Brian Dawkins sez, You can’t sit there and dwell on the piddly-poo of tears. —— WEEK ELEVEN 2009

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lol @ david beckham

Mr. Yah (J0rdan S.), Monday, 23 November 2009 04:43 (sixteen years ago)

lol so do goalies basically just pick a side and fly towards it, figuring they have a 50/50 chance of being right

hey utah won a championship in... something

farting irl (cankles), Monday, 23 November 2009 04:44 (sixteen years ago)

lol real salt lake was less than a .500 team?

farting irl (cankles), Monday, 23 November 2009 04:45 (sixteen years ago)

lol so do goalies basically just pick a side and fly towards it, figuring they have a 50/50 chance of being right

lol yes - it's basically a game of rock paper scissor - minus one element - this is the way they end games

Mr. Yah (J0rdan S.), Monday, 23 November 2009 04:45 (sixteen years ago)

lol the wives looked so happy...................

Mr. Yah (J0rdan S.), Monday, 23 November 2009 04:45 (sixteen years ago)

i really hate that they're called REAL salt lake, why cant they just be the Utah Bobcats or something like a normal american sports team

farting irl (cankles), Monday, 23 November 2009 04:47 (sixteen years ago)

my favorite is the New York Red Bulls as sponsored by red bull - totes great idea

Mr. Yah (J0rdan S.), Monday, 23 November 2009 04:48 (sixteen years ago)

there should be many more of those... like, Utah Tucans as sponsored by fruit loops

Mr. Yah (J0rdan S.), Monday, 23 November 2009 04:48 (sixteen years ago)

the best euro team name, btw, is Total Network Solutions

farting irl (cankles), Monday, 23 November 2009 04:50 (sixteen years ago)

i checked espn and then flipped to espn2 and it is drag racing, the funny cars are on now! awesome

yeah, whatever (daria-g), Monday, 23 November 2009 04:51 (sixteen years ago)

they should try & attract the younger generations by renaming them rofl cars

Mr. Yah (J0rdan S.), Monday, 23 November 2009 04:52 (sixteen years ago)

maybe they did, for all i know? i haven't watched this since i was a kid, they were def called funny cars then..

yeah, whatever (daria-g), Monday, 23 November 2009 04:54 (sixteen years ago)

i bet utah is just going wild now - the whole state - gripped by mls fever - flipping over bicycles - pouring liquid on couches

Mr. Yah (J0rdan S.), Monday, 23 November 2009 04:54 (sixteen years ago)

loll

farting irl (cankles), Monday, 23 November 2009 04:58 (sixteen years ago)

btw they showed devin hester's entire ass on tv tonight

Mr. Yah (J0rdan S.), Monday, 23 November 2009 05:00 (sixteen years ago)

yeah i could not help but notice that he has a p nice ass

farting irl (cankles), Monday, 23 November 2009 05:06 (sixteen years ago)

http://img70.yfrog.com/img70/630/zyb.jpg

Johnny Fever, Monday, 23 November 2009 05:54 (sixteen years ago)

Did we talk about Eric Wood yet?

http://nfl.fanhouse.com/2009/11/22/eric-wood-injury-too-brutal-for-cbs-replay/?synd=fanhouse

Note to horseshoe: maybe don't look.

windy = white, carl = black (polyphonic), Monday, 23 November 2009 17:29 (sixteen years ago)

god, that was awful. poor dude.

horseshoe, Monday, 23 November 2009 17:30 (sixteen years ago)

jacksonvill fans all clapped for him, nice

horseshoe, Monday, 23 November 2009 17:30 (sixteen years ago)

Saw the headline about this, but I don't think I'll watch the video. The Theismann snap still gives me the karates when I think about it.

