needs to perhaps go to the Tom Brady school of talking in public.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 02:20 (nineteen years ago)

is your cat into goa trance?

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 02:22 (nineteen years ago)

Who's gonna take care o' Zeus?

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 04:15 (nineteen years ago)

Zeus is the brains behind the whole operation so he'll be ok.

― laurence kansas (lawrence kansas), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 11:51 (nineteen years ago)

I am dying for an update!

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 16:48 (nineteen years ago)

apparently big ben didn't have a license.

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 20:16 (nineteen years ago)

Dude relies on Zeus way too much!

― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 00:16 (nineteen years ago)

Damn, Pittsburghers are some fuckin' hardasses!

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 01:10 (nineteen years ago)

Dude I feel sorry for the guy at this point. I mean, yeah, total douche behavior (and I'm really not sure how he's gotten away this long without even having a bike licence being so public about being a biker and all), but I mean come on, the guy no longer has a face, and will be able to play regular season according to the doctors so lighten up a bit on him with the "u ass" comments. Every single parent in Pburgh is already using dude as an example of a jerkface to their kids to remind them, safety first and all that. Plus I'd be $100 Pennsylvania will wise the fuck up and put that helmet law back into effect ASAP, so hey.

Srsly dude has no face anymore, I think he regrets being an ass, that kinda shit ain't cool, even if it was Tom Brady we're talking about.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 13:47 (nineteen years ago)

Wha bout Favruh?

― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 14:36 (nineteen years ago)

How will we know it's actually Big Ben quarterbacking the Steelers this fall?!?!

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― laurence kansas (lawrence kansas), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 15:03 (nineteen years ago)

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― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 15:06 (nineteen years ago)

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― laurence kansas (lawrence kansas), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 15:10 (nineteen years ago)

That IS tragic.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 15:32 (nineteen years ago)

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― gear (gear), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 16:08 (nineteen years ago)

Meanwhile, elsewhere on the previously mentioned blog circuit:

Derrick Brooks
HELLO FANS
05/22/06

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Antonio Pierce
2006 OFFSEASON
02/25/06

Well just to let all the NEW YORK GIANTs fans know, I'm back to 100%. Just recently the doctors offically cleared me 100% to begin getting ready for the up coming offseason. The injury really put things in reality for me. One year I don't miss no plays, than the next I get knocked out the last month of the season when we were making a serious run for the playoffs. But I'm excited and ready to begin this offseason and build off of what people thought we could not do last year. This team, with a couple of pieces can be a SUPERBOWL CHAMPION. I believe that and I'm sure my teammates do as well. We start working MARCH 20, so the clock is ticking and best believe that this year NY GIANTS wont come up short. The defense will improve for one. This is the first year, in my 6 yrs that I will have the same coaching staff coming back. That alone speaks for its self. Also our offense will be one of thee best next year, so I hope everyone is getting pumped up like me and ready to turn GIANTS STADIUM into a nightmare for the upcoming year.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Thursday, 15 June 2006 02:25 (nineteen years ago)

And, as long as I'm here:
Roethlisberger out of bed, could go home as early as Thursday

Tragic:
"But while Roethlisberger won't have to be on a soup-only diet, he missed out on a $2 million Campbell's Chunky Soup commercial that began filming Wednesday at Heinz Field with other Steelers players. Roethlisberger and his stepmother, Brenda, were to have been the stars of the commercial."

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Thursday, 15 June 2006 02:31 (nineteen years ago)

i wonder how gnarly his face will look after this :( also, where the hell is that derrick brooks thing from

― INSANE CLOWN FOSSE (Adrian Langston), Thursday, 15 June 2006 03:14 (nineteen years ago)

What if the plastic surgeons screw up the facial reconstruction? Will Zeus have to hunt down the butchers one by one?

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― laurence kansas (lawrence kansas), Thursday, 15 June 2006 13:13 (nineteen years ago)

OK Brooks is like totally obsessed with our troops.

― Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Thursday, 15 June 2006 13:58 (nineteen years ago)

Campbell's missed the boat by not making a limited edition 'Ben Rothlisberger's Face' variety of Chunky.
"the taste of a champion"

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Friday, 16 June 2006 03:21 (nineteen years ago)

PITTSBURGH -- Steelers quarterback Ben Roethlisberger will be cited for failure to wear a helmet and not having a motorcycle license after an accident last week left him with a concussion, broken jaw and nose.

Roethlisberger and the driver of the car he crashed into on June 12 both had the green light, but the driver of the vehicle will be cited for failing to yield, police said Monday.

Only licensed cyclists can ride without a helmet in Pennsylvania.

