returning is such a big risk. despite the final interception, he had an amazing 2009 season. hard to choose not to go out on such a high-note.
― Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, 18 August 2010 22:08 (fifteen years ago)
He's going to end up playing so long that he gets benched.
― Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 18 August 2010 22:13 (fifteen years ago)
yeah. i mean, you're obv. kidding, but that kind of steep decline is very possible. makes me wonder why he doesn't just retire.
i guess you can say the same thing about a lot of aging star athletes. say shaq, but at least he's not attempting to be the focal point of his team (or even the starter as his position on the team).
― Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, 18 August 2010 22:15 (fifteen years ago)
“I think about retirement a heck of a lot more than I used to…I miss home. All I could think was, I wish I could be on my lawn mower back home.”
september 2002
― ('_') (omar little), Thursday, 19 August 2010 16:28 (fifteen years ago)
maybe they'll let him mow the vikings practice field
― call all destroyer, Thursday, 19 August 2010 16:31 (fifteen years ago)
It is probably pretty fun to have a riding mower, let's be honest.
― no gut busting joke can change history (polyphonic), Thursday, 19 August 2010 16:47 (fifteen years ago)
It was the best part of my job when I was a landscaper one summer.
― Johnny Fever, Thursday, 19 August 2010 16:49 (fifteen years ago)
i kind of like that brett favre's deal with the devil includes the caveat that if he ever retires from football, the only thing he'll be able to do will be to ride a mower in mississippi for the rest of his life.
― ('_') (omar little), Thursday, 19 August 2010 16:51 (fifteen years ago)
that first time you get to do it when youre 11 or 12 is classic, after that, massive dud.
― my stomach is full of anger. and pie. (Hunt3r), Thursday, 19 August 2010 17:04 (fifteen years ago)
although, crushing huge quantities of apples under the tractor tires is fun and smells great. theres a risk of bee stings there, though.
― my stomach is full of anger. and pie. (Hunt3r), Thursday, 19 August 2010 17:05 (fifteen years ago)
http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/news?slug=ms-favreencore081810
― no gut busting joke can change history (polyphonic), Thursday, 19 August 2010 23:25 (fifteen years ago)
that article is wishful thinking bullshit--favre will be fine if healthy and the vikes will be quite good.
― call all destroyer, Thursday, 19 August 2010 23:57 (fifteen years ago)
http://a.espncdn.com/combiner/i?img=media%2Fapphoto%2Fe428dc12-b550-48f1-bbaa-6d3903849ae0.jpghttp://a.espncdn.com/combiner/i?img=media%2Fgettyphoto%2F2010%5C09%5C09%5CGYI0061548656.jpg
― am0n, Friday, 10 September 2010 05:36 (fifteen years ago)
http://www.theonion.com/articles/brett-favre-apparently-undecided-if-he-will-return,18147/
― Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 24 September 2010 22:39 (fifteen years ago)
um, this does not look fun
http://deadspin.com/5657512/did-a-jets-pr-person-act-as-liaison-between-brett-favre-and-jenn-sterger
"It was from this number that Sterger later received the two voicemails (one below) and the three cock photos that we'll have for you tomorrow."
― high speed p-diddy-esque shrimping vessel (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 7 October 2010 02:59 (fifteen years ago)
i am not a brett favre fan but deadspin writers are disgusting savages imo
― ('_') (omar little), Thursday, 7 October 2010 03:17 (fifteen years ago)
haha, maybe brett farve should be a guest vocalist on the new kanye west album.
She find pictures in my emailI sent this girl a picture of my, dick I don't know what it is with femalesBut I'm not too good with that, shit
― Daniel, Esq., Thursday, 7 October 2010 03:20 (fifteen years ago)
have not and will not look at this but if it's your thing:http://deadspin.com/5658206/brett-favres-cellphone-seduction-of-jenn-sterger
― high speed p-diddy-esque shrimping vessel (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 7 October 2010 18:36 (fifteen years ago)
someone emailed me a screenshot so i just went and watched the whole damn thing cos why not i've already seen it.
― ground zero moss (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Thursday, 7 October 2010 18:56 (fifteen years ago)
i have nothing against athlete dick photos but i think i'd rather have my eyes impaled with pencils than see brett favre's dick
― truly blunted rhyme fiend (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 7 October 2010 18:59 (fifteen years ago)
i think he manscapes
― ground zero moss (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Thursday, 7 October 2010 19:00 (fifteen years ago)
oh for fucks sake
― truly blunted rhyme fiend (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 7 October 2010 19:01 (fifteen years ago)
maybe he's just balding
mad, bad, and dangerous to know
― all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Thursday, 7 October 2010 22:05 (fifteen years ago)
http://sportsnetny.tumblr.com/post/1269970960/kris-jenkins-talks-about-farve-being-weird-and
― ground zero moss (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Friday, 8 October 2010 17:05 (fifteen years ago)
man, i wish he would have elaborated on that
― a prairie based companion (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 8 October 2010 18:45 (fifteen years ago)
i know! what did it mean
― ground zero moss (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Friday, 8 October 2010 18:50 (fifteen years ago)
Athletes who play the "la la la la la, I've got a seeeeecret" game are the most disgusting savages.