Bob Saget's "Night Moves": C or D (WmC), Monday, 23 November 2009 17:33 (sixteen years ago)

why did i watch :(

bitter about emo (Hunt3r), Monday, 23 November 2009 17:54 (sixteen years ago)

fyi peter king on how mangini cost cleveland the game stafford won detroit the game:

Stafford stopped. Two rushers got ready to cream him. Defensive tackle C.J. Mosley, all 305 pounds of him, was two feet away and closing fast when Stafford finally let the ball go toward the left corner of the end zone. Bang! Mosley drove Stafford as hard as a quarterback can be driven into the ground. The ball fluttered into the air, right into the arms of safety Brodney Pool.

Interception. Ballgame.

Flags.

"Game's over,'' Stafford said. "I was sure it was, even though I was on the ground and pretty much in a lot of pain. Then I heard there was a flag.''

Seems that Browns nickel back Hank Poteat tackled wideout Calvin Johnson in the end zone, thinking physical play was OK because Stafford had left the pocket. "No! No!'' one of the officials kept saying over and over to Poteat. "Pass interference!''

But because Stafford lay on the field and caused a stoppage in play, Detroit was charged with a timeout. It didn't have one, that was the Lions' fourth charged timeout of the half ... but because time had expired, the Lions would not be penalized five yards, not penalized by having time run off the clock. [Only on a fifth timeout of a half -- three timeouts followed by two due to injury -- does yardage actually get marked off.]

Meanwhile, Stafford was ushered to the Lions sideline, where four team medics began to examine him. In the game went backup Daunte Culpepper. Detroit would have one, last, untimed play at the one-yard-line because the game cannot end on a defensive penalty. Culpepper began to call signals.

Then Cleveland coach Eric Mangini called timeout, and proceeded to appeal to the officials about something. The non-runoff of time on the clock? The pass interference? I don't know. After the game, he said he took the timeout to see if he had the right personnel package on the field for the last play.

"I was flat on my back on the sidelines, and the doctors were trying to figure out what was wrong with my shoulder,'' said Stafford. "But I heard, 'Timeout Cleveland,' and then I knew I could come back in.''

An injured player who leaves the field has to sit for at least one play -- unless there is a charged timeout by either team. Stafford knew. And he immediately began trying to get up, but the doctors kept telling him, basically, to hold on, hoss -- he wasn't authorized to go back in. But Stafford got up and weaved his way onto the field, telling offensive coordinator Scott Linehan to call a pass play if he wanted, because he had one play left in him.

"Only one,'' Stafford said. "But I knew I had one. I had the adrenalin going.'' He jogged onto the field and Culpepper jogged back off.

Meanwhile, Schwartz hollered at his medical staff: "Is he good to go?'' And one of the doctors said no, and Schwartz asked what was wrong, and the doc said he didn't know because they hadn't had time to examine him yet.

"The kid put himself back in the game,'' Schwartz said.

Lord knows what the Browns thought the wounded Stafford would call, but tight end Brandon Pettigrew, a fellow first-round pick in 2009, ran a short square-in at the back of the end zone, and Stafford flicked it to him. Ballgame.

jØrdån (omar little), Monday, 23 November 2009 18:02 (sixteen years ago)

epic

Bob Saget's "Night Moves": C or D (WmC), Monday, 23 November 2009 18:14 (sixteen years ago)

wau!

Johnny Fever, Monday, 23 November 2009 18:20 (sixteen years ago)

completely bizarre finish. good to see the browns have a competitive game for once

NEW YORK DESERVED MANGINI (brownie), Monday, 23 November 2009 18:22 (sixteen years ago)

def seemed like an exciting end but i just saw the highlights from that game and damn if those weren't a couple of the least impressive deep bomb touchdowns i've ever seen.

omaha deserved 311 (call all destroyer), Monday, 23 November 2009 18:32 (sixteen years ago)

quinn has no zip on deep passes

NEW YORK DESERVED MANGINI (brownie), Monday, 23 November 2009 18:39 (sixteen years ago)

not a problem when his receiver his about 10 yards of space.