Roethlisberger was traveling 35 mph in a posted 35 mph zone, said officer Dan Connolly. There were no mechanical problems with either vehicle, he said.

Police Chief Dominic Costa said the woman driving the car had received some threatening phone calls, which police were investigating.

― Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Monday, 19 June 2006 14:04 (nineteen years ago)

Bolded sentence highlighted because it implies that, in Pennsylvania, YOU DON'T NEED A LICENSE TO RIDE A MOTORCYCLE AS LONG AS YOU WEAR A HELMET??? OK Pennsylvania, get in on safety for once in yr life.

― Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Monday, 19 June 2006 14:04 (nineteen years ago)

Also, if you are licensed then you get the privilege of riding without a helmet???? WTF PENNSYLVANIA

Poor Ben, I'm sure he didn't want to trade his face for a citation.

― Jesus Dan (Dan Perry), Monday, 19 June 2006 15:49 (nineteen years ago)

I don't think Pennsylvania quite gets the point of issuing licenses to people???

― Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Monday, 19 June 2006 16:36 (nineteen years ago)

I think the deal is you have to wait a year before you can get a license- during that time you have a permit and have to wear a helmet. Also, you can't beer in less than case quantity outside of a bar.

― laurence kansas (lawrence kansas), Tuesday, 20 June 2006 14:41 (nineteen years ago)

buy beer

― laurence kansas (lawrence kansas), Tuesday, 20 June 2006 14:42 (nineteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

I heard some sports slaphead call Roffles the Derek Jeter (AKA the most clutch Duke of Clutchytown to ever pop a clutch) of the NFL. THE BACKLASH STARTS NOW.

― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 7 July 2006 00:53 (nineteen years ago)

HOW DO YUO LEIK YR TOMS BRADY NOW?

― Jimmy Mod: NOIZE BOARD GRIL COMPARISON ANALYST (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Friday, 7 July 2006 01:06 (nineteen years ago)

Brady's the nu A-Rod.

Actually, shit, Peyton's A-Rod!

― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 7 July 2006 01:26 (nineteen years ago)

brady remains the jeter
roffles is the kevin millar
peyton is a-rod
eli is robinson cano

― gear (gear), Friday, 7 July 2006 03:06 (nineteen years ago)

the slut = Brady / Peyton / UR PICK HERE
the "innocent" = Roffles
the cynic = FArVRE
the sophisticated center = Shaq

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Friday, 7 July 2006 05:17 (nineteen years ago)

The sophisticated center = Matt Birk

― Jesus Dan (Dan Perry), Friday, 7 July 2006 11:57 (nineteen years ago)

Jake Plummer = Manny?

― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 7 July 2006 12:05 (nineteen years ago)

manny = ricky williams

― gear (gear), Friday, 7 July 2006 16:15 (nineteen years ago)

ding!

― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 7 July 2006 17:29 (nineteen years ago)

TO = AJ Piersnickety

― c(''c) (Leee), Friday, 7 July 2006 18:39 (nineteen years ago)

So do any of you have a picture of faceless Ben or what? Cos that's all I'm interested in here.

― Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Friday, 7 July 2006 20:11 (nineteen years ago)

Meanwhile, elsewhere on the previously mentioned blog circuit:

Did Derrick Brooks suffer some sort of major head trauma after last October? His blog posts get somewhat less sophisticated after that point.

― polyphonic (polyphonic), Friday, 7 July 2006 20:47 (nineteen years ago)

I was googling for a picture for Mel Gibson's "The Man Without A Face" movie and came across this:

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WAHT

― Jesus Dan (Dan Perry), Friday, 7 July 2006 22:37 (nineteen years ago)

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I'm seriously boggling here. This guy has a prosthetic face.

― Jesus Dan (Dan Perry), Friday, 7 July 2006 22:39 (nineteen years ago)

what fresh hell

― INSANE CLOWN FOSSE (Adrian Langston), Saturday, 8 July 2006 00:42 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah, poor guy died last year.
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Mucormycosis is no joke, yo. GIS that shit at your own risk.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Saturday, 8 July 2006 16:58 (nineteen years ago)

wow I didn't know you guys turned this into Discovery Health this weekend.

― Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Monday, 10 July 2006 17:32 (nineteen years ago)

On Friday, Pittsburgh Steelers quarterback Ben Roethlisberger, sans "Drink Like A Champion" T-shirt, will make his first public appearance since his motorcycle accident a month ago, on "Good Morning America" with Robin Roberts.

― laurence kansas (lawrence kansas), Thursday, 13 July 2006 13:06 (nineteen years ago)

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