― In "Bob" There Is No East or West (WmC), Friday, 8 October 2010 18:54 (fifteen years ago)
http://twitter.com/#!/Adam_Schefter/status/26778975820
OMG WHAT
― ground zero moss (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Friday, 8 October 2010 19:42 (fifteen years ago)
Brett Favre may no longer be having fun
― I got yr comedy modding right here (HI DERE), Friday, 8 October 2010 19:43 (fifteen years ago)
uh oh spaghettios!!
― goole, Friday, 8 October 2010 19:43 (fifteen years ago)
the most hilarious thing about this is that they're playing the jets, in ny, on monday. if some asshole jets fan does not manage to sneak in a sign that includes a blow up of favre's cock, i will personally murder all of the jets. DO NOT FAIL ME NOW JETS FANS, YOU ARE PROFESSIONALS AT DOING THIS KIND OF THING.
― ground zero moss (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Friday, 8 October 2010 19:46 (fifteen years ago)
kind of hoping for King Missile to be played over the P/A
― I got yr comedy modding right here (HI DERE), Friday, 8 October 2010 19:47 (fifteen years ago)
oh hey goole btw we are doing Monday night football at Barrio in St. Paul. Every time brett whips out his dick, you have to do a shot of tequila tho so it could be a rough night.
― MMLLLARRRFF (jjjusten), Friday, 8 October 2010 19:47 (fifteen years ago)
adam schefter is having fun by the looks of it
― ('_') (omar little), Friday, 8 October 2010 19:48 (fifteen years ago)
jjj i am somewhat chagrined to announce here that i have a kickball game on monday night. but i'll see what i can do.
― goole, Friday, 8 October 2010 19:49 (fifteen years ago)
people who participate in athleticism instead of watching it on television in a bar worst kind of savages etc
― MMLLLARRRFF (jjjusten), Friday, 8 October 2010 19:51 (fifteen years ago)
participate in what now?
― goole, Friday, 8 October 2010 19:52 (fifteen years ago)
tequila + kickball sounds pretty rad tbf
― I got yr comedy modding right here (HI DERE), Friday, 8 October 2010 19:52 (fifteen years ago)
guys honestly, everytime brett favre un-retires it's like an early christmas present for reasons such as this. the regular INTs are like the stocking stuffers, the playoff meltdowns, mangini "wtf" stuff, personal life drama are what's waiting under the tree.
― ('_') (omar little), Friday, 8 October 2010 19:54 (fifteen years ago)
http://a.espncdn.com/i/headshots/nfl/players/65/112.jpg
"sorry I sent you dickpics"
― I got yr comedy modding right here (HI DERE), Friday, 8 October 2010 19:55 (fifteen years ago)
― I got yr comedy modding right here (HI DERE),
hahahaHAAAA
― In "Bob" There Is No East or West (WmC), Friday, 8 October 2010 19:57 (fifteen years ago)
okay I was looking for sheepish Brett Favre pictures to continue the "sorry I sent you dickpics" theme and stumbled across this:
http://uvtblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/brett-favre-is-a-dick.jpg
― I got yr comedy modding right here (HI DERE), Friday, 8 October 2010 19:59 (fifteen years ago)
http://ash1138.shackspace.com/SadFavre.jpg
― ('_') (omar little), Friday, 8 October 2010 20:00 (fifteen years ago)
uh to all of this
― ground zero moss (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Friday, 8 October 2010 20:40 (fifteen years ago)
wow
― horseshoe, Friday, 8 October 2010 20:55 (fifteen years ago)
keep turning the word "dickpics" over in my head
― horseshoe, Friday, 8 October 2010 20:56 (fifteen years ago)
― ('_') (omar little), Friday, October 8, 2010 3:00 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark
please god, let there be a meme that this is the dick pic
― ಠ_ಠ (bnw), Friday, 8 October 2010 21:07 (fifteen years ago)
why would the nfl be "looking into" allegations of favre sending dickpix? What's the deal exactly?
― Such an octopus of a thing. And I have only an inkling! (forksclovetofu), Friday, 8 October 2010 21:23 (fifteen years ago)
i personally think they're doing it for the lols
― ('_') (omar little), Friday, 8 October 2010 21:23 (fifteen years ago)