omaha deserved 311 (call all destroyer), Monday, 23 November 2009 18:41 (sixteen years ago)

yeah it's like watching jack trudeau in tecmo bowl

jØrdån (omar little), Monday, 23 November 2009 18:44 (sixteen years ago)

I watched the end of the Detroit/Cleveland game on Redzone, and it was epic.

windy = white, carl = black (polyphonic), Monday, 23 November 2009 19:47 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.thejetsblog.com/2009/11/23/breaking-david-clowney-tells-fan-to-kill-yourselfon-twitter/

everyone kills people (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Monday, 23 November 2009 22:51 (sixteen years ago)

Kill yourself dude: WEEK TWELVE

everyone kills people (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Monday, 23 November 2009 22:51 (sixteen years ago)

I haven't looked at the rest of the Titans season, but is it possible they start 0-6 and then end up 10-6? Whatever happened during their bye (and I think it was more than just starting Vince), a switch has been flipped.

Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 24 November 2009 00:45 (sixteen years ago)

They beat Jacksonville, San Francisco, and Buffalo. Three very winnable games.

Arizona, @Indianapolis, @Houston, San Diego remaining on the schedule. Probably not going 10-6, 8-8 will be tough imo. Not impossible.

windy = white, carl = black (polyphonic), Tuesday, 24 November 2009 00:48 (sixteen years ago)

I guess you're right. Only seeing highlight film is bad about creating faulty impressions.

Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 24 November 2009 00:49 (sixteen years ago)

They have imo maybe the #1 RB playing at the moment. (If not number one now, then in 3-4 years from now.) Every game I've seen them play has essentially been CJ versus the entire other team. Which is insane.

Mordy, Tuesday, 24 November 2009 00:51 (sixteen years ago)

5 min ago

OGOchoCinco
Now someone tell me the best place to watch Monday night football so I can enjoy this game and NY city.

anyone in nyc wants to invite ochocinco over?

yeah, whatever (daria-g), Tuesday, 24 November 2009 00:51 (sixteen years ago)

me!

everyone kills people (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Tuesday, 24 November 2009 01:52 (sixteen years ago)

so who are houston texans fans? where did they come from?

omaha deserved 311 (call all destroyer), Tuesday, 24 November 2009 01:52 (sixteen years ago)

they don't exist. Next.

everyone kills people (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Tuesday, 24 November 2009 01:54 (sixteen years ago)

shots from inside reliant stadium, home of the best tailgating in the nfl, would indicate otherwise

omaha deserved 311 (call all destroyer), Tuesday, 24 November 2009 01:55 (sixteen years ago)

they're just fans of tailgating.

everyone kills people (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Tuesday, 24 November 2009 01:56 (sixteen years ago)

honestly they are probably Oilers fans, it's a Ravens type thing. I guess it's possible to be serious sometimes.

everyone kills people (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Tuesday, 24 November 2009 01:58 (sixteen years ago)

i think i like their uniforms - but not their logo so much. it looks a little late 90s.

everyone kills people (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Tuesday, 24 November 2009 02:14 (sixteen years ago)

i think i like the idea for the logo but the lines are a little, i dunno, kokopelli-influenced or something. which i think means the same at late 90s.

omaha deserved 311 (call all destroyer), Tuesday, 24 November 2009 02:19 (sixteen years ago)

red unis are solid. do they still wear navy blue? those were boring.

omaha deserved 311 (call all destroyer), Tuesday, 24 November 2009 02:20 (sixteen years ago)

yeah they seem to have gone all red, which is good for them, I think.

everyone kills people (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Tuesday, 24 November 2009 02:22 (sixteen years ago)

lol i feel like we're sitting at one of those desks and this conversation is from a mythical ilnfl studio show--next segment would be daria with a HATCAT update or cankles with the gif of the week.

omaha deserved 311 (call all destroyer), Tuesday, 24 November 2009 02:26 (sixteen years ago)

vince young looks good!

horseshoe, Tuesday, 24 November 2009 02:27 (sixteen years ago)


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